ThousandDedCops
@1000dedcops.bsky.social
WASH. YOUR. ASS.
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She/they/it
Lay off my ugly chud son : (
November 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Lay off my ugly chud son : (
By seeing this, you'll have an awesome December!
November 19, 2025 at 7:15 AM
By seeing this, you'll have an awesome December!
We're going back in time to get woke back on the menu.
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 AM
We're going back in time to get woke back on the menu.
Yummy interaction slop
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Yummy interaction slop
After slandering Expedition 33 as not even the best JRPG-inspired game to come out this year I'm now a couple hours into it, and I'm liking it so far. I know I haven't sunk my teeth into it yet, but the gommage cutscene has left a really good impression in me.
November 5, 2025 at 6:36 AM
After slandering Expedition 33 as not even the best JRPG-inspired game to come out this year I'm now a couple hours into it, and I'm liking it so far. I know I haven't sunk my teeth into it yet, but the gommage cutscene has left a really good impression in me.
Honestly kinda lesbophobic that Look Outside has never spawned Hellen in any of my playthroughs.
November 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Honestly kinda lesbophobic that Look Outside has never spawned Hellen in any of my playthroughs.
Because this is the biggest news channel in America.
October 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Because this is the biggest news channel in America.
I'm counting down the days until I can make peggnog again. I don't even like it much I just know it holds a power that I try to harness once a year.
October 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I'm counting down the days until I can make peggnog again. I don't even like it much I just know it holds a power that I try to harness once a year.
"I'm more than just Earthbound, I'm a Mother 2"
-Ness, 199X
-Ness, 199X
October 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
"I'm more than just Earthbound, I'm a Mother 2"
-Ness, 199X
-Ness, 199X
Halo 2's Arbiter levels play so good when you ain't got a bitch in your ear telling you it's nasty. BTW "this armour suits you" is sangheili for "nice ass".
October 15, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Halo 2's Arbiter levels play so good when you ain't got a bitch in your ear telling you it's nasty. BTW "this armour suits you" is sangheili for "nice ass".
Think I'll need to finish it to have a solid opinion of it, but so far a lot of it gameplay-wise feels like it's trying to smoothen, and refine what Post Void did, but honestly the roughness, and perplexity of playing Post Void is what makes it such a stand out shooter to me.
October 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Think I'll need to finish it to have a solid opinion of it, but so far a lot of it gameplay-wise feels like it's trying to smoothen, and refine what Post Void did, but honestly the roughness, and perplexity of playing Post Void is what makes it such a stand out shooter to me.
NGL Main reason I haven't picked up Mullet Madjack until now is because I was really disappointed when I realized the protag wasn't a butch lesbian.
October 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
NGL Main reason I haven't picked up Mullet Madjack until now is because I was really disappointed when I realized the protag wasn't a butch lesbian.
"Alright here's what gonna happen. You're going to choose a Bulbasaur as your starter. They're strong against the first three gyms. Next your gonna want to catch a second Pokémon I'd recommend a Pidgey they're good against the fourth gym, but any Pokémon will do."
October 7, 2025 at 9:48 AM
"Alright here's what gonna happen. You're going to choose a Bulbasaur as your starter. They're strong against the first three gyms. Next your gonna want to catch a second Pokémon I'd recommend a Pidgey they're good against the fourth gym, but any Pokémon will do."
Been finally getting into Hallow Knight despite having it on my switch for years, and I love Bretta.
October 7, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Been finally getting into Hallow Knight despite having it on my switch for years, and I love Bretta.
Honestly if you don't want to read all of Chainsaw Man until it's finished part 1 is a complete enough that you can just read all of that, and stop there for now. If you want something fully self-contained Fujimoto's oneshot Goodbye Eri is both amazing, and I would consider him at his most distilled
October 4, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Honestly if you don't want to read all of Chainsaw Man until it's finished part 1 is a complete enough that you can just read all of that, and stop there for now. If you want something fully self-contained Fujimoto's oneshot Goodbye Eri is both amazing, and I would consider him at his most distilled
Will say I haven't really bounced back from getting laid off, and needing to get two tooth extractions because I have too many permanent baby teeth, but hey I think I three stooges syndrome my way into comfy mental health after losing myself for a few months.
September 27, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Will say I haven't really bounced back from getting laid off, and needing to get two tooth extractions because I have too many permanent baby teeth, but hey I think I three stooges syndrome my way into comfy mental health after losing myself for a few months.
We love our rowdy fuckboy for his is a soul not bound by gravity, but by sheer contempt
May 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
We love our rowdy fuckboy for his is a soul not bound by gravity, but by sheer contempt
NGL every April I feel the urge to take the Bnnuy pill again.
April 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
NGL every April I feel the urge to take the Bnnuy pill again.
"Has [your ex] messaged you since you met up last December?"
"No"
"Aren't you kind of glad?"
I STG I felt it as my face immediately, and instinctively shifted into the pensive emoji's expression. It was like my heart just shot up to my brain and said "I don't even fucking know".
"No"
"Aren't you kind of glad?"
I STG I felt it as my face immediately, and instinctively shifted into the pensive emoji's expression. It was like my heart just shot up to my brain and said "I don't even fucking know".
March 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
"Has [your ex] messaged you since you met up last December?"
"No"
"Aren't you kind of glad?"
I STG I felt it as my face immediately, and instinctively shifted into the pensive emoji's expression. It was like my heart just shot up to my brain and said "I don't even fucking know".
"No"
"Aren't you kind of glad?"
I STG I felt it as my face immediately, and instinctively shifted into the pensive emoji's expression. It was like my heart just shot up to my brain and said "I don't even fucking know".
Yuri and Yaoi at the same time!?!?!?!?!?!?
February 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Yuri and Yaoi at the same time!?!?!?!?!?!?
Oh this does not bode well.
January 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Oh this does not bode well.
I would be one, but sloshing ain't cheap 😫
December 18, 2024 at 2:33 AM
I would be one, but sloshing ain't cheap 😫