Clarence
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Presented without comment. I just want everyone here to know.
I want you to know what you're looking at the next time you see this guy being interviewed or RTed by an Abundance bro.
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I want you to know what you're looking at the next time you see this guy being interviewed or RTed by an Abundance bro.
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February 2, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Presented without comment. I just want everyone here to know.
I want you to know what you're looking at the next time you see this guy being interviewed or RTed by an Abundance bro.
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I want you to know what you're looking at the next time you see this guy being interviewed or RTed by an Abundance bro.
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"I see you decided not to be an inverted full back in our last game... Interesting... Oh, this? Yes, that is you & your family out for dinner last week... Don't worry about that for now... Just, make sure you invert next time, or, well, you know..."
February 3, 2026 at 1:37 PM
"I see you decided not to be an inverted full back in our last game... Interesting... Oh, this? Yes, that is you & your family out for dinner last week... Don't worry about that for now... Just, make sure you invert next time, or, well, you know..."
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Literally everyone, including CM Punk, for ~15 years: "The beauty of the 'pipebomb' promo is that it never actually exposes the business."
Roman Reigns to Punk in his "pipebomb" promo: "You made my life harder by telling everyone you were ordered to make me look good in a fake wrestling match."
Roman Reigns to Punk in his "pipebomb" promo: "You made my life harder by telling everyone you were ordered to make me look good in a fake wrestling match."
February 3, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Literally everyone, including CM Punk, for ~15 years: "The beauty of the 'pipebomb' promo is that it never actually exposes the business."
Roman Reigns to Punk in his "pipebomb" promo: "You made my life harder by telling everyone you were ordered to make me look good in a fake wrestling match."
Roman Reigns to Punk in his "pipebomb" promo: "You made my life harder by telling everyone you were ordered to make me look good in a fake wrestling match."
Other observations:
-Someone hateful catches strays despite the article having nothing to do with him
-Atalanta will be a nasty CL opponent. (I don’t mean nasty as a pejorative. It’s every team’s job to make it difficult to play against them. You get nothing for being Brian McDermott’s Reading)
-Someone hateful catches strays despite the article having nothing to do with him
-Atalanta will be a nasty CL opponent. (I don’t mean nasty as a pejorative. It’s every team’s job to make it difficult to play against them. You get nothing for being Brian McDermott’s Reading)
February 3, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Other observations:
-Someone hateful catches strays despite the article having nothing to do with him
-Atalanta will be a nasty CL opponent. (I don’t mean nasty as a pejorative. It’s every team’s job to make it difficult to play against them. You get nothing for being Brian McDermott’s Reading)
-Someone hateful catches strays despite the article having nothing to do with him
-Atalanta will be a nasty CL opponent. (I don’t mean nasty as a pejorative. It’s every team’s job to make it difficult to play against them. You get nothing for being Brian McDermott’s Reading)
Really good article on Cesc, the job he’s doing at Como, the influences of the coaches he played under, and a nice bit of PR around his adherence to a playing style dictated by ownership which will impress future employers.
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Frustration for Como but Fàbregas’s side have one of strongest identities in Serie A | Nicky Bandini
There were tears after Como’s nonsensical draw with Atalanta but this young possession-based team is heading places
www.theguardian.com
February 3, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Really good article on Cesc, the job he’s doing at Como, the influences of the coaches he played under, and a nice bit of PR around his adherence to a playing style dictated by ownership which will impress future employers.
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
I think there's an exception for Havertz, as he's still working back from injury and needs his minutes managing, especially in light of the Merino injury removing an option in 2 positions for the foreseeable. 45, 60, 25 seems a reasonable 'phased return to work' for Havertz across a 7 day period.
February 3, 2026 at 8:24 AM
I think there's an exception for Havertz, as he's still working back from injury and needs his minutes managing, especially in light of the Merino injury removing an option in 2 positions for the foreseeable. 45, 60, 25 seems a reasonable 'phased return to work' for Havertz across a 7 day period.
We may get Ben White in for Timber, but everything else will be as strong as possible.
Hope to see cameos off the bench for Eze, Havertz, Jesus, and then he'll probably sub the FBs during the final 10 minutes.
Hope to see cameos off the bench for Eze, Havertz, Jesus, and then he'll probably sub the FBs during the final 10 minutes.
February 3, 2026 at 8:17 AM
We may get Ben White in for Timber, but everything else will be as strong as possible.
