ZBSimpson 🏳️🌈📚🧶💀
@zbsimpson.bsky.social
Aspiring author with ADHD, pet parent to a rescue greyhound, sometimes photographer and I do crochet. Tired a lot. Not tested on animals. 🇦🇺🏳️🌈🏴☠️
There is a large spider in my bedroom. As she is neither a redback or a whitetail I will abide by the spider peace accords and let it catch insects in peace, however if she gets much closer I may need to reconsider...
November 10, 2025 at 11:13 AM
There is a large spider in my bedroom. As she is neither a redback or a whitetail I will abide by the spider peace accords and let it catch insects in peace, however if she gets much closer I may need to reconsider...
They do tend to go in circles. Exept mine does occasionally love to run off up the street 😫. So, football ovals are key.
October 24, 2025 at 9:59 AM
They do tend to go in circles. Exept mine does occasionally love to run off up the street 😫. So, football ovals are key.
Who robbed the louvere? Right answers only.
October 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Who robbed the louvere? Right answers only.
Timeline cleanse:
Finishing up my walk in the park with Teddy and his friends, when we discovered an #echidna hiding under our car.
I convinced everyone to leave it in peace and quiet and it finally emerged to trundle off. Judging by size, it's just a baby. We named it Vic.
#wildlife #australia
Finishing up my walk in the park with Teddy and his friends, when we discovered an #echidna hiding under our car.
I convinced everyone to leave it in peace and quiet and it finally emerged to trundle off. Judging by size, it's just a baby. We named it Vic.
#wildlife #australia
October 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Timeline cleanse:
Finishing up my walk in the park with Teddy and his friends, when we discovered an #echidna hiding under our car.
I convinced everyone to leave it in peace and quiet and it finally emerged to trundle off. Judging by size, it's just a baby. We named it Vic.
#wildlife #australia
Finishing up my walk in the park with Teddy and his friends, when we discovered an #echidna hiding under our car.
I convinced everyone to leave it in peace and quiet and it finally emerged to trundle off. Judging by size, it's just a baby. We named it Vic.
#wildlife #australia
I might have gone a tad overboard on the home decor, but in my defence the good stuff only hits the shelves once a year
September 10, 2025 at 10:55 AM
I might have gone a tad overboard on the home decor, but in my defence the good stuff only hits the shelves once a year
Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
August 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
Yesterday was my first wedding anniversary, and the 16th anniversary of my husband and I being together.
We spent it watching old movies and cuddling our dog. My boys bring me joy every day.
We spent it watching old movies and cuddling our dog. My boys bring me joy every day.
August 24, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Yesterday was my first wedding anniversary, and the 16th anniversary of my husband and I being together.
We spent it watching old movies and cuddling our dog. My boys bring me joy every day.
We spent it watching old movies and cuddling our dog. My boys bring me joy every day.
Nothing happier than a dog who has found a very big stick
August 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Nothing happier than a dog who has found a very big stick
Teddy was so stoned after surgery that he actually watched @lastweektonight.com
#greyhound #petsnotbets #freethehounds
#greyhound #petsnotbets #freethehounds
August 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Teddy was so stoned after surgery that he actually watched @lastweektonight.com
#greyhound #petsnotbets #freethehounds
#greyhound #petsnotbets #freethehounds
This is how I flirt
August 7, 2025 at 12:09 PM
This is how I flirt
Also, swing and a miss there, Alt Text AI
August 4, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Also, swing and a miss there, Alt Text AI
Teddy dislocated his toe while doing zoomies today. I know it's not my fault, but I still feel somehow responsible for it, and therefore absolutely rotten 😭
#greyhound
#greyhound
July 29, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Teddy dislocated his toe while doing zoomies today. I know it's not my fault, but I still feel somehow responsible for it, and therefore absolutely rotten 😭
#greyhound
#greyhound
I never get tired of this view
July 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I never get tired of this view
Happier every day
July 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Happier every day
Drop some PUPPETS!
(Strayan version)
The Ferals and Feral TV was must-see children's viewing in our house growing up. It was... weird. The rabbit was named Mixy, after the disease that kills rabbits.
(Strayan version)
The Ferals and Feral TV was must-see children's viewing in our house growing up. It was... weird. The rabbit was named Mixy, after the disease that kills rabbits.
July 23, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Drop some PUPPETS!
(Strayan version)
The Ferals and Feral TV was must-see children's viewing in our house growing up. It was... weird. The rabbit was named Mixy, after the disease that kills rabbits.
(Strayan version)
The Ferals and Feral TV was must-see children's viewing in our house growing up. It was... weird. The rabbit was named Mixy, after the disease that kills rabbits.
🖊 Today's total: 145
📗 Grand Total: 53, 481
Not a huge output today, but I did a bit of researched and mapped an entire city so...I suppose that's something?
#amwriting ##amwritingfantasy #booksky
📗 Grand Total: 53, 481
Not a huge output today, but I did a bit of researched and mapped an entire city so...I suppose that's something?
#amwriting ##amwritingfantasy #booksky
June 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
🖊 Today's total: 145
📗 Grand Total: 53, 481
Not a huge output today, but I did a bit of researched and mapped an entire city so...I suppose that's something?
#amwriting ##amwritingfantasy #booksky
📗 Grand Total: 53, 481
Not a huge output today, but I did a bit of researched and mapped an entire city so...I suppose that's something?
#amwriting ##amwritingfantasy #booksky
June 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
🖊Today's total: 377
📗 Grand total: 46, 872
Been battling with headaches and exhaustion lately, but back on it today.
Instead of a related gif, here's the last three paragraphs I wrote.
#amwriting #booksky #amwritingfantasy
📗 Grand total: 46, 872
Been battling with headaches and exhaustion lately, but back on it today.
Instead of a related gif, here's the last three paragraphs I wrote.
#amwriting #booksky #amwritingfantasy
June 7, 2025 at 1:13 PM
🖊Today's total: 377
📗 Grand total: 46, 872
Been battling with headaches and exhaustion lately, but back on it today.
Instead of a related gif, here's the last three paragraphs I wrote.
#amwriting #booksky #amwritingfantasy
📗 Grand total: 46, 872
Been battling with headaches and exhaustion lately, but back on it today.
Instead of a related gif, here's the last three paragraphs I wrote.
#amwriting #booksky #amwritingfantasy
Liam's favourite movie
June 3, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Liam's favourite movie
Sometimes I wonder if my life will have any meaning by the end - will I have made an impact?
But then I remember that my husband and I rescued this gorgeous #greyhound boy, and while that might not have a huge impact on the world, it means the world to him.
But then I remember that my husband and I rescued this gorgeous #greyhound boy, and while that might not have a huge impact on the world, it means the world to him.
May 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Sometimes I wonder if my life will have any meaning by the end - will I have made an impact?
But then I remember that my husband and I rescued this gorgeous #greyhound boy, and while that might not have a huge impact on the world, it means the world to him.
But then I remember that my husband and I rescued this gorgeous #greyhound boy, and while that might not have a huge impact on the world, it means the world to him.
