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February 6, 2026 at 10:08 AM
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It’s kinda like office episode where Micheal creates a movie about the office and his lowly assistant, and actually used Dwight’s name, but changed it and had to replace it and thought he got it all, but misspelled Dwight, Dwigt, so obviously it didn’t catch that one and Dwight was sad. Lol
The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring
February 6, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring
February 5, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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“We don’t like the rules so please change them” is at least progress coming from City, is it not?
February 5, 2026 at 11:49 AM
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lot going on here
February 5, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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There's something really special about Brody King being vocally anti-ICE and finding a reservoir of support from AEW fans and personnel. In any other time or place, he may have been blacklisted forever. Not sure how people can be annoyed by this. Its the perfect use of our free speech rights.
February 5, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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this interview with the charli xcx film director up there with some of the most embarrassing shit i've ever heard
February 5, 2026 at 10:43 AM
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Dudes who have been publicly calling for the destruction of garlic for a decade were sending Dracula letters like "yo thanks Dracula type B tasted great. Would love to talk about necks sometime" and the governor of Transylvania is like "look man that letter could have been about anything"
i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit
February 5, 2026 at 4:48 AM
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We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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This is the good stuff

“Is this a former Watford manager or Member of European Parliament?”
“Is this a former Watford Manager or Member of European Parliament?”
YouTube video by The Adam Clery Football Channel
youtube.com
February 4, 2026 at 7:49 PM
All of this withstanding, the 2025 New England Patriots have still had a more challenging run to the big one than every Liverpool team to win a European Cup before 2005

bsky.app/profile/rbsd...
Pats last 9 games:

1- Backup QB
2- Jaxson Dart (NYG 33rd pctile EPA/play)
3- Josh Allen (Bills 35 points, 93rd pctile EPA/play)
4- 1/2 game Lamar Jackson (93rd pctile EPA/play), 1/2 game Backup QB
5- Backup QB
6- Backup QB
7- Chargers (shut down Herbert)
8- Blizzard
9- Backup QB, partial blizzard
February 4, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Won’t happen now, so much like KO for Mania last year, l’ll let you in on the tshirt design I had for the league cup final if Newcastle made it.

Think the ‘your boys took one hell of a beating’ commentary line, but with photos of Ant & Dec, Shearer, Amanda Stavely, etc.

And CM Punk’s tweet to Miz
February 4, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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Bezos isn't destroying the Washington Post because it isn't profitable. He's destroying the Washington Post because he's calculated that a robust free press threatens the ability of his class to warp society around their interests
February 4, 2026 at 2:24 PM
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As problematically as so much vintage Howard Stern stuff ages, it's really something looking back at how much of an island he was on when it came to calling out Jerry Seinfeld for being a creep for dating a 17 year old when he was 38.

Meanwhile 90% of media was like "but look at how chesty she is!"
February 4, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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"I was groomed and it lead to a life of comfort and riches. Surely that's the standard experience, right?"
February 4, 2026 at 1:37 PM
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I'm not surprised, but there are some elements of this that are particularly insane and sad.
Woody Allen’s wife, Soon-Yi Previn, told Epstein that #MeToo movement ‘went too far’
She also smeared teen victim of former congressman Anthony Weiner as ‘despicable and disgusting’ , files show
www.theguardian.com
February 4, 2026 at 1:36 PM
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"former Big Break star..."
"...John Virgo"
February 4, 2026 at 9:39 AM
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White, Calafiori, Trossard and Jesus in Saturday please.

Hopefully he learns from the Forest debacle about the pointlessness of Martinelli, Madueke and Gyokeres against a nasty deep block.
February 4, 2026 at 9:29 AM
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Hincapie’s best game for us last night btw.

Been a bit underwhelmed but that’s what I thought we were signing.

Aggressive as ever but smarter with it.

Midfield 2 looked leggy again. He’s going to have to trust Norgaard at some point.
February 4, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Now this is a Space Jam sequel I would 100% watch.

They'd lose, of course, but sometimes it's important that kids watch a film with a sad* ending, to help them learn about the harsh realities of life.

*a moderately sad ending. I am NOT advocating showing your 10 year old Requiem For A Dream.
February 4, 2026 at 8:25 AM
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The narrative that Arsenal were clinging on/on the back foot is absolutely mental. There was not a single minute of the 180 where I was worried. It was such an uneventful, one sided semi. And im someone that can get fairly anxious when we are protecting a one goal lead in the PL
February 4, 2026 at 7:44 AM
We'll need every big lad and foggin duel guy for 90 at Brentford, so would like to see Ben White and MLS get minutes vs Sunderland.

Let Havertz continue his phased return on reduced duties til Spurs (a)

Last night's starting front 3 doesn't do it for me, so if Eze is needed in CM, go Trossard LW.
February 4, 2026 at 7:47 AM
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the two 49ers leading the charge on this conspiracy theory went to harvard and stanford
I saw CMC comment on it. Apparently a Stanford education isn’t what it used to be
February 4, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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BTW any 40 year old on Tik Tok need to be placed on a list and their name added to a file.
February 4, 2026 at 6:14 AM