Lucretiel
@lucretiel.me
Neophile. #ADHD. #rustlang at @datadoghq.com. #boardgames. Mercator Projection Apologist.
Pinned
Lucretiel
@lucretiel.me
· Nov 2
I'm very pleased to announce that I'll be leading a session at this year's inaugural Rust NYC Unconf! Come by if you'd like to talk or hear about using Rust to underpin common, cross-language implementations of business functionality.
Reposted by Lucretiel
When I explain to people what is involved with writing a successful grant, they simply don’t believe me.
I explained it once to a famous person from Pixar, and he looked me square in the eye and said: You mean all the cancer and Alzheimer’s grants work that way? You’ve gotta be &$%#ing kidding me!
I explained it once to a famous person from Pixar, and he looked me square in the eye and said: You mean all the cancer and Alzheimer’s grants work that way? You’ve gotta be &$%#ing kidding me!
I don't think you non-science people realize what it takes to get a grant funded by NIH. Started experiments in Sept 2021 to generate 3 new mouse mutants to model human disease. Prelim dara shows they have relevant disease phenotypes worthy of study. Need a small grant first to characterize /1
January 3, 2026 at 1:14 AM
When I explain to people what is involved with writing a successful grant, they simply don’t believe me.
I explained it once to a famous person from Pixar, and he looked me square in the eye and said: You mean all the cancer and Alzheimer’s grants work that way? You’ve gotta be &$%#ing kidding me!
I explained it once to a famous person from Pixar, and he looked me square in the eye and said: You mean all the cancer and Alzheimer’s grants work that way? You’ve gotta be &$%#ing kidding me!
Swear to god the inability to have “structured processes” (where any parent death automatically kills all children recursively) is the biggest pain in the ass on these posix machines and I feel like no one cares but me
so when you use a popular node.js ecommerce framework, it's normal to have to set up a watchdog so that various node.js processes kill themselves if their parent dies instead of ballooning up to 400% CPU right? that's just node now?
January 3, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Swear to god the inability to have “structured processes” (where any parent death automatically kills all children recursively) is the biggest pain in the ass on these posix machines and I feel like no one cares but me
Fuck I was so ready to believe this was real
BREAKING: In exchange for his support, Mayor Mamdani has appointed Curtis Sliwa Rat Czar and Underking of New York, whose writ shall run anywhere the sunlight does not touch
January 3, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Fuck I was so ready to believe this was real
Reposted by Lucretiel
Just flat-out declaring that everything Adams did as mayor after the indictment—in the final fifteen months and five days of his term of office—was presumptively corrupt, and undoing everything that's in his immediate power to undo with a single stroke of the pen.
This is the way.
This is the way.
January 1, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Just flat-out declaring that everything Adams did as mayor after the indictment—in the final fifteen months and five days of his term of office—was presumptively corrupt, and undoing everything that's in his immediate power to undo with a single stroke of the pen.
This is the way.
This is the way.
Reposted by Lucretiel
every time i read about the insane perverts attempting to gain access to daycare centers by force I think about this review for a dojo that I read ages ago. no, you are not entitled to places just because you want to go there. grow up
January 2, 2026 at 6:42 PM
every time i read about the insane perverts attempting to gain access to daycare centers by force I think about this review for a dojo that I read ages ago. no, you are not entitled to places just because you want to go there. grow up
Reposted by Lucretiel
Oh my goodness, this Wall Street Journal piece about Trump's ailing health that includes an interview with him (gift link). There are a number of ridiculous details in it and I'll put a few of them in this thread. (1/6)
Exclusive | As Signs of Aging Emerge, Trump Responds With Defiance
In an interview, President Trump—the oldest man to assume the office—said he has eschewed some advice from his doctors and regrets getting advanced imaging.
www.wsj.com
January 1, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Oh my goodness, this Wall Street Journal piece about Trump's ailing health that includes an interview with him (gift link). There are a number of ridiculous details in it and I'll put a few of them in this thread. (1/6)
Reposted by Lucretiel
It’s worth taking the time to figure out if an API choice you want to avoid is complex because of things that aren’t relevant for you, or because the complexity is required for correctness.
January 2, 2026 at 3:49 PM
It’s worth taking the time to figure out if an API choice you want to avoid is complex because of things that aren’t relevant for you, or because the complexity is required for correctness.
