Dr. Will Canoe-Sick
@willcanoesick.bsky.social
Associate Professor of English. he/him. I’m giving the internet one more shot.
Miniseries season
Name your fav season of TV
November 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Miniseries season
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This, and nobody seems to understand the basic fact that humanities departments are money MAKERS not money losers. They pay the same tuition to be in my class as they do in their STEM class but I make a lot less than that professor and I don't need any special equipment.
But it’s dumb simple math for the car dealers on the board: every foreign language professor is free tuition for three nursing students and no one thinks about whether that actually adds up.
November 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
This, and nobody seems to understand the basic fact that humanities departments are money MAKERS not money losers. They pay the same tuition to be in my class as they do in their STEM class but I make a lot less than that professor and I don't need any special equipment.
PREDATOR: BADLANDS starring Sissy Spacek, Martin Sheen, and The Predator
November 11, 2025 at 8:18 PM
PREDATOR: BADLANDS starring Sissy Spacek, Martin Sheen, and The Predator
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Really wish I had gotten a better shot of this but holding a phone that says “who else was just ‘following orders’?” up to a riot cop is hard as hell
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Really wish I had gotten a better shot of this but holding a phone that says “who else was just ‘following orders’?” up to a riot cop is hard as hell
The face-eating leopards said we could still vote on extending the healthcare subsidies in December
November 11, 2025 at 12:10 PM
The face-eating leopards said we could still vote on extending the healthcare subsidies in December
Dr Emma Woodhouse, handsome, clever, and rich, with a comfortable home and happy disposition, seemed to unite some of the best blessings of existence; and had lived nearly twenty-one years in the world with very little to distress or vex her. Then she saw that tree over there get struck by lightning
Surely it’s time for the mashup we’ve all been waiting for? Emma as Dr Frankenstein.
You can only pick one. I’m sorry.
Jane Austen or Mary Shelley
Jane Austen or Mary Shelley
November 11, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Dr Emma Woodhouse, handsome, clever, and rich, with a comfortable home and happy disposition, seemed to unite some of the best blessings of existence; and had lived nearly twenty-one years in the world with very little to distress or vex her. Then she saw that tree over there get struck by lightning
Ian MacKaye
Who would be your ideal but realistic democratic senate leader?
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Ian MacKaye
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Next foster dog we get, I want to name it Neil Young because I like Neil Young. Regardless of dog gender. Or Joan Cusack, again boy or girl.
My family is aware of this idea and assures me my plans will be thwarted. Alas.
My family is aware of this idea and assures me my plans will be thwarted. Alas.
November 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Next foster dog we get, I want to name it Neil Young because I like Neil Young. Regardless of dog gender. Or Joan Cusack, again boy or girl.
My family is aware of this idea and assures me my plans will be thwarted. Alas.
My family is aware of this idea and assures me my plans will be thwarted. Alas.
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We’re all trying to figure out who controls the democratic Senate caucus, because that person should resign.
I will not support the Republican bill that’s on the Senate floor because it fails to do anything of substance to fix America’s healthcare crisis.
November 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
We’re all trying to figure out who controls the democratic Senate caucus, because that person should resign.
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I want Oscar Isaac to play a different version of the Victor Frankenstein character every three years for the rest of his life
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I want Oscar Isaac to play a different version of the Victor Frankenstein character every three years for the rest of his life
So you’re saying I can have one marshmallow right now? -Eight Senate Democrats
November 10, 2025 at 12:46 PM
So you’re saying I can have one marshmallow right now? -Eight Senate Democrats
A group of 8 Democratic senators who withhold food and healthcare from their constituents is called a “Schumer”
November 10, 2025 at 12:29 PM
A group of 8 Democratic senators who withhold food and healthcare from their constituents is called a “Schumer”
Let’s elect more young people who care about other humans
November 10, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Let’s elect more young people who care about other humans
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It’s grimly funny that a political party that can’t really sell itself as anything but “not trump” is also constantly serving us trump, real you had one job energy
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 PM
It’s grimly funny that a political party that can’t really sell itself as anything but “not trump” is also constantly serving us trump, real you had one job energy
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remember tuesday? that was 86 years ago
November 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
remember tuesday? that was 86 years ago
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Above all else, the privileged always privilege their privileges.
November 10, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Above all else, the privileged always privilege their privileges.
Let them eat plane tickets
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Let them eat plane tickets
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Why has the government been closed at all if Senate Dems cave now? Didn't they say that they could not go along with throwing millions of people off health care?
What's materially changed? A *promise* is not action. ALSO fascists lie and I've been told by some Senate Dems that the GOP is fascist.
What's materially changed? A *promise* is not action. ALSO fascists lie and I've been told by some Senate Dems that the GOP is fascist.
November 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Why has the government been closed at all if Senate Dems cave now? Didn't they say that they could not go along with throwing millions of people off health care?
What's materially changed? A *promise* is not action. ALSO fascists lie and I've been told by some Senate Dems that the GOP is fascist.
What's materially changed? A *promise* is not action. ALSO fascists lie and I've been told by some Senate Dems that the GOP is fascist.
Chuck Schumer just bought some plane tickets I guess
November 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Chuck Schumer just bought some plane tickets I guess
GQ Recommends 30 Books Every Man Should Read an AI Summary of at Least Once in His Life
November 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
GQ Recommends 30 Books Every Man Should Read an AI Summary of at Least Once in His Life
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The grading crush that comes between midterm grading and final grading is the worst. It’s the one that totally screws me every time
November 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The grading crush that comes between midterm grading and final grading is the worst. It’s the one that totally screws me every time
If I was better at flatpicking I’d start a bluegrass band called The Wet Bandits
November 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
If I was better at flatpicking I’d start a bluegrass band called The Wet Bandits
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Dan aykroyd has given up on trying to get Coneheads 2 made and is now concentrating his efforts on Coneheads 3
November 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Dan aykroyd has given up on trying to get Coneheads 2 made and is now concentrating his efforts on Coneheads 3