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Sulzeer Jeremiah Christmas
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Has always denied being a member of PoshArsenalTwitter or participating in any hating Coquelin and making it really obvious.

Further denies any involvement in the slander of Bruce Rioja.
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We need to chill the fuck out. Heads are currently on Mars.
November 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Merino doing my head in by Lacazetting his way into midfield
November 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Gabriel Heinze to our defenders just now

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November 30, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Taking £30 out of my Christmas Jars budget to put a tenner each on Hincapié, The Mosque, and Cali getting booked today.

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Gabriel Heinze has the Arsenal defenders in a huddle before they break off for their warm up. He is, to put it mildly, intense. So are his training exercises.
November 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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I’m sorry but Lucas Paquetá was asking for that.

And by asking, I mean “asking”

Those allegations ain’t going anywhere
November 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Lads, pleased to confirm there has been a sighting of Gary Neville at the grand prix, so he won't be doing comms on our game
November 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Joao Paedo will be a pest, like he always is against us, but if we keep Steve Williams contained and track the box crashing of Racist Enzo, we should be alright. Even without XL Billy and Gabi.
November 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Martinelli's three Premier League starts this season: Old Trafford, Anfield, Stamford Bridge.

Inherently trusted to work hard in the toughest fixtures, not getting so many opportunities to pile on goals/assists at home or in 'easier' matches.
November 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
A few weeks sooner than anticipated, but I’m buzzing for the day our bench options energise the game in our favour, like all the run-ins at WrestleMania for Roman vs Cody 2

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Viktor Gyokeres and Gabriel Jesus have arrived with the Arsenal squad here at Stamford Bridge.
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Ollie Washedkins
November 30, 2025 at 1:31 PM
As much as we’ve controlled almost every match we’ve played so far this season, I feel like the first half today is gonna be a high octane, chaotic, basketball match. Especially with the tired legs and minds.

Nothing stupid that digs too deep a hole. Our bench should win it for us from 60 onwards.
November 30, 2025 at 1:21 PM
If Slot doesn’t fix this by March and gets the boot after a CL exit, I can see Liverpool’s head honcho bringing in his old mate from Portsmouth 2006 to see them through til the end of the season.

No, unfortunately I don’t mean Big Sol. Or Uncle Kanu. Or Redknapp, as funny as that would be in 2026.
November 30, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Blood & Guts was for the purists and sickos.

This version of War Games was for people who pay a grand for a ticket and then spend the show filming themselves reacting to things so they can put it on instagram.

Mens match completely skippable until Bronson Reed turns up.
November 30, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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The Fat Controller after having to use a rail replacement bus service:
Thomas The Wank Engine won't survive this.
November 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Me rn after seeing the Spurs - Fulham score
a man with his fist in the air and the words tony khan written below him
ALT: a man with his fist in the air and the words tony khan written below him
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November 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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These continual shots of endlessly pissed off Eagles fans are better than any Thanksgiving dessert.
November 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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In the league since the start of October, David Raya has twice as many clean sheets (4) as saves (2).
November 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Find a more miserable existence than this.

Aside from anything else, I'm not at all convinced that this lifelong dedication to health and eternal life is doing anything.

He's 48 years old, and he looks EXACTLY like a 48-year old man trying to claim that his biological age is actually 24.
November 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Had a similar moment when realising that Ricky California was born two weeks after "It's only Ray Parlour". Not a fan of it.
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Top PL midfields generally have a physical monster plus one or two others who can run all day: Rice/Zubmendi for Arsenal, Caicedo/Fernandez for Chelsea, Rodri/Gonzalez/Foden for City. They're technically as good as the better continental midfields and can run all over them physically.
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
We can hear them crying at the lane…
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Needs to be Fat Granit Xhaka, or a version of Angle or Taker that can still move, which, well…

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November 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
He wasn’t gonna win the title, because of what his act was, the existing plans were, and the lads they had arriving imminently, but the entrance for Orange at 3:03 here and how Kenneth and PAC sold for him put him in the No Mercy 2001 RVD hope spot. Well done to all involved.

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Who Will Walk Away With the AEW World Championship This Sunday? | AEW Friday Night Dynamite, 5/29/21
YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling
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November 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Hello, my friend, we meet again
It's been a while, where should we begin?
Feels like forever
Within my heart are memories
Of perfect love that you gave to me
Oh, I remember

When you are with me, I'm free
I'm careless, I believe
Above all the others, we'll fly
This brings tears to my eyes
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM