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gonna try and get into kalecki and not living in a hell hole idk
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deadass nobody should give this guy grief ever
January 19, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Here's a cat with a TBI wrestling with its housemate, note how the cat has poor ability to turn and get its housemate knows to wait until the original cat has reacquired it. How do these little ding dongs know what fairness is or that a fair fight is more fun. Is it just tru tht fair fights are fun?
January 19, 2026 at 1:31 AM
if you've ever seen an animal be accommodating of an another animal's disability, you really do understand how silly and shameful ableism really is
January 19, 2026 at 1:27 AM
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Black folks and immigrants have long lived in a "perogative state" when it comes to law enforcement, and maybe pundits at the largest national outlets should recognize that their past support for punitive policing and immigration enforcement laid the groundwork for the current moment.
January 18, 2026 at 1:10 PM
January 18, 2026 at 7:32 PM
there's a wonderful, hilarious rhetorical trick that cruel christian rw'ers are employing on the internet now that I just love. Obvs we all know the famed left posting of "I love your Christ but not ur Christians" and now the rw retort is "oh yeah man just pretend to be Christian like you know"
January 18, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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in all seriousness, this is a revolutionary dual power structure
We have ~15 separate radio dispatches, one for each neighborhood, and dozens more for the suburbs/Saint Paul. Each dispatch/monitoring channel contains somewhere between 500 and 2000 people. At any given time there are probably a dozen mobile patrols and 100 on-foot observers in each neighborhood.
Does Minneapolis have a radio dispatch set up for the people who are following ICE? That's brilliant.
January 18, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Yeah Gavin Newsom is at best a fascist apologist and I more believe he's a fascist sympathizer. I just don't think he likes the aesthetics of American fascism as it is constituted currently.
The point here is to believe people when they tell you who they are. Gavin Newsom hangs out with Republicans because he likes hanging out with Republicans. This isn't 4-D chess. He wants to hang out with Ben Shapiro and Steve Bannon. When he says he agrees with them on things, it's because he does.
January 17, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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this, but also you do it *fast* and you move on to the next thing before anyone has time to make it a big deal
This and Mamdani’s revocation of all EOs after Adams’s corrupt bargain are the template moving forward. No nibbling around the edges; total bulldozing.
Wow

The night before Spanberger’s inauguration

She’s cleared house at UVA

Top Youngkin appointees resign

Spanberger should be able to easily replace them given Dem trifecta

The former CIA officer asserting her control
January 17, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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ICE car was raided in Minneapolis,
documents were found that reveal their ENTIRE plan,
those involved,
judges, maps,
their immigrant targets plan of attack (yes they call them targets),
names,
numbers,
emails, hotels,
hotel phone numbers & more !

#ICE #MN #Minneapolis
January 15, 2026 at 5:29 AM
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i think the analytical frame is that Donald Trump's most preferred activity is rape and that the closer an act is to the act of rape the more he desires to perform it
im pretty unflappable but im struggling to even conjure up vocabulary that might be used to credibly analyze this
January 14, 2026 at 11:29 PM
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Feds cleared out from this road but left one vehicle.

It's been broken open.
January 15, 2026 at 4:15 AM
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oh so they were actually impersonating the FBI
January 15, 2026 at 4:40 AM
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These Klansmen in federal garbs are occupying a northern city and represent a total reversal of the Reconstruction’s own logic. These nazi scumbags see the chance to run around the black side of town to throw flashbangs at black children and to *shoot into a house*. Abolish ICE and hang them.
January 15, 2026 at 4:49 AM
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before I go to bed, I feel obliged to emphasize how tonight’s rampage in northern Minneapolis was, by no exaggeration, a glorified episode of klan night riding by federally deputized groypers. Yes, DHS always had these people but the difference now is that they’re in charge and with a $175B budget.
January 15, 2026 at 4:47 AM
dj ephixa and some other Canadian fellas made an EDM label named Monstercat, and I met one of the signed artists, Protostar, my sophomore year in college, in a Halo Online lobby, the illegal PC version of halo 3's multplayer
If you’re like 36+ years old you know what I’m talking about and it’s this. I am a Retvrn guy for this genre

youtu.be/NU75uz0b8EU?...
Lost Woods Dubstep Remix - Ephixa (Download at www.ephixa.com Zelda Step)
YouTube video by DjEphixa
youtu.be
January 13, 2026 at 5:48 AM
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One of my favorite longitudinal studies out of economic history was mapping the genealogical records of white civilians with pre and post-Civil War migrations and showing how each wave of white southern migration resulted in a significant rightward shift in the elections of the destination county.
January 12, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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This is literally what the Confederacy did within the United States. First with the defeat of reconstruction, then Jim Crow, and now with what is happening now. The failure to annihilate the Confederacy’s leadership and ideological foot soldiers, roots throughout the south allowed them to propagate.
January 12, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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What’s also insane is how the courts have spent years pretending this man is putting forth novel, considered theories of constitutional authority when, as demonstrated here, he is simply making decrees as if the Constitution didn’t exist and waiting for servile judges to validate them
TRUMP: CREDIT CARD COMPANIES WILL BE IN VIOLATION OF LAW IF THEY DON’T COMPLY BY JAN 20 ON INTEREST RATE CAP
January 12, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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"The freedom of individuals verbally to oppose or challenge police action without thereby risking arrest is one of the principal characteristics by which we distinguish a free nation from a police state."

—William J. Brennan Jr., joined by White, Blackmun, Stevens, & Marshall, Houston v. Hill, 1987
Q: "Do you believe that deadly force was necessary?"

Trump: "It was highly disrespectful of law enforcement. The woman and her friend were highly disrespectful of law enforcement…Law enforcement should not be in a position where they have to put up with this stuff."
January 12, 2026 at 3:26 AM
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They were probably going to cut anyway lmao
Destroying the entire independence of The Federal Reserve when you could just, ya know, wait four months speaks volumes to how much Trump hates America.
January 12, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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KO'ing everyone's 401k the week they started bragging about murdering citizens in the street on camera is the behavior of people who are on actual drugs. Not metaphorically, it's the behavior of people with underlying mental illness on uppers and steroids who are starting to feel cornered.
January 12, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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The DOJ is more than three weeks late in delivering the Epstein Files. In those three weeks:

- Trump declared himself acting President of Venezuela
- ICE murdered a woman in Minnesota
- Trump is preparing an invasion of a NATO ally
- Trump initiated a criminal investigation of Fed Chair Powell
January 12, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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I do not think anybody is prepared for how quickly and how thoroughly things we've taken for granted our whole lives could change
Look, you may think the Mail is probably exaggerating but the news side of Telegraph is legit: if Euros are considering this, there's smoke
European Union preparing sanctions on US companies if President Trump rejects EU proposal to deploy European military force to Greenland as an alternative to US control.-Telegraph
January 11, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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genuinely wish i could personally spit on any democratic senator that votes to do either of these things
Can we maybe stop appointing his judges and funding his government now
January 12, 2026 at 2:02 AM