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danielsholt.bsky.social
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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danlehner.bsky.social
the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran
The real reason I'm leaving The Great British Baking Show Trump is threatening bombing the likes of which Tehran has never seen Prue Leith
February 6, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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nia.is.fckn.gay
L + Ratio + Cope + Seethe + Send + Sync + 'static
February 6, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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jneen.ca
every once in a while i am reminded that sudo has a logo, a fact which i had blissfully forgotten
a logo depiction of a horrifying sandwich character with bugged out eyes and teeth, with the word "SUDO" plastered on the bottom
February 4, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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chrisdeleon.bsky.social
twitter screenshot of post by ken draw can draw in feb 2022 - Me watching some high fantasy shit: I would simply not be corrupted by the magical object. If it is actively harming you why don’t you just put it down. Idiot. Me receiving psychic damage 23 hours a day from my phone: ough ouwa oaygh guwah.
January 22, 2026 at 8:26 AM
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musicologyduck.bsky.social
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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edzitron.com
Game show host standing in front of a neon sign saying IS THAT GOOD? As the audience yells the question
January 17, 2026 at 6:47 AM
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tef.bsky.social
“Every line of code is written without reason, maintained out of weakness, and deleted by chance.”

Jean-Paul Sartre’s Programming in ANSI C
January 16, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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jjvincent.bsky.social
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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tiny.baby
folks they are almost out of ai assistant names. there are not many left
Ask Gordon [BETA]
December 20, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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elephantsaxophone.bsky.social
Introducing the Cool S, For Her™
The cool S (which normally has a sharp hexagonal shape) but with rounded corners so it looks mostly like a regular S
December 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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filippo.abyssdomain.expert
Zohran campaign style sign saying IF ERR != NIL return nil, err
November 9, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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lookitup.baby
a perfect CVSS 10 😍
cve.skyfleet.blue CVE Alerts @cve.skyfleet.blue · Oct 25
CVE-2025-12220 - Busybox 1.31.1 - Multiple Known Vulnerabilities
CVE ID : CVE-2025-12220

