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Third-culture kid. Non-horrible South African (we exist!). Homesick New Yorker living in London.
Senior Product Manager and reluctant tech guy. Crossword obsessive. Terrible Cook.
Senior Product Manager and reluctant tech guy. Crossword obsessive. Terrible Cook.
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Please enjoy this list of ways that the NY Times crossword puzzle has clued the word SEXT, it's my sexy gift to you.
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Please enjoy this list of ways that the NY Times crossword puzzle has clued the word SEXT, it's my sexy gift to you.
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happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day
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TRIBECA ALREADY EMPTY. THOUSANDS OF PATAGONIA VESTS ABANDONED. SOHO HOUSE TAKEN OVER BY EXOTIC ZOO ANIMALS. BATTERY PARK SHAKE SHACK NOW A BISEXUALS-ONLY CERAMICS STUDIO
NEARLY A MILLION NEW YORKERS TO REPORTEDLY FLEE NYC AS MAMDANI BECOMES MAYOR — POSSIBLY IGNITING MASS EXODUS, PER NYP
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
TRIBECA ALREADY EMPTY. THOUSANDS OF PATAGONIA VESTS ABANDONED. SOHO HOUSE TAKEN OVER BY EXOTIC ZOO ANIMALS. BATTERY PARK SHAKE SHACK NOW A BISEXUALS-ONLY CERAMICS STUDIO
me rn (I have two dislocated shoulders and a bidet)
October 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
me rn (I have two dislocated shoulders and a bidet)
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I think computers reached their best point when movies would come out and be named things like “Fear 2.0”
September 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I think computers reached their best point when movies would come out and be named things like “Fear 2.0”
Gotta make a "funniest thing to baptize a baby with" tier list
August 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Gotta make a "funniest thing to baptize a baby with" tier list
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age 15: Computers are amazing! I'm going to do amazing things with computers!
age 45: explaining to the fourth person this week why Chat GPT is not a replacement for google or the library or friends
age 45: explaining to the fourth person this week why Chat GPT is not a replacement for google or the library or friends
August 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
age 15: Computers are amazing! I'm going to do amazing things with computers!
age 45: explaining to the fourth person this week why Chat GPT is not a replacement for google or the library or friends
age 45: explaining to the fourth person this week why Chat GPT is not a replacement for google or the library or friends
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Every tech update now is like: "Great news, the word processor you've relied on for twenty years has learned to juggle! Is it good at it? No! Does it help in any way? Of course not! Has it made it insufferable to use? Oh, absolutely."
August 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Every tech update now is like: "Great news, the word processor you've relied on for twenty years has learned to juggle! Is it good at it? No! Does it help in any way? Of course not! Has it made it insufferable to use? Oh, absolutely."
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Okay everyone is posting good memes but no one has posted my favorite (that I didn't make at least):
August 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Okay everyone is posting good memes but no one has posted my favorite (that I didn't make at least):
made this meme back in April for the work slack and it's still holding up imo
August 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
made this meme back in April for the work slack and it's still holding up imo
you know what, at this point, fine
August 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
you know what, at this point, fine
is steve carrell an ethnicity
July 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
is steve carrell an ethnicity
himborat
July 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
himborat
By the pricking of my thumb,
🎶 here in
🎶 duck burg
🎶 here in
🎶 duck burg
July 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
By the pricking of my thumb,
🎶 here in
🎶 duck burg
🎶 here in
🎶 duck burg
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I've just flown back from Silent Hill and boy are my arms legs
December 2, 2024 at 1:58 PM
I've just flown back from Silent Hill and boy are my arms legs
For sale: baby shoes, never worn, but not in a sad way, we are just a children's clothing store
June 5, 2025 at 10:39 AM
For sale: baby shoes, never worn, but not in a sad way, we are just a children's clothing store
i'm putting together a team
May 29, 2025 at 1:04 PM
i'm putting together a team
lot of words to say “saw Jared Golden’s car”
was just parked next to a Toyota Tacoma with a full rack of bumper stickers in roughly four categories:
1) semper fi Marines
2) yay 2A
3) save our wetlands
4) Harris/Walz 2024
1) semper fi Marines
2) yay 2A
3) save our wetlands
4) Harris/Walz 2024
May 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
lot of words to say “saw Jared Golden’s car”
the modern day riddle of the sphinx
May 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
the modern day riddle of the sphinx
who
who is writing the reviews
who is writing the reviews
Did anyone else know you can buy caskets at Costco?
Do they come in multipacks??
www.costco.ca/caskets.html
Do they come in multipacks??
www.costco.ca/caskets.html
April 22, 2025 at 8:48 AM
who
who is writing the reviews
who is writing the reviews
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the sound of all my English professors crying out at once
March 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
the sound of all my English professors crying out at once
five little monkeys jumping on the bed,
one fell down and bumped his head,
mama called the doctor and the doctor said,
treatment is simple. great clown pagliacci is in town tonight
one fell down and bumped his head,
mama called the doctor and the doctor said,
treatment is simple. great clown pagliacci is in town tonight
March 9, 2025 at 1:15 PM
five little monkeys jumping on the bed,
one fell down and bumped his head,
mama called the doctor and the doctor said,
treatment is simple. great clown pagliacci is in town tonight
one fell down and bumped his head,
mama called the doctor and the doctor said,
treatment is simple. great clown pagliacci is in town tonight
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CUT MY WHEAT INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY PASTA SAUCE
MASTICATION
LINGUINE
DON'T GET TO COOK
BEEF RAGÙ FETTUCCINE
THIS IS MY PASTA SAUCE
MASTICATION
LINGUINE
DON'T GET TO COOK
BEEF RAGÙ FETTUCCINE
February 21, 2025 at 9:46 AM
CUT MY WHEAT INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY PASTA SAUCE
MASTICATION
LINGUINE
DON'T GET TO COOK
BEEF RAGÙ FETTUCCINE
THIS IS MY PASTA SAUCE
MASTICATION
LINGUINE
DON'T GET TO COOK
BEEF RAGÙ FETTUCCINE
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Re-elect Mike Haggar. New York needs a mayor who will beat criminals to death with his bare hands and eat food he found lying in the street
February 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Re-elect Mike Haggar. New York needs a mayor who will beat criminals to death with his bare hands and eat food he found lying in the street