Derek Hawkins
@wrytersblockdh.bsky.social
Failed writer. Long-suffering Beta reader/editor. Shenaniggator Extraordinaire.
My gress is con.
My combobulation is dis.
October 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
My gress is con.
Reposted by Derek Hawkins
You leaned to Speak The Ocean.
You dove deep to See The Depths.
Now it's time to... SEEK THE SHORE!
The final murderous mermaid book will drop 3/27! Preorder your copy today!
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You dove deep to See The Depths.
Now it's time to... SEEK THE SHORE!
The final murderous mermaid book will drop 3/27! Preorder your copy today!
rebeccaenzor.com/sto3-cover-a...
September 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
You leaned to Speak The Ocean.
You dove deep to See The Depths.
Now it's time to... SEEK THE SHORE!
The final murderous mermaid book will drop 3/27! Preorder your copy today!
rebeccaenzor.com/sto3-cover-a...
You dove deep to See The Depths.
Now it's time to... SEEK THE SHORE!
The final murderous mermaid book will drop 3/27! Preorder your copy today!
rebeccaenzor.com/sto3-cover-a...
Subtly downgrade a band:
KiloDeath
KiloDeath
Subtly downgrade a band:
Judas Seminarian.
Judas Seminarian.
Subtly downgrade a band:
Dinosaur III
Dinosaur III
September 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Subtly downgrade a band:
KiloDeath
KiloDeath
Subtly downgrade a band:
Prince Cobra (from King Cobra, a little more obscure mid-80s act, most notable for the title track to the 1986 movie "Iron Eagle")
Prince Cobra (from King Cobra, a little more obscure mid-80s act, most notable for the title track to the 1986 movie "Iron Eagle")
Subtly downgrade a band:
Dinosaur III
Dinosaur III
Def Bobcat
September 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Subtly downgrade a band:
Prince Cobra (from King Cobra, a little more obscure mid-80s act, most notable for the title track to the 1986 movie "Iron Eagle")
Prince Cobra (from King Cobra, a little more obscure mid-80s act, most notable for the title track to the 1986 movie "Iron Eagle")
10 of my favorite movies, no particular order. No context given. :P
- Dogma (1999)
- Casino Royal (2006)
- The Empire Strikes Back
- Better Off Dead (1985)
- My Cousin Vinnie
- The Final Countdown
- Mel Brooks' History Of The World (1981)
- Father Goose (1964)
- The Fifth Element
- Up In The Air
- Dogma (1999)
- Casino Royal (2006)
- The Empire Strikes Back
- Better Off Dead (1985)
- My Cousin Vinnie
- The Final Countdown
- Mel Brooks' History Of The World (1981)
- Father Goose (1964)
- The Fifth Element
- Up In The Air
#MOVIEsky
True cinephiles can't stop at 10.
Here's 10 of my 100 favorite movies, in no particular order:
• Muppet Christmas Carol
• Sound of Music
• Mary Poppins
• Victor/Victoria
• To Wong Foo...
• Peter's Friends
• Much Ado About Nothing
• Casablanca
• Pride and Prejudice ('95)
• Dracula ('79)
True cinephiles can't stop at 10.
Here's 10 of my 100 favorite movies, in no particular order:
• Muppet Christmas Carol
• Sound of Music
• Mary Poppins
• Victor/Victoria
• To Wong Foo...
• Peter's Friends
• Much Ado About Nothing
• Casablanca
• Pride and Prejudice ('95)
• Dracula ('79)
🎬 My top 10 favourite movies.
- The Sixth Sense
- Garden State
- The Big Lebowski
- V For Vendetta
- Apocalypse Now
- The Fountain
- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
- Mr. Nobody
- There Will Be Blood
- El Laberinto del Fauno
Special mention: The Matrix Reloaded. #MovieSky
- The Sixth Sense
- Garden State
- The Big Lebowski
- V For Vendetta
- Apocalypse Now
- The Fountain
- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
- Mr. Nobody
- There Will Be Blood
- El Laberinto del Fauno
Special mention: The Matrix Reloaded. #MovieSky
September 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
10 of my favorite movies, no particular order. No context given. :P
- Dogma (1999)
- Casino Royal (2006)
- The Empire Strikes Back
- Better Off Dead (1985)
- My Cousin Vinnie
- The Final Countdown
- Mel Brooks' History Of The World (1981)
- Father Goose (1964)
- The Fifth Element
- Up In The Air
- Dogma (1999)
- Casino Royal (2006)
- The Empire Strikes Back
- Better Off Dead (1985)
- My Cousin Vinnie
- The Final Countdown
- Mel Brooks' History Of The World (1981)
- Father Goose (1964)
- The Fifth Element
- Up In The Air
Smash 2 movies together to make a new movie
The Empire Strikes Back To The Future
The Empire Strikes Back To The Future
Smash 2 movies together to make a new movie
Vampire Clan of the Cave Bear
Vampire Clan of the Cave Bear
Smash 2 movies together to make a new movie
Peggy Sue Got Married to the Mob
Peggy Sue Got Married to the Mob
September 17, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Smash 2 movies together to make a new movie
The Empire Strikes Back To The Future
The Empire Strikes Back To The Future
Age verification:
Disney World only had two parks in Florida. And Epcot had only been open less than 60 days when I was there.
Disney World only had two parks in Florida. And Epcot had only been open less than 60 days when I was there.
Age verification: we dialed 4-1-1 on a rotary phone to get the weather.
Age verification: We had the huge ass yellow pages
September 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Age verification:
Disney World only had two parks in Florida. And Epcot had only been open less than 60 days when I was there.
