ThousandDedCops
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WASH. YOUR. ASS.
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In the land of the bottoms the verse who can "sometimes top I guess" is queen.
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“They attacked art first, for a reason.”
November 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM
“They attacked art first, for a reason.”
Feeling like an awful green eyed bitch rn.
November 21, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Feeling like an awful green eyed bitch rn.
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Of course @theonion.com makes this graphic just after the HHS shit report
November 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Of course @theonion.com makes this graphic just after the HHS shit report
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They lied about it. All of it. A thug cop shot an unarmed woman five times without justification, boasted about it to his colleagues, and then this administration tried cover it all up by arresting her and charging her with felonies.
Absolutely incredible; after shooting Marimar Martinez 5 times and arresting her on claims that she rammed them and pulled a gun, prosecutors have now moved to dismiss ALL criminal charges against her and her codefendant.
New: the govt has moved to dismiss its assault case against Marimar Martinez and Anthony Ian Santos Ruiz, two people accused of "box[ing] in" a Border Patrol vehicle in Chicago on Oct. 4.
One agent shot Martinez, with evidence presented to the court that he later bragged about in text messages.
One agent shot Martinez, with evidence presented to the court that he later bragged about in text messages.
November 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
They lied about it. All of it. A thug cop shot an unarmed woman five times without justification, boasted about it to his colleagues, and then this administration tried cover it all up by arresting her and charging her with felonies.
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Reminder: the GPUs used for generative AI data centers are totally useless for anything else, and burn out in 3 years
When the bubble pops you're not gonna be buying a formerly $50,000 GPU for your gaming, that thing is just electronic waste to give cancer to a kid in a landfill in the global south
When the bubble pops you're not gonna be buying a formerly $50,000 GPU for your gaming, that thing is just electronic waste to give cancer to a kid in a landfill in the global south
November 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Reminder: the GPUs used for generative AI data centers are totally useless for anything else, and burn out in 3 years
When the bubble pops you're not gonna be buying a formerly $50,000 GPU for your gaming, that thing is just electronic waste to give cancer to a kid in a landfill in the global south
When the bubble pops you're not gonna be buying a formerly $50,000 GPU for your gaming, that thing is just electronic waste to give cancer to a kid in a landfill in the global south
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hey look an excuse
November 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
hey look an excuse
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so youre telling me it ISNT a forcefemme rp situation, she literally went up to noted fairy-type specialist jacinthe with her dragon team and said "if you beat me i have to be your pretty subservient maid for all time" okay sure i know what you are
November 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
so youre telling me it ISNT a forcefemme rp situation, she literally went up to noted fairy-type specialist jacinthe with her dragon team and said "if you beat me i have to be your pretty subservient maid for all time" okay sure i know what you are
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See? What did I say? Imagine a deer walking right up to you and gently placing its forehead against the barrel of your rifle. That's the Democrat party's political instincts when faced with "we're going to fucking kill you"
November 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
See? What did I say? Imagine a deer walking right up to you and gently placing its forehead against the barrel of your rifle. That's the Democrat party's political instincts when faced with "we're going to fucking kill you"
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pls share with me your favorite modern robot vids
this is one of my all time favorites
this is one of my all time favorites
Heinz Automato 4
YouTube video by wonderbarry
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
pls share with me your favorite modern robot vids
this is one of my all time favorites
this is one of my all time favorites
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i love writing about crypto crime because these dudes do this constantly
![However, the brothers' Google search history in the weeks after the theft for phrases including "how to wash crypto”, “top crypto lawyers”, “wire fraud statute / wire fraud statue [sic] of limitations”, and “prison or jail worse” suggest that perhaps the brothers had some clue that their actions could be interpreted criminally, as do the brothers' own descriptions of their plan as “sus”.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:exrxvyu6bpoym6mbnctke5tn/bafkreicpwu5pjoddgp2ovmaka2kfu6d6uc7uijrld5a4hovz5qpaqlkk5u@jpeg)
November 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
i love writing about crypto crime because these dudes do this constantly
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November 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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really has the energy of rats trying to swim away from a sinking ship. these idiots, once they realized what Trump 2 was gonna be, are wasting no time in distancing themselves from him. it's pathetic
Joe Rogan and Theo Von slam DHS for using Von's image in a video promoting deportation:
"I was like, oh my God, what the fuck are they doing? That's not how you envision the government."
"They were making, like, deportation hype videos with trap beats and shit. What are we doing? It's idiocracy."
"I was like, oh my God, what the fuck are they doing? That's not how you envision the government."
"They were making, like, deportation hype videos with trap beats and shit. What are we doing? It's idiocracy."
November 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
really has the energy of rats trying to swim away from a sinking ship. these idiots, once they realized what Trump 2 was gonna be, are wasting no time in distancing themselves from him. it's pathetic
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Stop feeding imperial relics to the hive mind!
November 19, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Stop feeding imperial relics to the hive mind!
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toxic yuri pride flag
November 19, 2025 at 12:10 PM
toxic yuri pride flag
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May 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Every shot, a bullseye
Eternal comics truths, from a 2006 article in the Hackensack, NJ, Record:
November 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Every shot, a bullseye
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We're rebranding the genre! It's not Character Action Games anymore!
Now, we are FAGs!
Now, we are FAGs!
November 18, 2025 at 1:07 PM
We're rebranding the genre! It's not Character Action Games anymore!
Now, we are FAGs!
Now, we are FAGs!
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FEMALE DANTE IS REAL! SHE BE TRICKSTER ON MY SWORDMASTER TILL I GUNSLINGER!!!
November 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
FEMALE DANTE IS REAL! SHE BE TRICKSTER ON MY SWORDMASTER TILL I GUNSLINGER!!!
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A queen
Cyclist turns down trans exclusionary honour for woman cyclists (and you can feel the BBC’s teeth grinding about it).
"If they don't want to ride with all women, then it's not the kind of ride I want to be part of".
"If they don't want to ride with all women, then it's not the kind of ride I want to be part of".
Woman refuses Cycling UK award over trans women being left out
Claire Sharpe says she disagrees with Cycling UK only naming biological women in their top 100 list.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
A queen
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I'm getting endlessly frustrated by people saying we hate fascism but not caring about the primary victims of that violence.
November 19, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I'm getting endlessly frustrated by people saying we hate fascism but not caring about the primary victims of that violence.
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designing a mech for a religious cult whose devotees venerate the syncing of their pulses was very very exciting for me. fingers for feet, nail motifs abundant. angels are just demons that shine.
November 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
designing a mech for a religious cult whose devotees venerate the syncing of their pulses was very very exciting for me. fingers for feet, nail motifs abundant. angels are just demons that shine.