Reposted by Lucretiel
the "hays code but for individual games" is bad, evil even. They have no business dictating any of this and should face severe consequences for doing so.
January 2, 2026 at 1:30 AM
the "hays code but for individual games" is bad, evil even. They have no business dictating any of this and should face severe consequences for doing so.
Reposted by Lucretiel
Mamdani setting up a permitting reform and land inventory task force is some real sickos yes stuff.
January 1, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Mamdani setting up a permitting reform and land inventory task force is some real sickos yes stuff.
Reposted by Lucretiel
Reposted by Lucretiel
If I were this guy I would absolutely get sworn in on Karl Marx's personal copy of the Quran just to make losers have strokes
BREAKING
Zohran Mamdani has been sworn-in as the 112th Mayor of New York City.
Zohran Mamdani has been sworn-in as the 112th Mayor of New York City.
January 1, 2026 at 5:20 AM
If I were this guy I would absolutely get sworn in on Karl Marx's personal copy of the Quran just to make losers have strokes
Reposted by Lucretiel
like 75% of dem messaging right now should be “the party led by epsteins best friend is breaking into pre-k childcare centers so they can record your toddlers and put the videos on internet”
uhhh yeah I can see why these childcare properties weren't eager to let in some rando dudes asking "where are the kids?"
January 1, 2026 at 2:49 PM
like 75% of dem messaging right now should be “the party led by epsteins best friend is breaking into pre-k childcare centers so they can record your toddlers and put the videos on internet”
Reposted by Lucretiel
There is an undeniable shared understanding in humanity. When people see "I hope this year it will happen" there is not a slightest doubt what "it" means.
January 1, 2026 at 5:26 AM
There is an undeniable shared understanding in humanity. When people see "I hope this year it will happen" there is not a slightest doubt what "it" means.
Reposted by Lucretiel
10. JOHN COMPANY (2nd ed). Look I know "be the East India Company, with all the bastardry that implies" is not going to be for everybody, and that's fine. But for me, oooooooh yes. The design here is SO deep and SO smart and SO unflinching. A colonialism simulator in the most complimentary sense.
December 31, 2025 at 7:35 PM
10. JOHN COMPANY (2nd ed). Look I know "be the East India Company, with all the bastardry that implies" is not going to be for everybody, and that's fine. But for me, oooooooh yes. The design here is SO deep and SO smart and SO unflinching. A colonialism simulator in the most complimentary sense.
Reposted by Lucretiel
One must imagine Sisyphus locking in
September 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
One must imagine Sisyphus locking in
Reposted by Lucretiel
Jesus Christ, who is writing these editorials in The Washington Post? You can find better and more true facts on Wikipedia.
bsky.app/profile/ndha...
bsky.app/profile/ndha...
Just one of many, many inaccuracies! www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
December 31, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Jesus Christ, who is writing these editorials in The Washington Post? You can find better and more true facts on Wikipedia.
bsky.app/profile/ndha...
bsky.app/profile/ndha...
Reposted by Lucretiel
This used to be the main trope of mysteries going back to Holmes.
The police are incompetent, so the detective - who is NOT police and may not even work with them - who has to clean up the mess they made of the investigation.
We lost a lot in the genre as that faded.
The police are incompetent, so the detective - who is NOT police and may not even work with them - who has to clean up the mess they made of the investigation.
We lost a lot in the genre as that faded.
Monk is great, every episode is like "hey Monk, I don't think we need you on this one, Mr. Smith was a baker and he baked himself into a pie" "but captain, he's still wearing shoes. If I was gonna bake myself into a pie, I'd take off my shoes first" "god damnit randy, he's wearing shoes!"
Monk may be copangada, BUT the fact that it takes time to piss on CSI for being stupid bullshit is pretty great
December 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
This used to be the main trope of mysteries going back to Holmes.
The police are incompetent, so the detective - who is NOT police and may not even work with them - who has to clean up the mess they made of the investigation.
We lost a lot in the genre as that faded.
The police are incompetent, so the detective - who is NOT police and may not even work with them - who has to clean up the mess they made of the investigation.
We lost a lot in the genre as that faded.
