he got the wrong number. but you know what, i’m gonna make this guy’s day :)
October 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
he got the wrong number. but you know what, i’m gonna make this guy’s day :)
this is who shows up if you post something satirical on bluesky
June 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
this is who shows up if you post something satirical on bluesky
got drunk one night and ordered these card sleeves. i liked them because they confused me. is the turtle “daring to dream big” because it’s eating a taco? idk. i don’t get it. i don’t like them now that i’m not drunk
April 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
got drunk one night and ordered these card sleeves. i liked them because they confused me. is the turtle “daring to dream big” because it’s eating a taco? idk. i don’t get it. i don’t like them now that i’m not drunk
you see her at the local cafe, she jumps out of a ball and starts attacking a dog. how do you open?
February 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
you see her at the local cafe, she jumps out of a ball and starts attacking a dog. how do you open?
so many gorgeous women wanting to talk to me. they all are inviting me to watch them sex cameras and nude videos. this is because they are drawn to my traditional masculine values and strength. liberal men will never have this. because everyone is becoming girls now
February 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
so many gorgeous women wanting to talk to me. they all are inviting me to watch them sex cameras and nude videos. this is because they are drawn to my traditional masculine values and strength. liberal men will never have this. because everyone is becoming girls now
i wrote a code that lets my dog send emails
January 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
i wrote a code that lets my dog send emails
fox doesn’t try to kill dogs anymore. i’m proud of her
December 5, 2024 at 10:43 PM
fox doesn’t try to kill dogs anymore. i’m proud of her
i love freedom. i love the flag. i love putting the flag in my mouth. i love sucking on the flag. i love wrapping the flag around my cock. but most of all, i love this dang country 🇺🇸
July 4, 2023 at 7:53 PM
i love freedom. i love the flag. i love putting the flag in my mouth. i love sucking on the flag. i love wrapping the flag around my cock. but most of all, i love this dang country 🇺🇸
what zero pussy does to a mf
June 29, 2023 at 9:38 PM
what zero pussy does to a mf
she’s dreaming about being in Bone World and chewing on a giant bone
June 22, 2023 at 10:21 PM
she’s dreaming about being in Bone World and chewing on a giant bone
bluesky time cause twitter can’t handle me
June 1, 2023 at 3:20 AM
bluesky time cause twitter can’t handle me
i went to White People World
May 11, 2023 at 6:04 PM
i went to White People World