Allyson 🌸
whimsicallyson.bsky.social
Allyson 🌸
@whimsicallyson.bsky.social
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two contradictory ideas that i hold in my head at the same time: 1) i think the threat to both SNAP recipients and federal workers is significant enough now that even bad deals are worth making to prevent further harm, and, 2) everyone who caves now should retire in shame
November 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."
October 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Not enough of you believe me right now, but "Rebuild The White House" is going to become one of the most popular slogans in American political history
October 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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We could feed, clothe, and house so many human beings.
OpenAI has pledged to spend $1 trillion in the next five years.
October 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Salvation Army seen feeding ICE today. For anyone who doesn't already know about their bigotry, here is more, No need to give them your money this Christmas, or ever.
It’s dinner time for the police. Appears to be pizza from a Salvation Army van.

Broadview’s “free speech” curfew starts soon, at 6pm.
October 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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1. More Americans work at the Cheesecake Factory than in the entire coal industry, and that won't change. It's because of automation, not snooty libs.

2. Coal energy is now more expensive than wind and solar.

3. So this means: higher energy prices, more pollution, no jobs benefit. Genius!
Energy Secretary Chris Wright on Fox: "We're announcing today expanded programs to help the American coal industry. We're helping it because for years it has been under assault. It was out of fashion with the chardonnay set in San Francisco, Boulder, and NYC ... coal just makes the world go round."
September 29, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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My view on all the LLM-powered code review processes I've seen: 90% of it is just creating text slop absolutely nobody reads.

Doing it yourself, before you push to GH, is fine. But making your co-workers interpret this noisy slop is wasting their time.
September 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Honestly it seems to me that one of the most important tasks for modern parents is raising their kids to be mostly offline normies
September 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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This is why it's important for you to remove source identifiers from links!!
September 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Every person who says "of course there are some uses for LLMs" should be forced to immediately list what those uses are, taking into account that:

a) they cannot be accurate and there is no way to make them accurate

b) they have been repeatedly shown to make users dumber and worse at their jobs
September 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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This one is only for Blueskyers of a certain age.
August 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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wait

does this mean

libraries are data centers?
August 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Every city in America should shut down its Main Street every weekend and play jazz and let you have a glass of wine
August 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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August 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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my new ai device will sit in a beer garden that backs onto a small river and drink three to five pints on a sunny late summer afternoon for you, leaving you free for more meetings and business calls
July 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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I’m getting to the age where I’m pretty sure everything is a scam. Unknown number? Scam. Facebook friend request? Scam. Movie over 90 minutes? Scam. Person being nice to me? Definitely a scam.
July 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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July 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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I like being a human being who makes decisions about this one wild and precious life I’ve been given, even when it is sometimes annoying or overwhelming. It is life and it is meant to be lived. I do not want robot-mommy-slave to do that for me. Thanks anyway though, ya freak.
Zuck of 2025 is telling Zuck of 2004 to hold his beer.
July 1, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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This is incredible
June 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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I’m not “tired at 8pm,” I’m the demon barber of sleep sleep
May 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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The new pope is younger than 13 members of the Senate Democratic caucus
May 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Congress is back from recess after the weekend. Will anyone file articles of impeachment for expelling a U.S. citizen who is 4 years old and also has cancer.
April 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Zelda Williams (the daughter of the great Robin Williams) sure had a lot to say about the “Studio Ghibli style” AI images that have been trending recently.

I think those people should read these posts and really think about what they’re doing.
March 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM