Zack Calhoon
@visiblesoul.bsky.social
Actor/Writer/Runner
AGENT: Bramante Artists
MANAGEMENT: Maude Kaplan Management
AGENT: Bramante Artists
MANAGEMENT: Maude Kaplan Management
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I cannot tell a lie--this was fun to write. (Please note that it was conceived, written, edited, and closed well before recent events involving the mizzdeedzz of zzertain journalizzts.) www.nytimes.com/2025/11/24/t...
How to Get Revenge
www.nytimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I cannot tell a lie--this was fun to write. (Please note that it was conceived, written, edited, and closed well before recent events involving the mizzdeedzz of zzertain journalizzts.) www.nytimes.com/2025/11/24/t...
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There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust
November 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust
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If you ever come upon an ancient tome and the only words on the cover you can decipher are variations of "evil" and "beware," open that bad boy up to any page and start reading whatever text you find aloud. What's the worst that can happen?
October 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
If you ever come upon an ancient tome and the only words on the cover you can decipher are variations of "evil" and "beware," open that bad boy up to any page and start reading whatever text you find aloud. What's the worst that can happen?
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The year is 2025. The rarest skill in the world is acting normal for like 15 minutes. For me of course it's effortless
October 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
The year is 2025. The rarest skill in the world is acting normal for like 15 minutes. For me of course it's effortless
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
October 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
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The funny thing about the invention of the wheel is the guy who invented it died penniless. It wasn't until much much later that pennies were invented
October 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The funny thing about the invention of the wheel is the guy who invented it died penniless. It wasn't until much much later that pennies were invented
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saw a lady walking in to target, tears on her face, a giant plastic skeleton in each arm. there’s a story there
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
saw a lady walking in to target, tears on her face, a giant plastic skeleton in each arm. there’s a story there
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Ultimately, each one of us must decide for ourselves what is too fast or too furious
October 30, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Ultimately, each one of us must decide for ourselves what is too fast or too furious
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Cookie Monster’s date: Can we talk about something else
October 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Cookie Monster’s date: Can we talk about something else
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centrists will tell you to your face that we all need to abandon identity issues, and focus on kitchen table issues instead and yet when a leftist candidate runs a generational campaign based on kitchen table issues, it's the centrists weaponizing identity politics to smear the leftist.
October 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
centrists will tell you to your face that we all need to abandon identity issues, and focus on kitchen table issues instead and yet when a leftist candidate runs a generational campaign based on kitchen table issues, it's the centrists weaponizing identity politics to smear the leftist.
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The competition for dumbest comment ever is fierce tonight.
October 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The competition for dumbest comment ever is fierce tonight.
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Somewhere along the line, somebody conflated competence with elitism and we’re paying a terrible price for it.
October 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Somewhere along the line, somebody conflated competence with elitism and we’re paying a terrible price for it.
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I truly can’t imagine the person I would be, the art I would’ve made, the choices I might’ve made, the wide-open vistas that might exist in my brain if the constant anxious horror of the last 10 years in America wasn’t just 24/7 squatting its horrible carcass on every cell of it.
October 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I truly can’t imagine the person I would be, the art I would’ve made, the choices I might’ve made, the wide-open vistas that might exist in my brain if the constant anxious horror of the last 10 years in America wasn’t just 24/7 squatting its horrible carcass on every cell of it.
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The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater
October 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater
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those White House demolition photos look real rough
October 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
those White House demolition photos look real rough
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It was the what of times.
It was the the fuck of times.
It was the the fuck of times.
October 21, 2025 at 6:02 AM
It was the what of times.
It was the the fuck of times.
It was the the fuck of times.
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Terribly sad news about one of the greats. Diane Keaton has died at 79.
people.com/diane-keaton...
people.com/diane-keaton...
Diane Keaton, Famed for Roles in 'Father of the Bride,' 'First Wives Club' and More, Dies at 79 (Exclusive)
Diane Keaton has died at age 79. Keaton was best known for roles in movies like 'Annie Hall,' 'The First Wives Club,' 'Something's Gotta Give' and 'The Godfather.'
people.com
October 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Terribly sad news about one of the greats. Diane Keaton has died at 79.
people.com/diane-keaton...
people.com/diane-keaton...
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Hey man I get what you're saying but what if you were saying something different
October 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Hey man I get what you're saying but what if you were saying something different
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Oh dang. This is an excellent analogy.
October 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Oh dang. This is an excellent analogy.
Evergreen post
Everything is so stupid
September 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Evergreen post
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Maybe we’re in such a hellhole because the angry young men (and women) are starting podcasts instead of bands.
September 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Maybe we’re in such a hellhole because the angry young men (and women) are starting podcasts instead of bands.
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