Hope to see cameos off the bench for Eze, Havertz, Jesus, and then he'll probably sub the FBs during the final 10 minutes.
Hope to see cameos off the bench for Eze, Havertz, Jesus, and then he'll probably sub the FBs during the final 10 minutes.
Track 3 legit sounds like someone talking shit to nobody in particular, at 4am at an Afters, in the cadence of Baz Luhrmann - Sunscreen, while a slowed-down instrumental of Dance Yrself Clean plays in the background.
This absolutely should not work...but it kinda does?
This absolutely should not work...but it kinda does?
February 2, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Track 3 legit sounds like someone talking shit to nobody in particular, at 4am at an Afters, in the cadence of Baz Luhrmann - Sunscreen, while a slowed-down instrumental of Dance Yrself Clean plays in the background.
This absolutely should not work...but it kinda does?
This absolutely should not work...but it kinda does?
What was that? You wanted a Hayley Williams fronted melancholic shoegazey project, sounding nothing like Paramore, but equally influenced by the sounds of 1991 and 2012?
Well, I guess you've got two wishes left, pal. Make em count.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7XL...
Well, I guess you've got two wishes left, pal. Make em count.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7XL...
Power Snatch - EP1 (Full EP)
YouTube video by Paramore Live Albums
www.youtube.com
February 2, 2026 at 9:21 PM
What was that? You wanted a Hayley Williams fronted melancholic shoegazey project, sounding nothing like Paramore, but equally influenced by the sounds of 1991 and 2012?
Well, I guess you've got two wishes left, pal. Make em count.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7XL...
Well, I guess you've got two wishes left, pal. Make em count.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7XL...
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Very easy to be very critical of Palace for signing Strand Larsen. But when they lost Marc Guehi that took 0.10 npxG per 90 PL minutes out of that team.
In signing Strand Larsen they've put 0.09 npxG of that back in.
In signing Strand Larsen they've put 0.09 npxG of that back in.
February 2, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Very easy to be very critical of Palace for signing Strand Larsen. But when they lost Marc Guehi that took 0.10 npxG per 90 PL minutes out of that team.
In signing Strand Larsen they've put 0.09 npxG of that back in.
In signing Strand Larsen they've put 0.09 npxG of that back in.
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First sentence: "Wait, when did he grow a moral compass?"
Second sentence: "Ah okay"
Second sentence: "Ah okay"
Cristiano Ronaldo missed Al Nassr’s league match against Al Riyadh as part of a reported protest against the Saudi Arabian Public Investment Fund PIF.
Ronaldo reportedly believes PIF is not investing in Al Nassr at the same level as its other clubs Al Ahli, Al Ittihad and Al
Ronaldo reportedly believes PIF is not investing in Al Nassr at the same level as its other clubs Al Ahli, Al Ittihad and Al
February 2, 2026 at 5:58 PM
First sentence: "Wait, when did he grow a moral compass?"
Second sentence: "Ah okay"
Second sentence: "Ah okay"
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I'm obviously against all of this automation bollocks, but isn't all of this trained on American roads, i.e., where jaywalking is illegal? I think these cars will autonomously set themselves on fire after having to deal with the way Londoners cross the road.
Self-driving taxis are coming to London – should we be worried? | Jack Stilgoe
Self-driving taxis are coming to London – should we be worried? | Jack Stilgoe
Waymo’s cars were first rolled out in San Francisco, but the English capital’s old roads, pelican crossings and jaywalkers may pose issues for AI, says science and technology professor Jack Stilgoe
www.theguardian.com
February 2, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I'm obviously against all of this automation bollocks, but isn't all of this trained on American roads, i.e., where jaywalking is illegal? I think these cars will autonomously set themselves on fire after having to deal with the way Londoners cross the road.
Walk with me here for a second. Maybe we don’t address the new hole in CM. Maybe we capitalise on a different market opportunity.
Cheeky £20m bid for Mateta and his cabbaged knee. If he wins us 2 trophies this season, I feel it’s worth it.
Reminder that we once signed a bloke with a broken back.
Cheeky £20m bid for Mateta and his cabbaged knee. If he wins us 2 trophies this season, I feel it’s worth it.
Reminder that we once signed a bloke with a broken back.
February 2, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Walk with me here for a second. Maybe we don’t address the new hole in CM. Maybe we capitalise on a different market opportunity.
Cheeky £20m bid for Mateta and his cabbaged knee. If he wins us 2 trophies this season, I feel it’s worth it.
