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Walan (the w is silent)
@walan.bsky.social
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2004 Punxsutawney Area High School Groundhog King currently reigning over Pittsburgh. Father, husband, bi, maybe neurodivergent, definitely exhausted.
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Has this one been done yet
PEPSI for TV-GAME from Pepsiman (PS1) in the Zohran campaign generator PEPSI for PIZZA from Pepsiman (PS1) in the Zohran campaign generator
November 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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I AM WHOLE GRAIN JUSTICE
I AM THE STARCH KNIGHT
I AM BREADMAN
A huge mural of Batman made out of bread.
November 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Greetings, citizens of Bluesky! Are you getting enough oxygen?
My Halloween costume this year: Space Ghost. (This is the first and last time I'm wearing a damn morphsuit...)
November 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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My very first attempt at Through The Fire And Flames on expert and it went about as well as you'd expect
A screenshot from Rock Band 3 Deluxe where I scored a 58.73% on Dragonforce's 'Through The Fire And Flames' on Expert Guitar. Two stars out of five, 78,963 points. Also I've been drinking but I really don't think I'd have done any better sober
October 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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He could've saved BooBooKitty.
BooBooKitty floats slowly towards Space Ghost's interplanetary monument to the safety pin.
October 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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facebook ads like "hey we know you want this shit you 'tistic queer bastard"
A Sonic themed Hawaiian shirt that features a pattern based on the Sonic 1 special stage which I would get but 1) it has a sprite of Sonic outside of ball form which doesn't happen in the special stage and 2) it's clearly the Sonic 3 sprite, not the Sonic 1 sprite and- oh jesus christ facebook is right about me
October 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Attention Smash Bros nerds: the extensive and polished Brawl mod Super Smash Rex dropped it's "Version 0" last night and it's a thing to behold. Download it for emulator and real Wii hardware here: www.rexbuild.site/index
The Smash Bros Rex character select screen featuring honestly way too many names for me to put in this alt text space Screenshot from Rex featuring Rock Howard, Squall, Sceptile, and Sol Badguy Screenshot from Rex featuring Incineroar, Shovel Knight, Kumatora, and Primid Screenshot from Rex featuring Master Chief, Dragon King, and Dark Samus
October 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Let's all leave here and jump on fettuccinelife
Post from 'The Peppermint Dipshit': fetlife is NOT a site for people whose lives revolve around fettuccine
October 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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One of those guys I'm glad is still out there doing his thing after years and years is Smooth McGroove. Keep on booping and baping, buddy
A thumbnail from a capella singer Smooth McGroove's latest video, uploaded in September 2025.
September 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Here's what you've been waiting all night for, Bluesky: I exercised this morning and here's a vain selfie
A bald, middle-aged white guy's post workout selfie but really Alan now's not the time for this read the goddamn room
August 30, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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August 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Some yinz need this
Shoe Eraser sitting on a shelf, but angled so it says Hoe Eraser. I'm not very funny please bear with me
August 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Like a ray of light in the darkness, salvation
That food truck with the really good eggrolls is back
August 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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RIP Ryne Sandberg, who I admit I only knew from the cover of Bases Loaded
The box art for Jaleco's Bases Loaded 3 for the NES, featuring Ryne Sandberg. The box art for Jaleco's Super Bases Loaded for the SNES, featuring Ryne Sandberg.
July 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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According to my bsky feed, you should make a human spine next
June 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Let Harry Partridge have it.
And the prom's TOMORROW!
June 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Shout out to the guy walking around in the store with an OnlyFans branded tote bag. I had no clue if you subbed to enough egirls they'd send you a bag like NPR
A man in an orange shirt with a ponytail stands in line at a fish market. He has a tan and blue tote bag with the OnlyFans logo stitched on it. This post is going to draw so many fucking bots to me I just know it
June 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Happy Father's Day, my daughter drew me and her splatted like in Deltarune
A digital drawing of a bald blue man with glasses, a red shirt, and jeans with a girl with purple / indigo hair, a black shirt, and leggings laying face down on the ground. A smaller inlay screenshot of Kris and Ralsei from Deltarune in the same post is in the corner as well as a drawn heart and the message 'lol'
June 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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The Deltarune experience:
A Screencap from Futurama. Dr. Zoidberg, in the middle of surgery, states, "So, this is how it starts. First with the jokes, then comes the heavy stuff."
June 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Deltarune tomorrow. Time to bring this meme back.
Susie and Kris are standing on some rubble with some French JRPG people. Susie says in a Deltarune text box *KRIS WHERE ZEE FUCK ARE WE OH HOH HOH
June 3, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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I buried Saul
A t-shirt in Pittsburgh's Strip District. It's a parody of The Beatles' Abbey Road cover featuring the racing pierogies that run during the inning breaks of Pirates games. In 1966, Sauerkraut Saul died in a car accident and the other members, Oliver Onion, Cheese Chester, and Jalapeño Hannah, replace him with a look-alike, hiding clues to Saul's death in their body of work.
June 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Sorry, I can't get out of bed today. Blame Riskers.
A calico named Riskers, in a rare event, is laying down on my stomach. She's also making biscuits on my bare chest. Ow. A calico named Riskers, in a rare event, is laying down on my stomach. She's also making biscuits on my bare chest. Ow.
May 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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May 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Trying to take a vain selfie with a suit on when WHO has to be at the steps judging me
Picture of the poster in a pinstriped suit with a green tie and matching pocket square. In the background, an orange and white 16-year-old cat named Grizzle sits at the top of a staircase. "Look at this motherfucker. His half-Windsor looks like shit, he can't fold a pocket square correctly, and the color doesn't even match his complexion! Go watch Queer Eye and take notes, douche!"
May 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM