Joe Barton
@joebarton.bsky.social
Professional writer, amateur speller. Spurs fan. #BlackDoves #TheLazarusProject #GiriHaji #HalfBadTheBastardSonAndTheDevilHimself #TheRitual
Pluribus is what we in the biz call “fucking annoyingly good”
November 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Pluribus is what we in the biz call “fucking annoyingly good”
Can I surprise you? I think last minute equalisers in 2-2 draws with North London teams are good actually
November 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Can I surprise you? I think last minute equalisers in 2-2 draws with North London teams are good actually
Bring these lads on 2nd half
November 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Bring these lads on 2nd half
Your dog’s scared of fireworks? Well maybe you should educate it on the persecution of Catholics by King James VI. Maybe be a responsible owner and give it some fucking context for once
November 6, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Your dog’s scared of fireworks? Well maybe you should educate it on the persecution of Catholics by King James VI. Maybe be a responsible owner and give it some fucking context for once
“Bell them elves again lad” Christmas party season almost here let’s fucken goooooo
November 6, 2025 at 10:47 AM
“Bell them elves again lad” Christmas party season almost here let’s fucken goooooo
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Love how both Wilson and Destiny can’t believe what’s happening 😂
November 5, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Love how both Wilson and Destiny can’t believe what’s happening 😂
American politics. A toxic cesspit. Unsalvageable I fear 😔
November 5, 2025 at 12:41 PM
American politics. A toxic cesspit. Unsalvageable I fear 😔
Really nice to have a Spurs game without Glenn Hoddle on co-comms. He is in the studio tho and just tried to put Micky Van De Ven up for sale so it’s all good
November 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Really nice to have a Spurs game without Glenn Hoddle on co-comms. He is in the studio tho and just tried to put Micky Van De Ven up for sale so it’s all good
Hygge that motherfuckers
November 4, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Hygge that motherfuckers
I never want to find out how The Walking Dead gets these characters to Europe I just assume they swim or something
November 4, 2025 at 10:35 AM
I never want to find out how The Walking Dead gets these characters to Europe I just assume they swim or something
Yeah well I play my children Italian brain rot YouTube videos until 3 o’clock in the morning when they finally pass out from motion sickness and we’ve never been closer
How bedtime stories synchronise your child’s brain with yours.
When parents read to young children their neural patterns begins to align, an experience no screen can match ⬇️
When parents read to young children their neural patterns begins to align, an experience no screen can match ⬇️
How bedtime stories synchronise your child’s brain with yours
When parents read to young children their neural patterns begins to align, an experience no screen can match
www.thetimes.com
November 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Yeah well I play my children Italian brain rot YouTube videos until 3 o’clock in the morning when they finally pass out from motion sickness and we’ve never been closer
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I heard there was a secret mash
That turned into a graveyard smash
But you don't really care for monsters, do you?
That turned into a graveyard smash
But you don't really care for monsters, do you?
October 28, 2024 at 2:28 AM
I heard there was a secret mash
That turned into a graveyard smash
But you don't really care for monsters, do you?
That turned into a graveyard smash
But you don't really care for monsters, do you?
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Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
October 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
North London set piece sludge merchants
October 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
North London set piece sludge merchants
David Harbour looking at Spotify, finger hovering over the play button. “Do you think she’s still mad at me?”
October 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
David Harbour looking at Spotify, finger hovering over the play button. “Do you think she’s still mad at me?”
Losing Joe Wilkinson and Stephen Fry in one episode. Diabolical
October 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Losing Joe Wilkinson and Stephen Fry in one episode. Diabolical
Monaco’s stadium could have doubled as like an Imperial senate amphitheatre or something in Andor
October 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Monaco’s stadium could have doubled as like an Imperial senate amphitheatre or something in Andor
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People who have come to the United Kingdom legally, played by the rules and made it their home do not need to “go home”. This is their home.
I've written to Kemi Badenoch to give her the chance to reject these divisive calls from her frontbencher Katie Lam.
I've written to Kemi Badenoch to give her the chance to reject these divisive calls from her frontbencher Katie Lam.
October 22, 2025 at 8:32 AM
People who have come to the United Kingdom legally, played by the rules and made it their home do not need to “go home”. This is their home.
I've written to Kemi Badenoch to give her the chance to reject these divisive calls from her frontbencher Katie Lam.
I've written to Kemi Badenoch to give her the chance to reject these divisive calls from her frontbencher Katie Lam.
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There’s no solidarity quite like that between client journalists, the government and their billionaire backers. It’s all one big club.
This so-called “journalist” called for me — a British MP — to be deported because I’m Muslim.
Yet somehow he’s the victim. Cry me a river.
This so-called “journalist” called for me — a British MP — to be deported because I’m Muslim.
Yet somehow he’s the victim. Cry me a river.
October 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
There’s no solidarity quite like that between client journalists, the government and their billionaire backers. It’s all one big club.
This so-called “journalist” called for me — a British MP — to be deported because I’m Muslim.
Yet somehow he’s the victim. Cry me a river.
This so-called “journalist” called for me — a British MP — to be deported because I’m Muslim.
Yet somehow he’s the victim. Cry me a river.