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j. paige 🍉
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accepting the mystery, eating the yogurt.

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People in Minnesota are now using their key fobs to trigger their car alarms from the safety of their homes when they see ICE walking around.
January 17, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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Her mother called 911 for help… and got turned into ICE instead.

They placed her and her five year old daughter in a hotel and told them not to contact anyone.

ICE didn’t want the community fighting for them.

Mother & daughter have been deported to Honduras and the local police were complicit.
ICE deports 5-year-old US citizen from TX to Honduras, group says
Génesis Ester Gutiérrez Castellanos and her mom were arrested in Austin on January 5.
www.mysanantonio.com
January 18, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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Dem party true believers repeating "you have to think strategically" with the same bloodless, hollow tone as a WWI general demanding yet another bayonet charge.
January 18, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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For weeks, I was watching LibsofTikTok and the rest of the right-wing internet post some of the most insane shit I've ever seen about the Minnesota Somali community. "Inciting a pogrom" is the only way I can describe the tone of it. I really do feel like that propaganda has been rejected now
ICE and MAGA really did bet the farm on all of Minneapolis’s white people going “oh yes, please take away our disgusting, evil non-white-foreigner neighbors, oh thank you so much.”

it’s beautiful that they’ve been proven incredibly wrong about that - may the rest of the country do the same.
January 18, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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If you want to share safe paths through your city or neighborhood with your neighbors, Route Scouts is an obfuscated map-making system whose routes can be shared visually, shorthand, and via a coordinate system.

As a bonus, it teaches ciphers and code-making.

pandiongames.itch.io/route-scouts
Route Scouts by Pandion Games
secret paths through the real world
pandiongames.itch.io
January 15, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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This is the kind of shit that would make you completely outside the bounds of any ancient society, the gods bestow generational curses for violating hospitality
A few days ago, Fox News was whining about ICE agents getting heckled at a Mexican restaurant in Minneapolis.

Meanwhile, in the town of Willmar, ICE agents had lunch at a Mexican restaurant, waited until it closed, then confronted and arrested three workers as they left.
ICE agents ate at a Minnesota Mexican restaurant before arresting staff
Immigration law enforcement agents reportedly followed employees out of the restaurant after they closed for the evening
www.independent.co.uk
January 18, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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$872 has been raised for this need! could we get to $1k today?

this total includes funds that have been sent both to me and to the salon.

thank you for helping this family, and for contributing so much aid to the 5 other workers & their families earlier this week. love y’all so much ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
To clarify this ask, we want to raise $1,400 for another Latino restaurant worker & their family that we are directly working with.

Earlier today, we distributed $7k in mutual aid to 5 restaurant workers & their families in Mpls - $1,400 each.

Let's do it again for another family! Thank you! ❤️
Hi! We're raising mutual aid funds for vulnerable Twin Cities restaurant/service workers & their families.

Currently, we are directly working with 6 Latino families to provide funds for rent, groceries, missed wages, etc.

Venmo: @jamesirving
Cashapp: $jamesirvinghair
Venmo: @allisonannecollage
January 16, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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in other words, the more we demand we abolish ICE, the more other people will tell us that’s unpopular, or unstrategic. that’s why they are saying that: because it is becoming popular, and it is strategic (if your goal is “end ICE violence,” not “protect some Democrats from taking a stand on ICE”)
January 16, 2026 at 1:17 PM
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At one point today, there were 283 Minnesota attorneys doing a training on how to file emergency habeas petitions to keep our neighbors from being shipped out of state and held indefinitely.

That would be the second largest law firm in the state. And that training was just put together this week.
January 15, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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Update: A judge has ruled that ICE must release Gibson by noon on Friday.
January 16, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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ICE is definitely going to murder people using the diesel therapy they have done before.
It’ll be dangerously cold this weekend in the Twin Cities. Windchills will reach -20°. With how violently ICE is grabbing people, they might not be dressed for the weather, especially if ICE keeps dumping people miles from their home or car without their phone. Frostbite hits quickly at these temps.
January 16, 2026 at 4:21 AM
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My friends local to Minnesota, whom I trust a great deal, would like to share the following resources that could use support.

