he got the wrong number. but you know what, i’m gonna make this guy’s day :)
October 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
he got the wrong number. but you know what, i’m gonna make this guy’s day :)
men these days need to spend less time painting their nails and more time harassing women online
August 17, 2025 at 5:24 AM
men these days need to spend less time painting their nails and more time harassing women online
what’s going on with my “balls” and, in some cases, my “penis”
July 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
what’s going on with my “balls” and, in some cases, my “penis”
this is who shows up if you post something satirical on bluesky
June 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
this is who shows up if you post something satirical on bluesky
the guy who works at at 7/11 said to me “i love quagmire’s house. i like the way he arranged things. that guy is such a pimp”
June 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
the guy who works at at 7/11 said to me “i love quagmire’s house. i like the way he arranged things. that guy is such a pimp”
got drunk one night and ordered these card sleeves. i liked them because they confused me. is the turtle “daring to dream big” because it’s eating a taco? idk. i don’t get it. i don’t like them now that i’m not drunk
April 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
got drunk one night and ordered these card sleeves. i liked them because they confused me. is the turtle “daring to dream big” because it’s eating a taco? idk. i don’t get it. i don’t like them now that i’m not drunk
insurance guy blocked my number because i told him he follows a shameful path, one which wounds humanity and should he not atone for his actions he will eventually find himself tormented by the realization that his character is laden with dishonor
April 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
insurance guy blocked my number because i told him he follows a shameful path, one which wounds humanity and should he not atone for his actions he will eventually find himself tormented by the realization that his character is laden with dishonor
apparently i am “a danger to myself or others” because i said i want to kill myself and also other people
March 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
apparently i am “a danger to myself or others” because i said i want to kill myself and also other people
a wise man once said to me, “you have great promise, but you lack discipline. a fight without purpose can never lead to victory” so i punched him for no reason and guess what i fucking won
March 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
a wise man once said to me, “you have great promise, but you lack discipline. a fight without purpose can never lead to victory” so i punched him for no reason and guess what i fucking won
“i am become meme”
ok… he’s officially a freaking genius.
i don’t expect many people will get that joke. it’s a reference to a scientist named Openhimer
ok… he’s officially a freaking genius.
i don’t expect many people will get that joke. it’s a reference to a scientist named Openhimer
February 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
“i am become meme”
ok… he’s officially a freaking genius.
i don’t expect many people will get that joke. it’s a reference to a scientist named Openhimer
ok… he’s officially a freaking genius.
i don’t expect many people will get that joke. it’s a reference to a scientist named Openhimer
no milf in my area should ever have to feel lonely
February 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
no milf in my area should ever have to feel lonely
every year i stop 5 potential mass shootings from happening by having sex with guys that are weird
February 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
every year i stop 5 potential mass shootings from happening by having sex with guys that are weird
you see her at the local cafe, she jumps out of a ball and starts attacking a dog. how do you open?
February 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
you see her at the local cafe, she jumps out of a ball and starts attacking a dog. how do you open?
so many gorgeous women wanting to talk to me. they all are inviting me to watch them sex cameras and nude videos. this is because they are drawn to my traditional masculine values and strength. liberal men will never have this. because everyone is becoming girls now
February 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
so many gorgeous women wanting to talk to me. they all are inviting me to watch them sex cameras and nude videos. this is because they are drawn to my traditional masculine values and strength. liberal men will never have this. because everyone is becoming girls now
guys. relax. it wasn’t a nazi salute. it was just a hitler salute
January 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
guys. relax. it wasn’t a nazi salute. it was just a hitler salute
i am like Edward Fingerhands
January 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
i am like Edward Fingerhands
“this is bi erasure” i know. i’m trying to erase them. their time is up.
January 18, 2025 at 6:16 AM
“this is bi erasure” i know. i’m trying to erase them. their time is up.
i wrote a code that lets my dog send emails
January 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
i wrote a code that lets my dog send emails
what about edward furniturehands. and they’re like chairs and stuff
January 6, 2025 at 9:46 AM
what about edward furniturehands. and they’re like chairs and stuff