Joe Barton
@joebarton.bsky.social
Professional writer, amateur speller. Spurs fan. #Amadeus #BlackDoves #TheLazarusProject #GiriHaji #HalfBadTheBastardSonAndTheDevilHimself #TheRitual
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One day there will be a reckoning for how Arsenal Football Club dealt with this case. And I’m afraid that includes the manager
February 12, 2026 at 12:02 PM
One day there will be a reckoning for how Arsenal Football Club dealt with this case. And I’m afraid that includes the manager
You must never forget Dante’s lesson that there are many levels to hell
February 11, 2026 at 1:09 PM
You must never forget Dante’s lesson that there are many levels to hell
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Our long nightmare is over. Now a new nightmare begins.
February 11, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Our long nightmare is over. Now a new nightmare begins.
We’ll always have those two good pre-season games (one of which we lost)
February 11, 2026 at 10:04 AM
We’ll always have those two good pre-season games (one of which we lost)
I have to say, gallows humour aside, I am starting to seriously worry about the negative effect this might have on Daniel Levy’s share price
February 10, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I have to say, gallows humour aside, I am starting to seriously worry about the negative effect this might have on Daniel Levy’s share price
Spurs getting relegated? To what? The Championship? A ship full of champions? Well call me the captain because that sounds like my kind of boat!
February 10, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Spurs getting relegated? To what? The Championship? A ship full of champions? Well call me the captain because that sounds like my kind of boat!
It’s actually criminal that spurs didn’t bring in more players in January. I mean it’s actually a crime and I would like someone to be in jail
February 10, 2026 at 9:27 PM
It’s actually criminal that spurs didn’t bring in more players in January. I mean it’s actually a crime and I would like someone to be in jail
Remarkable to think that Chris Bauer was only 19 years old when he played Frank Sobotka in The Wire
February 10, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Remarkable to think that Chris Bauer was only 19 years old when he played Frank Sobotka in The Wire
Happy that Jack Thorne gets this too
February 9, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Happy that Jack Thorne gets this too
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We don’t have to accept this.
February 8, 2026 at 6:42 PM
We don’t have to accept this.
Brighton and Crystal Palace fans angered the football gods by inventing a fake rivalry and as punishment have been cursed to watch the most dirge derby matches imaginable for all eternity
February 8, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Brighton and Crystal Palace fans angered the football gods by inventing a fake rivalry and as punishment have been cursed to watch the most dirge derby matches imaginable for all eternity
Face saving 2nd half. Xavi is the real deal. Big Dom magic. City still in touching distance of Thomas Partey FC
February 1, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Face saving 2nd half. Xavi is the real deal. Big Dom magic. City still in touching distance of Thomas Partey FC
I actually taught Solanke how to do that
February 1, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I actually taught Solanke how to do that
I don’t say this lightly but we need a giant go-kart track underneath the stadium and we need it NOW
February 1, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I don’t say this lightly but we need a giant go-kart track underneath the stadium and we need it NOW
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Neville’s being a tad harsh. We literally don’t have a squad!
February 1, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Neville’s being a tad harsh. We literally don’t have a squad!
Atmosphere worse than the lockdown games
February 1, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Atmosphere worse than the lockdown games
Beginning to think Dragusin is not going to be the answer to all our problems
February 1, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Beginning to think Dragusin is not going to be the answer to all our problems
Very bare bones Tottenham squad. Really unfortunate that the government passed a bill in the House of Commons making it illegal for us to buy new players but there we go. We must live within our means
February 1, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Very bare bones Tottenham squad. Really unfortunate that the government passed a bill in the House of Commons making it illegal for us to buy new players but there we go. We must live within our means
Frankfurt stopping the Frank hurt 😔
January 28, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Frankfurt stopping the Frank hurt 😔
If I’m watching my gardener get a bollocking from a wizard and he comes up with “I ain’t been dropping no eaves” ON THE FLY? I’m losing it. I’m creasing. I’m looking at Gandalf and being like we have got to take this cunt on the quest my guy
January 27, 2026 at 8:43 PM
If I’m watching my gardener get a bollocking from a wizard and he comes up with “I ain’t been dropping no eaves” ON THE FLY? I’m losing it. I’m creasing. I’m looking at Gandalf and being like we have got to take this cunt on the quest my guy
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Come over babe, new Leni Riefenstahl dropping…
How once-exiled filmmaker Brett Ratner staged a Hollywood comeback with 'Melania'
How once-exiled filmmaker Brett Ratner staged a Hollywood comeback with ‘Melania’
Once considered a box-office king for hits like 'Rush Hour,' Ratner was banished during #MeToo. With President Trump's support and ‘Melania,’ he’s returned.
www.latimes.com
January 26, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Come over babe, new Leni Riefenstahl dropping…
Clever bit of promo this, letting Man Utd ‘hijack’ all the points
January 25, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Clever bit of promo this, letting Man Utd ‘hijack’ all the points