Walan (the w is silent)
@walan.bsky.social
2004 Punxsutawney Area High School Groundhog King currently reigning over Pittsburgh. Father, husband, bi, maybe neurodivergent, definitely exhausted.
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low polyamory
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
low polyamory
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
Has this one been done yet
November 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Has this one been done yet
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bluesky branding refresh unveiled
November 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
bluesky branding refresh unveiled
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
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This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This is what they took from you
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"Mr. Potato Head" by Jim Davis* and Brett Koth, 2001-2003
July 19th, 2001 as seen in the Knoxville News-Sentinel
*Yes, that one.
July 19th, 2001 as seen in the Knoxville News-Sentinel
*Yes, that one.
November 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
"Mr. Potato Head" by Jim Davis* and Brett Koth, 2001-2003
July 19th, 2001 as seen in the Knoxville News-Sentinel
*Yes, that one.
July 19th, 2001 as seen in the Knoxville News-Sentinel
*Yes, that one.
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
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I AM WHOLE GRAIN JUSTICE
I AM THE STARCH KNIGHT
I AM BREADMAN
I AM THE STARCH KNIGHT
I AM BREADMAN
November 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I AM WHOLE GRAIN JUSTICE
I AM THE STARCH KNIGHT
I AM BREADMAN
I AM THE STARCH KNIGHT
I AM BREADMAN
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Cartoon Network | Invasion of the Bunny Snatchers | June 3, 2000; 2:00am
November 1, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Cartoon Network | Invasion of the Bunny Snatchers | June 3, 2000; 2:00am
Greetings, citizens of Bluesky! Are you getting enough oxygen?
November 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Greetings, citizens of Bluesky! Are you getting enough oxygen?
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Soooo uh you working sex or hardly sexing Im sorry I dont know how this works
October 31, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Soooo uh you working sex or hardly sexing Im sorry I dont know how this works
Hello? Yes, operator? Put me through to the Animal Talking guy, it's important!
October 30, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Hello? Yes, operator? Put me through to the Animal Talking guy, it's important!
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animal crossing community:
a woman in a red dress is standing behind a glass block
Alt: mariah carey defrosting
media.tenor.com
October 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
animal crossing community:
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i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
Did that fuckin Halo Theme guy even do anything else besides the Halo Theme? Fucking One-Hit-Wonder Dean Cain-ass motherfucker
October 29, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Did that fuckin Halo Theme guy even do anything else besides the Halo Theme? Fucking One-Hit-Wonder Dean Cain-ass motherfucker
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QC on The Ultraman is going we- yo is that Dr. Steve Brule?
October 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
QC on The Ultraman is going we- yo is that Dr. Steve Brule?
My very first attempt at Through The Fire And Flames on expert and it went about as well as you'd expect
October 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
My very first attempt at Through The Fire And Flames on expert and it went about as well as you'd expect
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Are You Afraid of the Dark? - Nick Knacks Episode #108
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aer8...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aer8...
Are You Afraid of the Dark? - Nick Knacks Episode #108
YouTube video by Pop Arena
www.youtube.com
October 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Are You Afraid of the Dark? - Nick Knacks Episode #108
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aer8...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aer8...
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Allan likes Cena's Penis
October 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Allan likes Cena's Penis
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Viewer beware — you’re in for a scare…
DVD Challenge #15 - Resident Evil 2
pastebin.com/raw/tQZ8mHW5
Suffer, like G did. Happy Halloween!
DVD Challenge #15 - Resident Evil 2
pastebin.com/raw/tQZ8mHW5
Suffer, like G did. Happy Halloween!
October 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Viewer beware — you’re in for a scare…
DVD Challenge #15 - Resident Evil 2
pastebin.com/raw/tQZ8mHW5
Suffer, like G did. Happy Halloween!
DVD Challenge #15 - Resident Evil 2
pastebin.com/raw/tQZ8mHW5
Suffer, like G did. Happy Halloween!
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Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in
October 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in