Reminder that we once signed a bloke with a broken back.
Cheeky £20m bid for Mateta and his cabbaged knee. If he wins us 2 trophies this season, I feel it’s worth it.
Reminder that we once signed a bloke with a broken back.
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just a bunch of lads being lads
White hat Mexican investigators and/or FBI agents were straight up having to fight off Sicario-esque border war black ops, shooting American agents dispatched by the C👁️A, NSA, or State Dep’t to PROTECT THE FUCKIN EPSTEIN NETWORK & you’ll prob never see this reported in the media
February 2, 2026 at 4:26 PM
just a bunch of lads being lads
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the reaction to the epstein files is like george bush releasing a video on 9/11 saying "yeah it was me, jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams lol" and the press and right wing people online being like "well, it's complicated"
February 2, 2026 at 4:29 PM
the reaction to the epstein files is like george bush releasing a video on 9/11 saying "yeah it was me, jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams lol" and the press and right wing people online being like "well, it's complicated"
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“The people don’t want us to win”
M888, rest assured that everyone who doesn’t support Arsenal wants you to win. Every single one…because if Man City win anything, nobody actually cares.
M888, rest assured that everyone who doesn’t support Arsenal wants you to win. Every single one…because if Man City win anything, nobody actually cares.
Rodri's post match interview after the match against Spurs- "It's a clear foul, they don't want us to win"
Credit- StanSport
Credit- StanSport
February 2, 2026 at 9:49 AM
“The people don’t want us to win”
M888, rest assured that everyone who doesn’t support Arsenal wants you to win. Every single one…because if Man City win anything, nobody actually cares.
M888, rest assured that everyone who doesn’t support Arsenal wants you to win. Every single one…because if Man City win anything, nobody actually cares.
Epstein evidently not a fan of Gary Neville…
February 2, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Epstein evidently not a fan of Gary Neville…
Given how the manager uses players, there’s no point bringing in A Warm Body to make up the numbers.
However, if there’s a chance to bring forward something we’ve already explored for summer, we have to do it. There’s trophies at stake. Berta can flip them in 12-18 months like he would at Atletico
However, if there’s a chance to bring forward something we’ve already explored for summer, we have to do it. There’s trophies at stake. Berta can flip them in 12-18 months like he would at Atletico
February 2, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Given how the manager uses players, there’s no point bringing in A Warm Body to make up the numbers.
However, if there’s a chance to bring forward something we’ve already explored for summer, we have to do it. There’s trophies at stake. Berta can flip them in 12-18 months like he would at Atletico
However, if there’s a chance to bring forward something we’ve already explored for summer, we have to do it. There’s trophies at stake. Berta can flip them in 12-18 months like he would at Atletico
We have 18-28 games remaining this season. There’s also a couple of pointless internationals where our best players will be flogged. The Merino injury leaves us light and exposes others to increased risk of injury. Plus we don’t know how long Saka will be out for, or what version of him comes back.
February 2, 2026 at 9:11 AM
We have 18-28 games remaining this season. There’s also a couple of pointless internationals where our best players will be flogged. The Merino injury leaves us light and exposes others to increased risk of injury. Plus we don’t know how long Saka will be out for, or what version of him comes back.
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have they checked longhorn steakhouse
Kazuchika Okada's Bag With AEW International Title Was Lost
Kazuchika Okada Bag Lost - Fightful | WWE News, AEW News, Pro Wrestling Backstage News
Details on Kazuchika Okada losing his bag.
www.fightful.com
February 2, 2026 at 12:46 AM
have they checked longhorn steakhouse
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Darby Allin talking about "I won the war with the Death Riders!" I mean they still exist, prominently, and you’re still in exactly the same spot but huge dub, bud, sure.
February 2, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Darby Allin talking about "I won the war with the Death Riders!" I mean they still exist, prominently, and you’re still in exactly the same spot but huge dub, bud, sure.
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Arsene back at the Emirates 🥹 https://redd.it/1qtb184
u/HoofW on /r/gunners
Arsene back at the Emirates 🥹
redd.it
February 2, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Arsene back at the Emirates 🥹 https://redd.it/1qtb184
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Hoooooly shit. Epstein's private jet was previously owned by the CIA and was used to for extraordinary rendition to Guantanamo.
February 1, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Hoooooly shit. Epstein's private jet was previously owned by the CIA and was used to for extraordinary rendition to Guantanamo.