@2yearsworthofsemen.bsky.social
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Gaming should feel like a stressful job. You should be ashamed of yourself for having a backlog. You should wake up in the middle of the night worried about video games and the order you'll play them in. Real gamers do not enjoy gaming.
February 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Gaming should feel like a stressful job. You should be ashamed of yourself for having a backlog. You should wake up in the middle of the night worried about video games and the order you'll play them in. Real gamers do not enjoy gaming.
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livid peter thiel threatening to have sam altman “dealt with” if he doesn’t return the thiel foundation’s loan of 35 untraceable epstein twinks
January 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
livid peter thiel threatening to have sam altman “dealt with” if he doesn’t return the thiel foundation’s loan of 35 untraceable epstein twinks
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You know Emilia Pérez? The movie no one thinks is very good? The Academy heard they're gonna be at this awards show. So they set up a trap for the filmmakers. This whole Oscars is a trap
January 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
You know Emilia Pérez? The movie no one thinks is very good? The Academy heard they're gonna be at this awards show. So they set up a trap for the filmmakers. This whole Oscars is a trap
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it is the great tragedy of life that if you were simply impossibly plastered with the people you hate most you would kind of still be able to vibe with them
January 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
it is the great tragedy of life that if you were simply impossibly plastered with the people you hate most you would kind of still be able to vibe with them
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the day that bloodborne pc is finally announced but its a full remake by a completely different studio and they ruined the artstyle is gonna be sooooo good dude
January 10, 2025 at 9:48 AM
the day that bloodborne pc is finally announced but its a full remake by a completely different studio and they ruined the artstyle is gonna be sooooo good dude
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Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California?
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
January 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California?
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
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low-key one of the most insidious dumb guy beliefs of the last few decades to gain widespread purchase has been this notion that demonstrating pro-social behavior in the hope that others would notice and mirror it, one of the fucking building blocks of any kind of society, is somehow ‘fake’.
Zuckerberg says people who leave his platforms are "virtue signaling"
January 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
low-key one of the most insidious dumb guy beliefs of the last few decades to gain widespread purchase has been this notion that demonstrating pro-social behavior in the hope that others would notice and mirror it, one of the fucking building blocks of any kind of society, is somehow ‘fake’.
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Kinda sick of seeing "voters wanted this". Voters are idiots who by and large do not know:
- what they want
- what "this" is
- what they want
- what "this" is
January 8, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Kinda sick of seeing "voters wanted this". Voters are idiots who by and large do not know:
- what they want
- what "this" is
- what they want
- what "this" is
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Shadow of the Vampire remake about Willem Dafoe filming the Nosferatu remake who is revealed to be an actual vampire ever since being bitten by the real Max Schreck during the filming of the first Shadow of the Vampire about the making of the first Nosferatu
January 8, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Shadow of the Vampire remake about Willem Dafoe filming the Nosferatu remake who is revealed to be an actual vampire ever since being bitten by the real Max Schreck during the filming of the first Shadow of the Vampire about the making of the first Nosferatu
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Any time a “hot” female teacher is in the news for molesting students a bunch of maga boomer guys reply asking “where were those teachers when I was in school.” And the answer is “molesting much better looking students”
January 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Any time a “hot” female teacher is in the news for molesting students a bunch of maga boomer guys reply asking “where were those teachers when I was in school.” And the answer is “molesting much better looking students”
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buying a cybertruck and putting it in long term storage so i can rent it in 30 years to filmmakers who want to convey "this guy is a dipshit" in period pieces
January 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
buying a cybertruck and putting it in long term storage so i can rent it in 30 years to filmmakers who want to convey "this guy is a dipshit" in period pieces
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when I Saw the TV Glow came out i remember seeing some takes like “if cis people see themselves in this they’re missing the point” (paraphrasing) but idk i kinda think that’s what makes it genius
January 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
when I Saw the TV Glow came out i remember seeing some takes like “if cis people see themselves in this they’re missing the point” (paraphrasing) but idk i kinda think that’s what makes it genius
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Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate
December 29, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate
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I just met God. She's black. And Her message for humanity is [I begin speaking in a horribly caricatured blaccent]
December 28, 2024 at 10:07 PM
I just met God. She's black. And Her message for humanity is [I begin speaking in a horribly caricatured blaccent]
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it’s very easy to win “try not to cum” games. where most people go wrong is they start jacking off
December 20, 2024 at 10:52 PM
it’s very easy to win “try not to cum” games. where most people go wrong is they start jacking off
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I still think about this post so often. it's so scary to me
December 14, 2024 at 7:28 AM
I still think about this post so often. it's so scary to me
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Se7en is a Christmas movie because people talk about the Bible and Brad Pitt gets a present at the end.
December 8, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Se7en is a Christmas movie because people talk about the Bible and Brad Pitt gets a present at the end.
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Actually kind of shocked that so many on the so-called "left" on here would celebrate the death of the CEO of the Shorten People's Lives Factory.
December 4, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Actually kind of shocked that so many on the so-called "left" on here would celebrate the death of the CEO of the Shorten People's Lives Factory.
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A lot of liberals on here seem unable to wrap their minds around the idea that what this guy did for a $10 million salary plus perks, bonuses, and stock is also violence
December 5, 2024 at 1:45 AM
A lot of liberals on here seem unable to wrap their minds around the idea that what this guy did for a $10 million salary plus perks, bonuses, and stock is also violence
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turn based RPGs have ruined my ability to take severe weather threats seriously. what do you mean a polar vortex is going to cause more arctic blasts? am i going to take 8 damage? is the black ice going to inflict a status penalty?
December 4, 2024 at 2:20 PM
turn based RPGs have ruined my ability to take severe weather threats seriously. what do you mean a polar vortex is going to cause more arctic blasts? am i going to take 8 damage? is the black ice going to inflict a status penalty?
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while dating: my beauotiful girlfriend,
while engaged: my perfect fiancee,
5 minutes into being married: my bitch wife,
while engaged: my perfect fiancee,
5 minutes into being married: my bitch wife,
November 26, 2024 at 5:22 PM
while dating: my beauotiful girlfriend,
while engaged: my perfect fiancee,
5 minutes into being married: my bitch wife,
while engaged: my perfect fiancee,
5 minutes into being married: my bitch wife,
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Look. Look. It's not fascist, ok? It's just an anime celebrating the romantic self assertion of a Germanic people who must struggle against the enemy within as well as external monstrous subhumans, where the only hope for salvation is in disciplined militarism overcoming treacherous decadent elites.
November 25, 2024 at 6:54 AM
Look. Look. It's not fascist, ok? It's just an anime celebrating the romantic self assertion of a Germanic people who must struggle against the enemy within as well as external monstrous subhumans, where the only hope for salvation is in disciplined militarism overcoming treacherous decadent elites.
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I feel like the absolutely absence of posts about holding space for defying gravity on this site is mind blowing and unacceptable
November 23, 2024 at 3:38 AM
I feel like the absolutely absence of posts about holding space for defying gravity on this site is mind blowing and unacceptable