Disney World only had two parks in Florida. And Epcot had only been open less than 60 days when I was there.
Better Off Dead
One Crazy Summer
Grosse Point Blank
One Crazy Summer
Grosse Point Blank
Build a trilogy out of 3 unrelated Films.
September 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Better Off Dead
One Crazy Summer
Grosse Point Blank
One Crazy Summer
Grosse Point Blank
Make a band singular:
Glenn Miller
Glenn Miller
Make a band singular:
Andrew's Sister
Andrew's Sister
Make a band singular:
The Pet Shop Boy.
The Pet Shop Boy.
September 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Make a band singular:
Glenn Miller
Glenn Miller
Make a band singular:
The Pet Shop Boy.
The Pet Shop Boy.
Make a band singular:
David Gilmour
David Gilmour
Make a band singular:
Man At Work
Man At Work
September 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Make a band singular:
The Pet Shop Boy.
The Pet Shop Boy.
Age verification?
You could buy vehicles without factory installed air conditioning. Same vehicle also came with a factory installed Am/Fm 8-track player.
You could buy vehicles without factory installed air conditioning. Same vehicle also came with a factory installed Am/Fm 8-track player.
Age verification?
You couldn’t use the phone and the internet at the same time
You couldn’t use the phone and the internet at the same time
Age verification?
The whole family shared one phone, it was plugged into the wall and there was no way of knowing who was calling when it rang.
The whole family shared one phone, it was plugged into the wall and there was no way of knowing who was calling when it rang.
September 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Age verification?
You could buy vehicles without factory installed air conditioning. Same vehicle also came with a factory installed Am/Fm 8-track player.
You could buy vehicles without factory installed air conditioning. Same vehicle also came with a factory installed Am/Fm 8-track player.
Slightly diminish a band…
BD-FD
BD-FD
Slightly diminish a band…
Bon Jovial
Bon Jovial
Slightly diminish a band…
Minivan Halen
Minivan Halen
September 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Slightly diminish a band…
BD-FD
BD-FD
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
September 3, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
Two things you never want to go cheap on because they will fail you when you most need them.
Bread & Toilet paper.
Bread & Toilet paper.
September 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Two things you never want to go cheap on because they will fail you when you most need them.
Bread & Toilet paper.
Bread & Toilet paper.
And that's price per taco. And even that is getting expensive.
August 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
And that's price per taco. And even that is getting expensive.
Descriptive text on earthquake imagery:
Fault text
Fault text
Descriptive text on Disney promotional imagery:
Walt text
Walt text
descriptive text on images of Whoppers candy: malt text
August 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Descriptive text on earthquake imagery:
Fault text
Fault text
@carriehelen13.bsky.social Damn. I really thought you were in town. So every time I've flashed thru LC I was no where near you.
August 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
@carriehelen13.bsky.social Damn. I really thought you were in town. So every time I've flashed thru LC I was no where near you.
@carriehelen13.bsky.social Damn. Hit me twice in one repost, why don't you? LOL
August 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
@carriehelen13.bsky.social Damn. Hit me twice in one repost, why don't you? LOL
Make a band food:
Smashing Pumpkin Pies
Smashing Pumpkin Pies
Make a band food:
Pancakes! At the Disco
Pancakes! At the Disco
Make a band food:
Bruce Stringbean and the E Street Band
Bruce Stringbean and the E Street Band
August 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Make a band food:
Smashing Pumpkin Pies
Smashing Pumpkin Pies
*LQQks pointedly in @cmdrsue.bsky.social 's direction*
IT'S THEM! THE 30-50 FERAL HOGS!
AS THE LEGENDS FORETOLD!
AS THE LEGENDS FORETOLD!
August 17, 2025 at 5:27 AM
*LQQks pointedly in @cmdrsue.bsky.social 's direction*
What gif pops up for your name?
no comment.
no comment.
August 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
What gif pops up for your name?
no comment.
no comment.
Reposted by Derek Hawkins
I clicked my tongue, nodded, and held open the door in the classic Midwestern gesture that said, “Leave before I get my shotgun.”
The stranger probably misinterpreted it because he was from the west coast where pointing at the open door meant, “Please come in and sit a spell.”
#Romance 📚
The stranger probably misinterpreted it because he was from the west coast where pointing at the open door meant, “Please come in and sit a spell.”
#Romance 📚
August 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I clicked my tongue, nodded, and held open the door in the classic Midwestern gesture that said, “Leave before I get my shotgun.”
The stranger probably misinterpreted it because he was from the west coast where pointing at the open door meant, “Please come in and sit a spell.”
#Romance 📚
The stranger probably misinterpreted it because he was from the west coast where pointing at the open door meant, “Please come in and sit a spell.”
#Romance 📚
Diminish a band name:
Echo & The Buggymen.
Echo & The Buggymen.
Diminish a band name:
Bob Seger and the Silver Mullet Band
Bob Seger and the Silver Mullet Band
Diminish a band name:
ZZ Bottom
ZZ Bottom
August 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Diminish a band name:
Echo & The Buggymen.
Echo & The Buggymen.
Diminish a band name:
Beagles
Beagles
Diminish a band name:
Bob Seger and the Silver Mullet Band
Bob Seger and the Silver Mullet Band
Diminish a band name:
ZZ Bottom
ZZ Bottom
August 13, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Diminish a band name:
Beagles
Beagles
Slightly diminish a band
The Beatless
The Beatless
Slightly diminish a band:
The J. Geils Ban
The J. Geils Ban
Slightly Diminish a Band:
Johnny Change
Johnny Change
August 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Slightly diminish a band
The Beatless
The Beatless