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ZBSimpson 🏳️‍🌈📚🧶💀
@zbsimpson.bsky.social
Aspiring author with ADHD, pet parent to a rescue greyhound, sometimes photographer and I do crochet. Tired a lot. Not tested on animals. 🇦🇺🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️
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🖊Today's total: 1, 057
📗 Grand total: 95, 093.

And that's it. Draft one is FINISHED!!!!

#amwriting #amwritingfantasy #booksky #skywriting #writingcommunity

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a red circle with the words that 's all folks written in white
Alt: Loony Tunes "That's all folks!"
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Loot that drops if you defeat me:

- notebook (first two pages filled only)
- pen
- headphones
- a bag of chocolate bullets with ~5 left
- a squeaky tennis ball
- several hair ties
- bottle of perfume
- can of lime flavoured soda water
- a crochet hook
- small ball of yarn
Loot that drops if you defeat me:

- a bottle of Glenfiddich with about 2 drams left
- a pen
- notebook (blank)
- set of polyhedral dice
- dog treats
- guitar pick
- a Clive Barker paperback
- dried head of a lesser demon
- bag of Mint Imperials
- a variety of traditional Chinese weapons
- cheese
February 7, 2026 at 9:56 AM
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production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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you have never seen Jason Mantzoukas and Gonzo in the same room together now that you mention it
February 6, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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Well good for her for taking a stand, no peace no bake off
the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran
February 6, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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"I see your little petrified skull... labeled and resting on a shelf somewhere"
Far Side & Dennis the Menace's Caption Swap Created Surreal Genius
The swapped captions work surprisingly well.
screenrant.com
February 6, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Okay, I've gone through the entire manuscript with a red pen and made notes, edits and cuts. Now for draft 2.

#amwriting #amwritingfantasy #booksky #skywriting #writingcommunity
February 6, 2026 at 12:09 PM
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For those keeping score at home:
February 4, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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Evil phish. My Medicare card *does need to be replaced*

But Medicare mailed me my new card last week - I didn’t have to do anything to get it.

Wonder how my Medicare expiry date and phone number got compromised?
February 3, 2026 at 6:14 AM
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In between all the fascism, it's also a MASSIVE crime wave.
February 1, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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The problem though for we Australians is our govt is so subservient to America that the deputy Prime Minster might as well be a USA citizen.
January 25, 2026 at 1:34 AM
"Good god, Zoe! We're watching Bridgerton without the fancy cheeses!"
Upon realising this, my husband sprang to his feet and put together a charcuterie board.

I absolutely married right.
jerry from tom and jerry is holding a large piece of cheese
ALT: jerry from tom and jerry is holding a large piece of cheese
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January 31, 2026 at 1:04 PM
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Movie review from Guardian on Melania.
January 30, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Everything I know about the Beckhams I have learned against my will
January 22, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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Venezuela is a DIVERSION
Jerome Powell is a DIVERSION
Greenland is a DIVERSION
Board of Peace is a DIVERSION
Minnesota is a DIVERSION

Renee NICOLE Good is a CASUALTY of his DIVERSIONS ...

FROM RELEASING THE FUKKKIN EPSTEIN FILES!!
January 20, 2026 at 12:57 PM
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Today I was Kidnapped By ICE - Dawokefarmer
January 18, 2026 at 3:36 AM
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Ever since the UK shot itself in the face with Brexit, which was 6 years ago btw, its media has been full of rich assholes regularly going to the media to announce their advice for eating frugally.

And it's always horrifically out of touch with basic math and human physiology.
January 15, 2026 at 12:45 AM
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January 13, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Folks, this needs to get taken down. If you have a minute, submit a report via the link.
January 12, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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“The last thing you want a lot of abused kids to sit around wondering is if it is, actually, possible for anyone to have a happy ending after all the shit that happened to them.

You want to KNOW.”
January 9, 2026 at 6:40 AM
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I also am really mad at the blatant hypocrisy of payment processors demanding steam and itch get rid of games with adult nudity in them while gleefully working with the app that removes the clothes of children on demand.
January 9, 2026 at 10:18 AM
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One reason I feel like I'm going mad is, even if Musk did immediately halt Grok and issue a grovelling apology - rather than PAYWALLING IT - he should *still* be prosecuted and his website banned. Very obviously! You don't get out of CSAM charges by just stopping. AND HE STILL HASN'T STOPPED.
January 9, 2026 at 9:46 AM
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Still using X? Or even worse, paying for it? If the hate speech wasn’t a good enough reason for you to leave, I wonder if Musk’s AI stripping clothes off your daughters and wives at the request of other users is? Those with big followers in mil hist should check themselves @almurray.bsky.social etc
Grok being used to create sexually violent videos featuring women, research finds
AI tool also used to undress image of the woman killed by a federal immigration agent in the US, says research
www.theguardian.com
January 9, 2026 at 11:48 AM
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there is no reason for ICE to exist. immigrants aren’t doing anything wrong by trying to live and work and provide for their loved ones. I don’t care how people got here. if they want to be here that’s good. leave them alone.
January 8, 2026 at 1:22 AM
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Hello friends,

A statement on EMPIRE OF THE DAMNED and Russia.

“You cannot kill what you did not create.” - Corey Taylor.

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖕🏻

www.patreon.com/c/misterkris...
January 8, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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DON'T DO IT DON'T DO IT DON'T DO IT DON'T DO IT DON'T DO IT DON'T DO IT DON'T DO IT DON'T DO IT DON'T DO IT DON'T DO IT DON'T DO IT DON'T DO IT DON'T DO IT DON'T DO IT DON'T DO IT DON'T DO IT DON'T DO IT DON'T DO IT DON'T DO IT DON'T DO IT DON'T DO IT DON'T DO IT DON'T DO IT DON'T DO IT DON'T DO IT
January 7, 2026 at 11:45 PM