Reposted by Lucretiel
the hardest part of the first sentence is that it is generally not possible to detect which person is able to do that until after it has happened, and even then, all you have learned is that they _were_ able to, not _will be again_
imo software engineering will revolve around the super devs who are able to knock out entire sprints of work in a day or two when they need to.
critically though:
1) I do not think there are enough of these devs
2) no idea how you train more of these if you don't gain skills from pre-llm coding
critically though:
1) I do not think there are enough of these devs
2) no idea how you train more of these if you don't gain skills from pre-llm coding
December 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
the hardest part of the first sentence is that it is generally not possible to detect which person is able to do that until after it has happened, and even then, all you have learned is that they _were_ able to, not _will be again_
Reposted by Lucretiel
SemVer is tricky in all languages. But in #rustlang it's easier than ever before!
By the end of 2024, cargo-semver-checks' capabilities were growing exponentially: 30 -> 57 -> 120 lints. We now end 2025 with 242 lints — 122 new lints were merged this calendar year 🎉
The exponential continues!
By the end of 2024, cargo-semver-checks' capabilities were growing exponentially: 30 -> 57 -> 120 lints. We now end 2025 with 242 lints — 122 new lints were merged this calendar year 🎉
The exponential continues!
December 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
SemVer is tricky in all languages. But in #rustlang it's easier than ever before!
By the end of 2024, cargo-semver-checks' capabilities were growing exponentially: 30 -> 57 -> 120 lints. We now end 2025 with 242 lints — 122 new lints were merged this calendar year 🎉
The exponential continues!
By the end of 2024, cargo-semver-checks' capabilities were growing exponentially: 30 -> 57 -> 120 lints. We now end 2025 with 242 lints — 122 new lints were merged this calendar year 🎉
The exponential continues!
Reposted by Lucretiel
Trumpers have a howling void of angry insecurity where a soul should be. Unchecked power tastes like ashes in their mouth because they thought when they got it everyone would be forced to like and admire them even though they’re irredeemable assholes. But people still treat them like assholes.
Trump crony has embarrassing meltdown after more Kennedy Center performers quit www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
Trump crony has embarrassing meltdown after more Kennedy Center performers quit
The Trump administration is lashing out at performers who have chosen to cancel performances at the Kennedy Center following Donald Trump’s recent decision to deface the cultural institution with ...
www.dailykos.com
December 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Trumpers have a howling void of angry insecurity where a soul should be. Unchecked power tastes like ashes in their mouth because they thought when they got it everyone would be forced to like and admire them even though they’re irredeemable assholes. But people still treat them like assholes.
Reposted by Lucretiel
Jesus christ it literally just hit me that "blue prince" is a pun I'm a fuckin smooth brain some times I swear to god
December 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Jesus christ it literally just hit me that "blue prince" is a pun I'm a fuckin smooth brain some times I swear to god
Reposted by Lucretiel
I think a lot of the anger at 11 is people don't know how to customize their OS anymore even when things are changed from underneath them. It's on your hardware, you control it.
Just you know. Maybe don't use software that still requires Internet Explorer to install correctly.
Just you know. Maybe don't use software that still requires Internet Explorer to install correctly.
December 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I think a lot of the anger at 11 is people don't know how to customize their OS anymore even when things are changed from underneath them. It's on your hardware, you control it.
Just you know. Maybe don't use software that still requires Internet Explorer to install correctly.
Just you know. Maybe don't use software that still requires Internet Explorer to install correctly.
Reposted by Lucretiel
Rust makes it easier to write correct programs by enforcing invariants at compile time.
Memory safety provides a valuable correctness floor and Rust gives you tools to build your own safe and correct abstractions.
Want to thank @sunshowers.io for regularly making this point!
Memory safety provides a valuable correctness floor and Rust gives you tools to build your own safe and correct abstractions.
Want to thank @sunshowers.io for regularly making this point!
December 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Rust makes it easier to write correct programs by enforcing invariants at compile time.
Memory safety provides a valuable correctness floor and Rust gives you tools to build your own safe and correct abstractions.
Want to thank @sunshowers.io for regularly making this point!
Memory safety provides a valuable correctness floor and Rust gives you tools to build your own safe and correct abstractions.
Want to thank @sunshowers.io for regularly making this point!
Reposted by Lucretiel
Nullius in verba
I think the trouble is that, in the grand scheme of things, all evidence is anecdotal.
December 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Nullius in verba
I think the trouble is that, in the grand scheme of things, all evidence is anecdotal.
December 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I think the trouble is that, in the grand scheme of things, all evidence is anecdotal.