Chaz Stein
@charlottestein.bsky.social
Writer of thirsty sex words. Unapologetic moustache lover. 10+ books published with HarperCollins, Macmillan, etc. “This is how the professionals do it.” - The New York Times. She/Her. Repped by Handspun Lit. Newsletter: http://eepurl.com/OZNLn
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My new book, Dealing With A Desperate Demon, is out today! Cheery curvy bookseller, grumpy curvy demon, dating lessons, a beauty and the beast style curse, lots of horniness. Perfect to curl up to for spooky season! You can grab it these places!
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The tv show Sugar has one of the weirdest and most hamfisted twists I’ve ever seen in a show. Lol what the hell.
It’s also very boring though so don’t bother with it.
It’s also very boring though so don’t bother with it.
November 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The tv show Sugar has one of the weirdest and most hamfisted twists I’ve ever seen in a show. Lol what the hell.
It’s also very boring though so don’t bother with it.
It’s also very boring though so don’t bother with it.
For someone embarrassed by his early work in Kissing Booth, Elordi sure does like taking very intensely romantic/romance/passion focussed roles. It just occurred to me now—Deep North, Swift Horses, Priscilla, Wuthering Heights, Saltburn, Frankenstein…all full of passion and romantic relationships.
November 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
For someone embarrassed by his early work in Kissing Booth, Elordi sure does like taking very intensely romantic/romance/passion focussed roles. It just occurred to me now—Deep North, Swift Horses, Priscilla, Wuthering Heights, Saltburn, Frankenstein…all full of passion and romantic relationships.
Glen Powell saying Colman Domingo is almost uncomfortably handsome only endears him to me further. I feel like people don’t talk enough about how gorgeous he is. And he’s not even just gorgeous like ah yes, a beautiful painting. He’s both that AND the gorgeous that is even more gorgeous in motion.
November 13, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Glen Powell saying Colman Domingo is almost uncomfortably handsome only endears him to me further. I feel like people don’t talk enough about how gorgeous he is. And he’s not even just gorgeous like ah yes, a beautiful painting. He’s both that AND the gorgeous that is even more gorgeous in motion.
Megyn Kelly trying to split hairs about what constitutes being a pedo is but one of the reasons I’ve never ever supported saying actually technically it’s ephebophilia. I don’t fucking care you want to molest and abuse children.
November 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Megyn Kelly trying to split hairs about what constitutes being a pedo is but one of the reasons I’ve never ever supported saying actually technically it’s ephebophilia. I don’t fucking care you want to molest and abuse children.
Clinging to this schtick like a drowning man on a toothpick
November 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Clinging to this schtick like a drowning man on a toothpick
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hell yeah it's frankenstein time
<chanting> polar exploration hell yes
<chanting> polar exploration hell yes
November 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
hell yeah it's frankenstein time
<chanting> polar exploration hell yes
<chanting> polar exploration hell yes
Tbh I didn’t even know Bond was supposed to have actually died in the last movie
November 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Tbh I didn’t even know Bond was supposed to have actually died in the last movie
Lol has twitter made likes randomly public again?
I did warn everyone. Gonna be fun seeing all the bigoted shit people have been secretly eating up.
I did warn everyone. Gonna be fun seeing all the bigoted shit people have been secretly eating up.
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Lol has twitter made likes randomly public again?
I did warn everyone. Gonna be fun seeing all the bigoted shit people have been secretly eating up.
I did warn everyone. Gonna be fun seeing all the bigoted shit people have been secretly eating up.
his accent in that new wuthering heights trailer (unfortunately complimentary)
November 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
his accent in that new wuthering heights trailer (unfortunately complimentary)
Taken baby nephew with us for the first time (usually we take out little nephew once a week) and the place we go to has a soft play area. Baby saw it and immediately kicked his shoes into the stratosphere because he’s used to soft play places where there’s no shoes allowed lol.
November 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Taken baby nephew with us for the first time (usually we take out little nephew once a week) and the place we go to has a soft play area. Baby saw it and immediately kicked his shoes into the stratosphere because he’s used to soft play places where there’s no shoes allowed lol.
I’m so damned proud of myself for filing a claim. And thankful to my agent for spelling out exactly what you need and answering questions.
November 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I’m so damned proud of myself for filing a claim. And thankful to my agent for spelling out exactly what you need and answering questions.
Have started Sugar, starring Colin Farrell, and Such Sharp Teeth by Rachel Harrison. So far the latter is excellent. It may pull me out of my slight reading slump caused by the brilliance of Martha Wells, Maame, and Sky Daddy.
November 13, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Have started Sugar, starring Colin Farrell, and Such Sharp Teeth by Rachel Harrison. So far the latter is excellent. It may pull me out of my slight reading slump caused by the brilliance of Martha Wells, Maame, and Sky Daddy.
Oh btw I don’t know if I did the filing a claim right, but as long as you look up your books via the claim search books link, it will have the ISBN, and copyright number, which you need for the forms, and you’ll also need: the addresses and emails for your publishers, and your bank details.
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Oh btw I don’t know if I did the filing a claim right, but as long as you look up your books via the claim search books link, it will have the ISBN, and copyright number, which you need for the forms, and you’ll also need: the addresses and emails for your publishers, and your bank details.
What if we just guillotined them all
can we just do that
can we just do that
November 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
What if we just guillotined them all
can we just do that
can we just do that
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I just kind of think all these people should, after a fair trial in which they are zealously represented before a jury of their peers, be eaten
November 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I just kind of think all these people should, after a fair trial in which they are zealously represented before a jury of their peers, be eaten
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CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I don’t care if my undead Nan is in the files somehow, we should know everything and everyone that had anything to do with that shit and they should all be in jail.
November 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I don’t care if my undead Nan is in the files somehow, we should know everything and everyone that had anything to do with that shit and they should all be in jail.
I’m filing my claim for my stolen books. Sweating my armpits off. Does anyone know what you should put for the contact info of publishers you’re not really in contact with or don’t exist anymore?? Sourcebooks and Loveswept primarily.
November 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I’m filing my claim for my stolen books. Sweating my armpits off. Does anyone know what you should put for the contact info of publishers you’re not really in contact with or don’t exist anymore?? Sourcebooks and Loveswept primarily.
This is why Me Too got torpedoed and psyopped and turned into a joke, btw. Because too many powerful people are rapists and pedos and too many people were either invested in covering that up, or unable to handle that fact.
November 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
This is why Me Too got torpedoed and psyopped and turned into a joke, btw. Because too many powerful people are rapists and pedos and too many people were either invested in covering that up, or unable to handle that fact.
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It’s been pretty clear for a while but brought to rack focus today, that successful people are encouraged to view rape as a perk of success and a great many successful people need no encouragement at all.
November 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
It’s been pretty clear for a while but brought to rack focus today, that successful people are encouraged to view rape as a perk of success and a great many successful people need no encouragement at all.
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I hate that this is so legible to so many people
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I hate that this is so legible to so many people
Did Jeffrey seriously think that Trump was the worst person he ever met lol holy shit. Is that quote real?? I cant tell what’s real anymore.
November 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Did Jeffrey seriously think that Trump was the worst person he ever met lol holy shit. Is that quote real?? I cant tell what’s real anymore.
This is insane even by the standards of the insanity we’ve all had to suffer through the last three thousand years
November 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
This is insane even by the standards of the insanity we’ve all had to suffer through the last three thousand years
wait what
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
wait what
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"