Published : Oct. 25, 2025, 4:15 p.m. | 45 minutes ago

Description : Busybox 1.31.1 - Multiple Known Vulnerabilities.This issue affects BLU-IC2: through 1.19.5; BLU-IC4: through 1.19....
CVE-2025-12220 - Busybox 1.31.1 - Multiple Known Vulnerabilities
Busybox 1.31.1 - Multiple Known Vulnerabilities.This issue affects BLU-IC2: through 1.19.5; BLU-IC4: through 1.19.5.
cvefeed.io
October 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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anildash.com
Okay, for the folks who asked: here's the majority AI view, writing up the reasonable, thoughtful view on AI that the vast majority of people in tech hold, that gets overshadowed by the bluster and hype of the tycoons trying to shill their nonsense. anildash.com/2025/10/17/t... Please share!
The Majority AI View - Anil Dash
A blog about making culture. Since 1999.
anildash.com
October 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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nellucnhoj.bsky.social
8 panel comic P1: it's-a-him, Mario. He's standing on a patch of grass, stating up at a question block, suspended in the air. P2: Mario jumps and bobs the block, which causes a mushroom with a face to pop out P3: we close in on the mushroom, as it is about to land on the ground P4: an extreme closeup of the mushroom --with a disturbingly pouty face-- as it lands on the grass P5: we suddenly cut to a planet hanging marble-like in a sea of stars P6: we are now even further back, staring at a galaxy, hanging in the void. A small box highlighting a segment of the galaxy lets us know where the planet we had been looking at is located P7: from that spot comes a huge flash of light P8: growing to truly monstrous proportions, the planet begins to rip the galaxy apart
October 3, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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nellucnhoj.bsky.social
shapes in the sky
Three panel comic. P1: Two cloud shaped humanoids lie side by side on top of a hill, both looking upward at a red sky. P2: The cloud person on the left has a look of shock, as the one on the right points up at the sky. P3: A large panel where to POV switched to behind the two cloud people, which reveals what they are looking at. Floating high in the sky are multiple identical deathly white naked men, all with a disturbing blank grin on their faces.
November 30, 2023 at 11:17 AM
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grackle.space
dudes rock
Tumblr post from every-lemon Sep 8 so my spouse is part of a weirdly intense but mostly benign men's workout group that meets at like, 5:30am outside every day, even in winter. they do a lot of burpees and lugging cinder blocks up hills and stuff. they take turns leading the workouts and tomorrow is his turn. I asked what he was planning. he handed me a sheet of William Carlos William poems from a large stack he'd printed. I said "what" and he explained, helpfully, "it's a William Carlos William themed workout." I asked what inspired it and he said "l've been planning this for months." Follow up tumblr post every-lemon Sep 9 it was a smash hit. a dozen guys showed up (more than usual). spouse brought a red wheelbarrow and they took turns bringing cinder blocks up the hill with it. then they broke up in teams and did a relay with an "icebox" (cooler filled with 40lbs of ice). at the end he opened the cooler to reveal it was full of beach plum lacroix and all the guys cheered. they drank sparkling water as he read 'approach of winter' out loud. he was home by 6:30am.
September 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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glassbottommeg.bsky.social
Things were better when computer was in room. Now everywhere is computer. This is bad. Computer should never have escaped room.
yeeeerika.bsky.social erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · Jan 13
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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nellucnhoj.bsky.social
how to be a man
9 panel comic P1: Dayyime. We open on an exterior shot of a large modern looking conference centre. In the foreground, on a wall, the sign for the centre: "Tri-Corp Conference Centre" In front of that, a rectangular plinth with a sign showing that a talk titled "HOW TO BE A MAN by Chad Grendel" is on P2: a high shot of the interior of the building, in which we look down on a large conference hall, packed with people sitting in chairs. They are all sat before a stage, on which there is a lone dais, and a huge screen that displays ""HOW TO BE A MAN" in red letters against a yellow background P3: we close in on the stage, on which a spotlight has started shining down on its centre P4: same shot, only now someone off-panel slides a baby into the spotlight. P5: the baby comes to a stop in the middle of the spotlight... P6: ...and suddenly starts crying with a loud "BAWWW" P7: A closeup look of a selection of the audience. Imagine all the stereotypes of rightwing white males, and you're probably not far off. They stare with implacable faces as the baby continues "BAWing" P8: a closeup of the baby's face, contorted into an ugly scrunch as we reveal he has a mic attached to his right ear P9: back to the audience, as they begin to clap politely. The crying continues as loud as ever.
September 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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myrrlyn.net
“c gets you close to the machine” is the kind of sentence that lands very differently after working in a factory

you’re not supposed to be close to the machine! that’s where the finger munchers are!
lucretiel.me Lucretiel @lucretiel.me · Sep 7
Whoops I got annoyed at C advocates again
September 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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apenwarr.ca
So fun to watch programmers as they find out for the first time what happens when you employ programmers
spavel.bsky.social Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · Sep 7
UNLIMITED VELOCITY
One of the ways that LLM-authored code improves productivity is by merely SAYING it does things. It's way faster than the whole time-consuming process of actually doing things. This is real code someone sent to me for review. A screenshot of a code editor. The line numbers are in the lefthand column, running from 121 to 125. There is a comment that says "Verify packages were created and check sizes" Then line 123 says echo Verifying Lambda packages were created... and Line 124 says echo checkmark emoji colon All Lambda packages verified successfully. There is no line in here that actually did anything.
September 8, 2025 at 12:29 AM
zootm.bsky.social
I have just today discovered that podcasts can be chapterised, and that apparently @scwpod.bsky.social is painstakingly broken into chapters with often-joke names
Chapter view of a podcast app showing chapters named “pgp for encrypted email”, “fcking metadata”, “m-m-m-metadata”, “SMTP m-m-m-metadata”, and “dkim, spam”
August 23, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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bryb.bsky.social
I don't know why this lad is building a subterranean city for cats, but I'm all for it.
August 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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trysdyn.voidfox.com
"I'm gonna dump all my pent up angst and infodump material into a blog post about Itch/payment processing" I say to myself. It ends up like a million words, oops.

but well, I got it out of my brain: voidfox.com/blog/payment...
Payment Processor Fun 2025 -- Making Your Own MSP
voidfox.com
August 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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mkirschenbaum.bsky.social
Instead of regurgitating the bromide that LLMs are just "autocomplete on steroids" (even by people who know better), maybe we can actually engage in some public education. The problem with genAI is better expressed through a classic computer science concept, known as SYMBOL GROUNDING. 🧵
August 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM