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Will Canoe-Sick
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Associate Professor of English. he/him. I’m giving the internet one more shot.
My jacket needs a bigger pocket
January 5, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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January 5, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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all of this
all this is both foolish and unnecessary
January 4, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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For all that the media has spent years freaking out about what social media does to our brains, I don’t understand why there appears to be little effort to grapple with the fact that these chatbots are, for some not insignificant portion of the population, literally psychosis machines
January 4, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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on this sunday-est of sundays, syllabus-ing for a new term

you're not alone against the oligarch agenda of cognitive deskilling, data capture, surveillance, and bias:

we've got assignment ideas, memes, recommended readings, o' captain speeches, syllabus policies, and so much more against-a-i.com
AGAINST AI -
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January 4, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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I am struggling with what might be a generational experience. The gulf war was pretty politically formative for me. It’s not history so much as memory this time.

It is destabilizing to see almost the exact same gameplan but this time without the guardrails that at the time I took for granted.
January 3, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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One of the chief virtues of the book is that it’s nearly the only remaining form of media that isn’t constantly being interrupted by ads. Between the covers is the last place on earth where no one is trying to sell you shit, a place where you can still be a human being rather than a mark.
January 2, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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With mirth and laughter, let old wrinkles come.
January 3, 2026 at 1:56 AM
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staring contest
How else can professors prove "merit" besides SAT scores? Wrong answers only. I'll go first: ability to do sixth-grade geometry homework (two professors in my house fail)
January 2, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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Pie casts a spell on you
But you won't forget me
January 3, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Currently watching ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER. Sean Penn should get a lifetime achievement award for the worst haircuts in cinema
Might watch that new movie where Leo DiCaprio wears a stocking cap today
January 2, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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thinking about how my own teachers and professors are either nearing or at retirement age, weird to contemplate what happens to liberal arts education when very few people in the public school system remember what it even was
January 2, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Alien
Name a horror film that's actually scary
January 2, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Sunday scaries but for 2026
January 2, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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Jan 1: this is the year of new Me

Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
January 1, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Let’s see how many more executive orders we can overturn by the end of the decade
January 2, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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My 2026 resolution is to take things more personally. I learned this by reading Moby-Dick.
January 1, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Great
January 1, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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My niece, as Harry starts running to the tune of “It Had To Be You”: “I hope he gets run over by a car.”
I am showing my niece When Harry Met Sally for the first time.
January 1, 2026 at 4:30 AM
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I'm just staying home tonight,
getting lost in that hopeless little screen.

But I'm stubborn as those garbage bags that time cannot decay.

I'm junk, but I'm still holding up this little wild bouquet.

Democracy is coming

to the U.S.A.

- Leonard Cohen
January 1, 2026 at 4:29 AM
365 days is so many days
January 1, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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I hope you continue to be the thing that you are and want to be. I am a bear.
December 31, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Might watch that new movie where Leo DiCaprio wears a stocking cap today
December 31, 2025 at 5:37 PM
This one:
December 31, 2025 at 4:43 PM