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Jessa
@writerjessa.bsky.social
Those who like my sort of thing will find me to be the sort of thing they like. Writer, reader, coffee addict, cat mom, crazy lady. She/her.
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THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent cattle I have met on walks.

You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
November 15, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Just realized I left my cat's insulin in my purse for the last 24 hours. Sigh. Now I have to throw it away and get a new bottle. Dummy!
November 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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I think most artists hit a point where they’re like, well if I can’t be the best artist, I shall be the most ME artist.
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
@demiurgent.bsky.social See?! No recipe but yummmm...
It’s a nasty wet day outside so I made tear and share apple fritter focaccia and oh wow oh wow. The hardest part (that I failed at) was letting the glaze harden before tearing into it.

Thanks to our focaccia cult leader @mostlybree.kitrocha.com for bringing us all along on this journey.
November 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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RE starbucks picket line--the relevant detail is "picket line, do not cross." Pass that along. Proclaiming that you are in no danger of doing so because you are too aesthetically pure to let Starbucks coffee pass your lips is...unhelpful and does not give the impression you perhaps imagine it does.
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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This is Carl. He was just woken up from a nap. Hopes for your sake the house is on fire. 12/10 (IG: grumpus.steve.carl)
November 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Today's hot take: I don't like soup, but I do like stews. Go figure.
November 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Watching 'Sane Inside Insanity: The Phenomenon of Rocky Horror' the unofficial 50th anniversary history documentary about well The RHPS, and it's brilliant as a mix of talking heads, archive footage and fan perspectives - interviews are pretty much everyone still around bar Tim C and R o' B.
November 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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So do I, space-born jellyfish, you ain’t special.
Also, very important:
November 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
To celebrate finding out how bad my cholesterol really is, I had cheesecake for lunch. I like to keep my doctor hopping.
November 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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My neighbors put up one of these type inflatables. I laugh everything I see it.
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Maximus Decimus Meridius Snuggles was never quite the same after he had past life regression therapy.
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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@arrantpedantry.com I curated this from Tumblr for you.
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
7 days until moving day! I'm heading to the apartment complex today for an update, to make sure the date's not being bumped again. If this keeps up, I'll be moving in the snow.
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
@markwarner.bsky.social Do not cave. It's being reported that you're on the list of senators considering it. Confirm or deny?
November 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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“Listen Barbara, I’ll be at my sister’s until you can get your shit together. Please don’t forget to water the plants.”
November 9, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Always read Tom Cox's alt texts.
THREAD. A collection of photos I have taken of scarecrows I have stumbled across during walks in the British countryside over the last fifteen years.
November 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Of *course* that's his name.
November 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Just a girl, standing in front of the internet, asking it once again to stop reposting entire threads. Just repost the first one, and let me decide if I wanna read the entire thing.
November 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
This isn't a weird checklist, it's an old checklist. And I've never done 3 of these. I've never done the boombox thing, never sent a postcard, and I used a map but got lost anyway.
I have never done (9) (it's anti-social), (13) (Blockbuster never operated in my country), or (20) (those things were *expensive*).

I am teh oldz.
November 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
If I had to eat that, I wouldn't want to live to 89.
For more than three decades, Marion Nestle has been telling people what to eat. She has always done her own thing and at age 89, Nestle is still going strong.

Find out what she eats — and avoids — in a typical day here: https://wapo.st/4ooStty
November 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM