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Me, showing my sister and BIL how easily a wine key (aka simple corkscrew) works: "See? It's a fulcrum."
My sister, mocking me: "IT'S A FULCRUM!"
December 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Bari Weiss’ two accomplishments so far are hosting an interview that she desperately wanted people to watch (but they didn’t) and trying to spike a news story that she desperately wanted nobody to watch (but they did)
December 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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HE JUST HIGH-FIVED ME
December 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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IT FINALLY HAPPENED I AM ON A PLANE WITH A BABY WHO SAYS “HI” TO EVERYONE AS HE GOES DOWN THE AISLE
December 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Every time a bowl game takes place in the Dallas Cowboys practice facility, like the Frisco Bowl, I’m reminded that, bafflingly, this iconic fight happened outside that space.
December 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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He isn't "losing" this money. This is called "paying tax like a responsible citizen and not hiding your money offshore" and we need to start recognising and applauding it.
December 24, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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“You could just tell something was off about them” sounds a little too close to “the victims were idiots for not seeing what I saw” so try and stop saying that whenever someone you found annoying on TV turns out to be a sex pervert.
December 24, 2025 at 10:17 AM
You guys my sister got a new puppy and literally every picture of her is her looking like some kind of doofy Muppet and I am obsessed
December 24, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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[first day as a shepherd]

boss: where are you going?

me: [pointing] star

boss: what? why

me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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CHOTINER: and when you're in water you

PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.

CHOTINER: And this is because

PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish

CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example

PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
December 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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It's important to note for the consultant people: Kat is tied for first place, she's raised more money in this race than anyone else, and she hasn't used Twitter in months.

It's a website filled with racist AI snuff films and it's rigged against you specifically. There's no good reason to use it.
This has always been a Bluesky-first campaign. But as of today, we will no longer be using Twitter. At all.

And I'm calling on other candidates to follow suit.
December 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Just watched the new avatar and I have to ask - why would any filmmaker WANT to use HFR? SO fucking jarring when the movie switches to soap opera mode for a scene and then switches back to "actually looking good". Just a baffling, baffling choice
December 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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MICHAEL JACKSON: (whispers in Jeffrey Epstein’s ear)
JEFFREY EPSTEIN: Yikes!!!
December 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Tell me you don't see it
December 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality.

And trans lives are grounded in reality.

We see y'all. No matter what.

www.popsci.com/science/tran...
First-of-a-kind study shows encouraging data for trans kids who socially transition
Ninety-four percent of participants in a new study stood firm in their trans identity after five years, and "detransitioning" is rare.
www.popsci.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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This administration has been like if Christian Rock became president and Christian Movies became vice president and they’re always on tv shouting CHRISTIAN ROCK IS BIGGER, BETTER and more POPULAR than REGULAR ROCK! THIS IS MAINSTREAM CULTURE NOW! and it just keeps being not true but they won’t stop.
December 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.

All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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they should build the whole plane out of airplane peanuts
December 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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I asked ESPN Research and they asked Elias Sports Bureau and they looked back as far as they could (to 1978) and it would appear Jalen Hurts is the first player to ever commit two turnovers in one play. Isn't history beautiful?
December 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Chiefs refused to dump Butker after his weird commencement speech and they have since lost the Superbowl and are very likely to miss the playoffs now. Coincidence?
Their reign of terror is officially over.

With a 20-10 loss to the Houston #Texans, the Kansas City #Chiefs have been mathematically eliminated from winning the AFC West. They have fallen to 6-7, are barely hanging on in the AFC Playoff picture, and now trail the Denver #Broncos by 5 games... #NFL
The Kansas City Chiefs have been mathematically eliminated from winning the AFC West
Their reign of terror is officially over. With a 20-10...
nflspy.com
December 8, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I blocked Yashar on Twitter after his weird towel thing, somehow managed to avoid his nonsense on here until you all started fucking reposting him into my timeline. I miss the days of "block, don't dunk" on here.
December 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Zonker’s nephew in Doonesbury lookin ass
December 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
FFS Google the pre-AI "Google Assistant" was kinda dumb but mostly worked ok. If I asked it to turn everything off it wouldn't *turn off my fucking furnace" just because the smart thermostat is also linked to Google home. Which is what Gemini just did
December 1, 2025 at 3:47 AM