wheatles
banner
wheatles.bsky.social
wheatles
@wheatles.bsky.social
Woman of the people
Is House of Dynamite the most absurdly cast film of all time? Kaitlyn Dever from Booksmart has three lines. Prince Eric from live action little mermaid pops up in the last 15mins, as does the (always incredible) Renée Elise Goldberry. Every single minor role is someone absurdly over qualified.
November 15, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Welcome to New Vegas
New trailer for ‘Fallout’ S2 ☢️

Premiering December 17 on Prime Video
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Reposted by wheatles
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Reposted by wheatles
"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Reposted by wheatles
you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Reposted by wheatles
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Reposted by wheatles
This is what future celebrities were supposed to be, not politics streamers
November 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Reposted by wheatles
If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
June 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Reposted by wheatles
Great to see *checks notes* two time Emmy nominee Nick Mohammed finally breaking through.
November 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Reposted by wheatles
Joe's face when he saw Nick had voted for him. #CelebrityTraitors
a picture of ralph and lisa from the simpsons
ALT: a picture of ralph and lisa from the simpsons
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Reposted by wheatles
Australia has so much electricity from solar power that it is going to start offering free electricity to everyone for at least three hours during the day as the wholesale price of power goes negative

electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...
Australia has so much solar that it's offering everyone free electricity
Australia's extensive solar power penetration makes so much energy that the government wants to offer free electricity at peak hours.
electrek.co
November 6, 2025 at 4:58 AM
People surprised at how much 40-something women absolutely adore West End Girls need to remember that this population was primed for this by the 1995 release of You Oughta Know
November 5, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Reposted by wheatles
November 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Reposted by wheatles
good Reddit
November 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Reposted by wheatles
everyone automatically clacks these twice upon picking them up because deep down we all know we’re crabs
February 22, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Reposted by wheatles
What is the longest unbroken line in the UK? I think painted lines on the inside of a motorway might be a good shout. Can anyone do better? It has to be human made.
November 2, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Reposted by wheatles
What do you mean you dressed up as the “come on grandma let’s get you to bed” meme for Halloween?
November 2, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Reposted by wheatles
I dunno lads but maybe we shouldn't have, like, three companies provide the backbone for the entire internet
October 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Reposted by wheatles
'The "uncle" who Frodo said got rich by adventuring with Dwarves is actually a distant cousin, he clarified on Monday.' - Lobelia Sackville-Baggins, The Shire Post
October 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Being in your 40s is singing David Guetta's Titanium to yourself, except with the word Magnesium, as you brush your teeth to go to bed at 8.43pm
October 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Reposted by wheatles
October 25, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Reposted by wheatles
betamax is back - as a laser disc
October 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Reposted by wheatles
October 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Reposted by wheatles
this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM