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“The people don’t want us to win”

M888, rest assured that everyone who doesn’t support Arsenal wants you to win. Every single one…because if Man City win anything, nobody actually cares.
Rodri's post match interview after the match against Spurs- "It's a clear foul, they don't want us to win"

Credit- StanSport
February 2, 2026 at 9:49 AM
Epstein evidently not a fan of Gary Neville…
February 2, 2026 at 9:22 AM
We have 18-28 games remaining this season. There’s also a couple of pointless internationals where our best players will be flogged. The Merino injury leaves us light and exposes others to increased risk of injury. Plus we don’t know how long Saka will be out for, or what version of him comes back.
February 2, 2026 at 9:11 AM
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have they checked longhorn steakhouse
February 2, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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Darby Allin talking about "I won the war with the Death Riders!" I mean they still exist, prominently, and you’re still in exactly the same spot but huge dub, bud, sure.
February 2, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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Arsene back at the Emirates 🥹 https://redd.it/1qtb184
u/HoofW on /r/gunners
Arsene back at the Emirates 🥹
redd.it
February 2, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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Hoooooly shit. Epstein's private jet was previously owned by the CIA and was used to for extraordinary rendition to Guantanamo.
February 1, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Genuinely gutted about Mikel Merino, lads.
February 1, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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There's more than a hint of Mamdani in Zack. Gives me hope.
People are struggling.

We need to lower bills, protect our NHS and rebuild our public services.

My interview with #BBCLauraK

Great to see Green Party membership rising once again!

youtu.be/lMmDM_PvHyc?...
Green Party is the party "of the 99%", says leader Zack Polanski | Sunday with Laura Kuenssberg
YouTube video by BBC Politics
youtu.be
February 1, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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My dear friend Nader alerted me to two Iranian members of the Arsenal family, Aref Jafarzadeh and Amir Housein, who were killed while seeking freedom in Iran. We remember them. ❤️
February 1, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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Edinburgh Woollen Mill AGM
Really shit news about Merino.
February 1, 2026 at 8:13 PM
A unique profile who could help us in numerous positions.

No one signing could replace everything he offers.

However, I think I know a guy who could replicate the box crashing. Currently available, but still sadly grieving his dog.

bsky.app/profile/davi...
🚨 Arsenal midfielder Mikel Merino expected to miss considerable period with suspected broken bone in foot. #AFC surveying market for potential loan as short-term cover for 29yo Spain intl; no guarantee anything materialises before deadline 🚨 @theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/701...
Arsenal’s Mikel Merino expected to be out for considerable period with foot injury
The 29-year-old has sustained a suspected broken bone in his foot.
www.nytimes.com
February 1, 2026 at 8:05 PM
*taps the sign*
February 1, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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Just a hilarious game. Someone get the Keshani tweet 😂😂😂😂😂😂
February 1, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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To dare is to do
To dare is to doooooo
You wanted to lose it
But drew it 2-2
February 1, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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Even Thomas Frank's thinking it: name's on the cup 👍
Can this man go one day without providing Arsenal content?

xD
January 7, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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Next weekend is huge.

Big chance for it to be 8-9 points given the fixtures. If we come out of it less than 6 points it’s going to be crushing. Do our job and see what happens.

Please please please rest loads midweek. Please.

Everytime he hasn’t done it it’s fucked us in the league.

Learn.
February 1, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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One win in six for City.
February 1, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Money talks etc. But what manager with an ounce of self-respect takes on the Spurs job, with that squad, and those fixtures for February and March?
February 1, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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No idea what Spurs fans are booing about…. They haven’t given their players a single bit of positive energy from the stands.

The ground is like a morgue, it’s a game they want to lose and the players are responding accordingly.
February 1, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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Cheers go up from Tottenham fans as their team complete what looks suspiciously like a progressive pass through central midfield. Not entirely surprising. For a large part of this game you'd have had better odds of spotting a unicorn.
February 1, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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Frank picks up a cup, spots the spurs logo and throws it in disgust. Solidarity Brother Frank
February 1, 2026 at 4:47 PM
It doesn’t look like we’ll have conducted business by then, as it’s currently down as Game 36 and at least one of our other fixtures will get moved beyond it due to a cup clash.

But how poetic would it be, to be in a position to throw West Ham (a) to maximise the chances of Spurs going down
February 1, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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i still think it's weird that people were going "there's plenty of housing to go around, but landlords are jacking up prices"

then a bunch of neoliberal types popped up with "actually, we just need to build more houses, and the price will go down" and suddenly people accepted that as the solution
February 1, 2026 at 8:55 AM
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They’re going to be pissed when they found out he’s not Portuguese.
🚨🐺 EXCLUSIVE: Wolves agree deal in principle to sign Angel Gomes, here we go! Loan move from Olympique Marseille for €1m fee plus buy option clause around €7m fee. OM have approved the deal, waiting for formal steps and documents ahead of signatures.
February 1, 2026 at 8:49 AM