Josh Fried-turkey-man (Jay Jacobs resign bitch)
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My track record's longer than a DC-20 aircraft
Hug your bros
he/him
Go Blue // Go Birds
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My track record's longer than a DC-20 aircraft
Hug your bros
he/him
Go Blue // Go Birds
Signal: @yoshfriedman.69
Isn't this the entire premise of that Park Avenue documentary
November 20, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Isn't this the entire premise of that Park Avenue documentary
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The Great Khan and Holy Father then proceeded to crack open some cold ones
"Hey, what about Juan Uribe?"
"Oh yeah, yeah. Great pull. What a catch."
"Hey, what about Juan Uribe?"
"Oh yeah, yeah. Great pull. What a catch."
Gov. Pritzker and First Lady MK Pritzker presented Pope Leo with gifts, including a pack of Burning Bush Breweries' "Da Pope American Mild Ale." https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news/governor-pritzker-pope-leo-xiv-vatican/
Governor Pritzker meets with Pope Leo XIV at the Vatican
Governor JB Pritzker met with Chicago's Pope Leo XIV at the Vatican.
www.cbsnews.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:09 PM
The Great Khan and Holy Father then proceeded to crack open some cold ones
"Hey, what about Juan Uribe?"
"Oh yeah, yeah. Great pull. What a catch."
"Hey, what about Juan Uribe?"
"Oh yeah, yeah. Great pull. What a catch."
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We bought these and I’ve been keeping a handful in my pocket at all times this week to share with strangers.
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November 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
We bought these and I’ve been keeping a handful in my pocket at all times this week to share with strangers.
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RANK FULLCAST YOU COWARDS
November 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
RANK FULLCAST YOU COWARDS
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New — I wrote about the myriad ways journalism’s moral rot manifests, and how our crumbling institutions have created the conditions for it to fester:
Moral rot in elite journalism is killing the whole field
The Nuzzi/RFK Jr. mess and the revelation of Esptein's journo pals lay bare a profound moral absence at the heart of our free press.
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November 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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BREAKING: We’re getting six (!) edible mascots at this year’s @poptartsbowl.com!
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
November 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
BREAKING: We’re getting six (!) edible mascots at this year’s @poptartsbowl.com!
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
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I know it’s dumb and not nearly as meaningful as all the genuinely horrifying things he’s done but I stand by the idea that tearing down half the White House so he could build a big gaudy ballroom was the exact moment where everything started unraveling for Trump.
New York - Net Support For:
Bombing Alleged Drug Boats: -23%
Prosecuting Official Critical Of Trump: -28%
Deploying ICE To Round Up Illegal Immigrants: -28%
Increasing Tariffs On Virtually Everyone: -33%
Demolishing the East Wing: -40%
Siena / Nov 12, 2025
Bombing Alleged Drug Boats: -23%
Prosecuting Official Critical Of Trump: -28%
Deploying ICE To Round Up Illegal Immigrants: -28%
Increasing Tariffs On Virtually Everyone: -33%
Demolishing the East Wing: -40%
Siena / Nov 12, 2025
November 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I know it’s dumb and not nearly as meaningful as all the genuinely horrifying things he’s done but I stand by the idea that tearing down half the White House so he could build a big gaudy ballroom was the exact moment where everything started unraveling for Trump.
Coach is correct but one time my buddy during his law school summer associate gig had to put his own credit card down (under the table reimbursement from the partner attending) and the partner's buddy apparently LOVES strippers so he woke up to an $8k bill (!!!) the next morning
Every wife in America who at some point in their relationship found a strip club receipt in their husbands pocket and heard "I was just there to make sure things didn't get out of hand" from him is not buying this pitch Nancy. Try the breaking ball maybe
Nancy Mace: "You can see in the Epstein emails that he's clearly targeting President Trump as retribution for him being a good man ... he's a good man who protects women. That's what real men do."
November 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Coach is correct but one time my buddy during his law school summer associate gig had to put his own credit card down (under the table reimbursement from the partner attending) and the partner's buddy apparently LOVES strippers so he woke up to an $8k bill (!!!) the next morning
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never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity
November 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity
Our nanny seems to have dropped off the Earth* after she called us at 8:45 she was running late (she's supposed to start at 9)
*She is not responding to any calls or texts but I can see on WhatsApp she's active on the app as of ten minutes ago.
*She is not responding to any calls or texts but I can see on WhatsApp she's active on the app as of ten minutes ago.
November 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Our nanny seems to have dropped off the Earth* after she called us at 8:45 she was running late (she's supposed to start at 9)
*She is not responding to any calls or texts but I can see on WhatsApp she's active on the app as of ten minutes ago.