PowWowGrounds - Native American Coffee Shop doing direct food and supply aid to their communities-

Venmo @powwowgrounds

www.powwowgrounds.com
Pow Wow Grounds
www.powwowgrounds.com
January 16, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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Please help support. My friend Jason said it best, working is not a crime.
I just got a call from a relative letting me know his close friend’s mother was kidnapped by ICE while she was heading to work. We’re close to our goal, but we need your help to bring Lidia Escobar Maya home. This will help with lawyer and bond fees. Working is not a crime. 💔

gofund.me/c4fd43a62
Donate to Help us get my mother out of ICE custody please, organized by Alexis Sanchez
Hello, good morning or evening. My mother was detained by ICE leaving f… Alexis Sanchez needs your support for Help us get my mother out of ICE custody please
gofund.me
January 16, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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The Democratic Party is not only not opposition they are in fact a core pillar of MAGAs legitimacy, perhaps the most consistent force (outside of the literally billionaire-purchased media) in normalizing Trumps regime. Schumer and Jeffries aren't "inept", they're collaborators, our Vichy
January 15, 2026 at 12:51 PM
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Someone who tells you to calm down, protest peacefully, who sends in troops to calm you down? That's which side Walz and Frey are on. No matter whether they made a satisfying speech once, Walz isnt even running again. He has no political stakes. Hes doing exactly what he wants
January 15, 2026 at 12:53 PM
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"You look like your wife gives unenthusiastic handjobs!"
June 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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elected democrats who want their constituents to remain non-violent in their protests of these abuses must actually offer a path for ending the abuses non-violently. they currently are not as a party and it’s a major problem.
🚨WHOA. The El Paso Medical Examiner says it will rule the death of a 55-year-old Cuban man at ICE's "Camp East Montana" tent camp as a homicide.

He was allegedly choked to death by a guard during a "struggle" after he refused to enter a housing unit without his medications.
January 15, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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we’ve raised $320 today towards a goal of $1,400 to help another family! if you’re able to pitch in by contributing or reposting, that would be incredible! thank you ♥️♥️♥️
Hi! We're raising mutual aid funds for vulnerable Twin Cities restaurant/service workers & their families.

Currently, we are directly working with 6 Latino families to provide funds for rent, groceries, missed wages, etc.

Venmo: @jamesirving
Cashapp: $jamesirvinghair
Venmo: @allisonannecollage
January 15, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 6:03 AM
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I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.

And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”

Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
January 16, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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93% of the goal! can we get this ask met for this family?
As I put GoFundMes up on the website, I also don't want really small asks like this one to get lost.

Karla is a mom of three and her husband was detained by ICE. She is only asking for $2800 and has only raised $684.
Mi esposo fue detenido por ICE, organized by Karla Lopez
Es un gusto saludares, mi esposo fue detenido por ICE ustedes me podrian ayudar con lo que … Karla Lopez necesita tu apoyo para Mi esposo fue detenido por ICE
www.gofundme.com
January 16, 2026 at 6:17 AM
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Californians are NOT going to vote for Gavin Newsom. They're telling you now, with YEARS to go before the election. Fair warning. Please support better candidates, there will be many to choose from.
January 16, 2026 at 5:39 AM
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protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed.

disgusting.
January 16, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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My "What You Need To Know About Tear Gas" thread:

First, tear gas is a particulate, not an actual vapor or gas. In some cases, this means you can get some of the tear gas off your clothes by standing in a stiff breeze or strong fan.
January 11, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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And if you're sharing URLs delete everything after the ? to reduce individual tracking or links back to your profile (like FB or insta)

(This should just be good practice in general)
Security folklore of the morning is that no one should share URLs on Signal because it exposes IP addresses and people should use QR codes instead. Please don’t do this! QR codes are much less secure. If you’re concerned about link security, turn off link previews which you can do in Signal settings
January 15, 2026 at 2:33 PM