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Won’t happen now, so much like KO for Mania last year, l’ll let you in on the tshirt design I had for the league cup final if Newcastle made it.

Think the ‘your boys took one hell of a beating’ commentary line, but with photos of Ant & Dec, Shearer, Amanda Stavely, etc.

And CM Punk’s tweet to Miz
February 4, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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Bezos isn't destroying the Washington Post because it isn't profitable. He's destroying the Washington Post because he's calculated that a robust free press threatens the ability of his class to warp society around their interests
February 4, 2026 at 2:24 PM
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As problematically as so much vintage Howard Stern stuff ages, it's really something looking back at how much of an island he was on when it came to calling out Jerry Seinfeld for being a creep for dating a 17 year old when he was 38.

Meanwhile 90% of media was like "but look at how chesty she is!"
February 4, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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"I was groomed and it lead to a life of comfort and riches. Surely that's the standard experience, right?"
February 4, 2026 at 1:37 PM
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I'm not surprised, but there are some elements of this that are particularly insane and sad.
Woody Allen’s wife, Soon-Yi Previn, told Epstein that #MeToo movement ‘went too far’
She also smeared teen victim of former congressman Anthony Weiner as ‘despicable and disgusting’ , files show
www.theguardian.com
February 4, 2026 at 1:36 PM
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"former Big Break star..."
"...John Virgo"
February 4, 2026 at 9:39 AM
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White, Calafiori, Trossard and Jesus in Saturday please.

Hopefully he learns from the Forest debacle about the pointlessness of Martinelli, Madueke and Gyokeres against a nasty deep block.
February 4, 2026 at 9:29 AM
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Hincapie’s best game for us last night btw.

Been a bit underwhelmed but that’s what I thought we were signing.

Aggressive as ever but smarter with it.

Midfield 2 looked leggy again. He’s going to have to trust Norgaard at some point.
February 4, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Now this is a Space Jam sequel I would 100% watch.

They'd lose, of course, but sometimes it's important that kids watch a film with a sad* ending, to help them learn about the harsh realities of life.

*a moderately sad ending. I am NOT advocating showing your 10 year old Requiem For A Dream.
February 4, 2026 at 8:25 AM
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The narrative that Arsenal were clinging on/on the back foot is absolutely mental. There was not a single minute of the 180 where I was worried. It was such an uneventful, one sided semi. And im someone that can get fairly anxious when we are protecting a one goal lead in the PL
February 4, 2026 at 7:44 AM
We'll need every big lad and foggin duel guy for 90 at Brentford, so would like to see Ben White and MLS get minutes vs Sunderland.

Let Havertz continue his phased return on reduced duties til Spurs (a)

Last night's starting front 3 doesn't do it for me, so if Eze is needed in CM, go Trossard LW.
February 4, 2026 at 7:47 AM
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the two 49ers leading the charge on this conspiracy theory went to harvard and stanford
I saw CMC comment on it. Apparently a Stanford education isn’t what it used to be
February 4, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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BTW any 40 year old on Tik Tok need to be placed on a list and their name added to a file.
February 4, 2026 at 6:14 AM
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February 4, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Obvious caveat about the calibre of the opposition, who weren't up to much, but I thought Hincapie played well yesterday. Probably his best game for us so far.
February 4, 2026 at 7:29 AM
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Just found out Todd Boehly is technically in the Epstein Files. Bonus points for Mandelson too.
February 3, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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The Epstein files prove that #Pizzagate was absolutely right, only they got *all* of the places and people wrong.
February 3, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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He’s right. Then Zubimendi pocketed Palmer and that Steve geezer done nothing apart from get booked and that was that. Could doing a lot of heavy lifting there.
Rosenior says he thinks there was a moment in the stadium around the 60th minute, when Estevao and Palmer came on, where it felt like the game could turn away from Arsenal.
February 3, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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That was exactly how I used to feel when we played Mourinho’s Chelsea.

You’d feel like you were in the game because of the way it was going but you really weren’t.

They were just in total control of the game without you realising it until the final result.
February 3, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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Mad mad recruitment, Miller & Carter, Dubai for the week, Audi on finance bastard.
Rosenior says he thinks there was a moment in the stadium around the 60th minute, when Estevao and Palmer came on, where it felt like the game could turn away from Arsenal.
February 3, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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Chelsea have turned up with a back 5 with the aim of getting to HT 0-0.

But yeah…… Arsenal are boring
February 3, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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Horrible game. I’m ready for 3 months more of it.
February 3, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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Cole Palmer let’s his imaginary friend cut his hair.
February 3, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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“Cole Palmer was made for moments like this”.

He’s scored about two non-penalty goals in about a year.
February 3, 2026 at 9:40 PM