ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀
@zbsimpson.bsky.social
Aspiring author with ADHD, pet parent to a rescue greyhound, sometimes photographer and I do crochet. Tired a lot. Not tested on animals. 🇦🇺🏳️🌈🏴☠️
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a picture of a dog behind a fence with the words " jail break "
ALT: a picture of a dog behind a fence with the words " jail break "
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Couldn't sleep so I opened my laptop and kept writing. Got into a serious /thing/. Work tomorrow is going to suck but at least I did more than 2k words tonight 😊
🖊Extra total: 1,621
📗 Grand total: 88, 724
#amwriting #amwritingfantasy #booksky #skywriting #writingcommunity
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🖊Extra total: 1,621
📗 Grand total: 88, 724
#amwriting #amwritingfantasy #booksky #skywriting #writingcommunity
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Also worth noting here are the replies to this of people who've had a similar belief trajectory, I find them quite heartening
Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
December 8, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Also worth noting here are the replies to this of people who've had a similar belief trajectory, I find them quite heartening
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Consider the following before adopting a Manticore for your family
December 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Consider the following before adopting a Manticore for your family
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it puts the words onto the page or it gets the guilts again
December 2, 2025 at 8:04 AM
it puts the words onto the page or it gets the guilts again
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Knives Out: Integrity in the face of greed.
Glass Onion: Bravery in the face of cowardice.
Wake Up Dead Man: Grace in the face of Wrath.
Glass Onion: Bravery in the face of cowardice.
Wake Up Dead Man: Grace in the face of Wrath.
December 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Knives Out: Integrity in the face of greed.
Glass Onion: Bravery in the face of cowardice.
Wake Up Dead Man: Grace in the face of Wrath.
Glass Onion: Bravery in the face of cowardice.
Wake Up Dead Man: Grace in the face of Wrath.
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What a day
a man in a suit and tie is saying `` lemon , it 's wednesday '' .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying `` lemon , it 's wednesday '' .
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December 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
What a day
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Every time cate blanchette’s on screen, you gotta say loudly in the movie theater: “dats one classy broad”
December 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Every time cate blanchette’s on screen, you gotta say loudly in the movie theater: “dats one classy broad”
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Reveals, reversals, and twists don't count as a reveal, reversal, or twist if they are immediately obvious. So it depends on the kind of plot a reader is expecting/writer wants to write. In domestic thrillers, the three-four deep twists in last quarter of the book is so routine it's a genre marker
I'm always confused when writers change the plot because a reader figured out what was coming. Surely that's good? Surely that means the breadcrumbs have been laid out appropriately?
December 1, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Reveals, reversals, and twists don't count as a reveal, reversal, or twist if they are immediately obvious. So it depends on the kind of plot a reader is expecting/writer wants to write. In domestic thrillers, the three-four deep twists in last quarter of the book is so routine it's a genre marker
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It's my birthday and I couldn’t ask for a better present than my first ever official anthology story going up for pre-order 🥳
It's about colonialism, environmentalism, a monster, and a dude who sucks.
And I really hope you like it 🥰
It's about colonialism, environmentalism, a monster, and a dude who sucks.
And I really hope you like it 🥰
👹 @slimyswampghost.bsky.social and I are stoked to announce ENCOUNTERS with cryptids is now available to preorder! www.amazon.com/dp/B0G4BLN1GR
Stories by @heidimarjamaki.bsky.social, @vilefable.bsky.social,
@rlmeza.bsky.social, @notmargopecha.bsky.social, @jennystrath.bsky.social and many more...
Stories by @heidimarjamaki.bsky.social, @vilefable.bsky.social,
@rlmeza.bsky.social, @notmargopecha.bsky.social, @jennystrath.bsky.social and many more...
November 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
It's my birthday and I couldn’t ask for a better present than my first ever official anthology story going up for pre-order 🥳
It's about colonialism, environmentalism, a monster, and a dude who sucks.
And I really hope you like it 🥰
It's about colonialism, environmentalism, a monster, and a dude who sucks.
And I really hope you like it 🥰
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
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Thanks for the laugh, I needed that!
Paid $500 just to find out my frenchie needed to rip the biggest fart known to man. Ran me and the vet out of the room.
November 21, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Thanks for the laugh, I needed that!
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Have to work in a client's office this week. Haven't walked in but already hate it. Just let me be at home, dammit.
November 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Have to work in a client's office this week. Haven't walked in but already hate it. Just let me be at home, dammit.
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If you thought Frankenstein's Tower in the Guillermo del Toro movie looked cool, check out the real-world inspiration behind it...
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
If you thought Frankenstein's Tower in the Guillermo del Toro movie looked cool, check out the real-world inspiration behind it...
There is a large spider in my bedroom. As she is neither a redback or a whitetail I will abide by the spider peace accords and let it catch insects in peace, however if she gets much closer I may need to reconsider...
November 10, 2025 at 11:13 AM
There is a large spider in my bedroom. As she is neither a redback or a whitetail I will abide by the spider peace accords and let it catch insects in peace, however if she gets much closer I may need to reconsider...
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Hi Victorians,
You've enjoyed 85% of shared Spring weather. If you reach your total of 15 springs days before the end of November, we will slow down Summer until your usage is reset.
Thank you for your attention on this matter.
Regards,
#MelbourneWeather
You've enjoyed 85% of shared Spring weather. If you reach your total of 15 springs days before the end of November, we will slow down Summer until your usage is reset.
Thank you for your attention on this matter.
Regards,
#MelbourneWeather
November 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Hi Victorians,
You've enjoyed 85% of shared Spring weather. If you reach your total of 15 springs days before the end of November, we will slow down Summer until your usage is reset.
Thank you for your attention on this matter.
Regards,
#MelbourneWeather
You've enjoyed 85% of shared Spring weather. If you reach your total of 15 springs days before the end of November, we will slow down Summer until your usage is reset.
Thank you for your attention on this matter.
Regards,
#MelbourneWeather
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succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
The panic room is just a walk-in full of icecream
My panic room is just a cheese drawer.
My panic room is just a broom closet full of Oreos
November 7, 2025 at 11:34 AM
The panic room is just a walk-in full of icecream
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My panic room is just a cheese drawer.
My panic room is just a broom closet full of Oreos
November 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
My panic room is just a cheese drawer.
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The correct and only response to this question.
November 5, 2025 at 10:43 AM
The correct and only response to this question.
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Which of his friends are they going to aim the 21-gun salute at?
November 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Which of his friends are they going to aim the 21-gun salute at?
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To celebrate Zohran Mamdani's win in #NYC, let's all channel a bit of Linda's enthusiasm.
"HI, MAYOR!"
"HI, MAYOR!"
bob 's burgers says we 're going to go to city hall
Alt: Linda Belcher saying "we 're going to go to city hall. We're going to see the mayor...THE MAYOR!"
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November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
To celebrate Zohran Mamdani's win in #NYC, let's all channel a bit of Linda's enthusiasm.
"HI, MAYOR!"
"HI, MAYOR!"