*She is not responding to any calls or texts but I can see on WhatsApp she's active on the app as of ten minutes ago.
November 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Two things can be true at once:
1. James Franklin feels like a great fit at Va Tech and I actually think he'll do well there.
And
2. Removing context, moving from Nashville to State College to Blacksburg suggests the existence of a man doing WAY too much meth
1. James Franklin feels like a great fit at Va Tech and I actually think he'll do well there.
And
2. Removing context, moving from Nashville to State College to Blacksburg suggests the existence of a man doing WAY too much meth
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Two things can be true at once:
1. James Franklin feels like a great fit at Va Tech and I actually think he'll do well there.
And
2. Removing context, moving from Nashville to State College to Blacksburg suggests the existence of a man doing WAY too much meth
1. James Franklin feels like a great fit at Va Tech and I actually think he'll do well there.
And
2. Removing context, moving from Nashville to State College to Blacksburg suggests the existence of a man doing WAY too much meth
So this is my rubber tree Rodney, he was just three leaves and a tiny stalk when I got him, and I'm a little worried that the scale of his lean and his height are gonna topple him. Any suggestions?
November 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
So this is my rubber tree Rodney, he was just three leaves and a tiny stalk when I got him, and I'm a little worried that the scale of his lean and his height are gonna topple him. Any suggestions?
WSJ is obfuscating (purposely?) Blue Owl, which has nowhere near a trillion dollars in capital, and private credit generally, with AI investing.
The end result is that people will hear "private credit" and think COLOSSAL FAILURE when it's the fucking banks that always blow up violently
The end result is that people will hear "private credit" and think COLOSSAL FAILURE when it's the fucking banks that always blow up violently
WSJ: “.. If the AI market blows up, the blast radius would be wide, hitting not only Wall Street firms, but also pensions, mutual and exchange-traded funds and individual investors, because of how debt is often sliced and resold across the financial landscape.”
@wsj.com
www.wsj.com/finance/inve...
@wsj.com
www.wsj.com/finance/inve...
November 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
WSJ is obfuscating (purposely?) Blue Owl, which has nowhere near a trillion dollars in capital, and private credit generally, with AI investing.
The end result is that people will hear "private credit" and think COLOSSAL FAILURE when it's the fucking banks that always blow up violently
The end result is that people will hear "private credit" and think COLOSSAL FAILURE when it's the fucking banks that always blow up violently
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This is my favorite football team. They are the reigning champion of the NFL, the current one-seed in the NFC, they’ve beaten the Lions, Rams, Bucs, Packers, and Chiefs. Oh also I hate them and they make me want to die.
November 17, 2025 at 4:30 AM
This is my favorite football team. They are the reigning champion of the NFL, the current one-seed in the NFC, they’ve beaten the Lions, Rams, Bucs, Packers, and Chiefs. Oh also I hate them and they make me want to die.
Refs were ass all game that doesn't change with them handing this to us on a silver platter with a bullshit DPI call
Having said that go birds.
Having said that go birds.
November 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Refs were ass all game that doesn't change with them handing this to us on a silver platter with a bullshit DPI call
Having said that go birds.
Having said that go birds.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
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Saw someone repost this but, folks, this is literally the liberal position. It doesn't get more liberal.
November 16, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Saw someone repost this but, folks, this is literally the liberal position. It doesn't get more liberal.
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@athensgrease.bsky.social obviously there's nothing funny about a dude getting shot in midtown, I would like to state that for the record
but the fact it was a Jets player and he ended up at Bellevue...
but the fact it was a Jets player and he ended up at Bellevue...
November 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
@athensgrease.bsky.social obviously there's nothing funny about a dude getting shot in midtown, I would like to state that for the record
but the fact it was a Jets player and he ended up at Bellevue...
but the fact it was a Jets player and he ended up at Bellevue...
I dunno if it's the sleep deprivation or the violent cold and managing a sick toddler and infant but Shug is watching Bluey and they just did the one with the mom's sister coming to visit after 4 years and JEEZ
November 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I dunno if it's the sleep deprivation or the violent cold and managing a sick toddler and infant but Shug is watching Bluey and they just did the one with the mom's sister coming to visit after 4 years and JEEZ
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A reminder of what their campaign ads looked like:
November 15, 2025 at 12:59 PM
A reminder of what their campaign ads looked like:
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Watching right-wingers suddenly discover that Trump is a bad person is wild
November 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Watching right-wingers suddenly discover that Trump is a bad person is wild
@hooverstreetrag.org did you see what KBA's magnificent ladies did to ND today???
November 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
@hooverstreetrag.org did you see what KBA's magnificent ladies did to ND today???