Sulzeer Jeremiah Christmas
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Sulzeer Jeremiah Christmas
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Has always denied being a member of PoshArsenalTwitter or participating in any hating Coquelin and making it really obvious.

Further denies any involvement in the slander of Bruce Rioja.
We can hear them crying at the lane…
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Hello, my friend, we meet again
It's been a while, where should we begin?
Feels like forever
Within my heart are memories
Of perfect love that you gave to me
Oh, I remember

When you are with me, I'm free
I'm careless, I believe
Above all the others, we'll fly
This brings tears to my eyes
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
In a vacuum, I’d back us over 2 legs in a heartbeat against anyone that isn’t PSG or City.

However, given we’re competing in multiple competitions, it’ll also be helpful to avoid English teams in the QF. More helpful still to put it to bed in the 1st leg so we can rotate for the 2nd before City (h)
November 27, 2025 at 10:28 AM
There's no way Liverpool should be conceding 10 seconds after screenshot 1. Bloke with his leg up is the eventual goalscorer. Curtis Jones has 10 yards on him, but p much quits on the spot after Konate's Vin E Kompany impression and just lets him go.

The 2nd screenshot is 4 seconds after the 1st.
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
“Ah you think The Great Fullback Crisis of Winter 11/12 is a dark memory? I was born in it. Moulded by it.”
November 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Should be at least one or two players rotated in each starting XI.

What most regard as Liverpool’s best XI in 2019 had only played something like 19 minutes all together as an XI before starting the CL final.

A less extreme case is minutes together for the Invincibles best XI.
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
what a Bloody band 🩷
November 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
My. Bloody. Valentine. Wembley. I will be there. Loveless, The Loveless.
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Moncler are doing a version of The Mister Wenger Coat if anyone has a spare 2 grand down the back of the sofa
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Anyone else a bit creeped out by how the Duolingo banner notification has been changed to make it look like a needy WhatsApp?
November 25, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Unreleased angle of the Michael Keane vs Idrissa Gana Gueye incident
November 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Sulzeer Jeremiah Campbell and Eminem.

Big fan of The Arsenal catering to 2001/02 me before today’s game.
November 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The pre-match Tifo today was exceptional and righted a lot of the wrongs of whatever that was before PSG.

Well done to all involved.

P.S. any chance you can add Eze in for next year’s 😘
November 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
“What were you up to on this day 8 years ago?”

“Watching a combination of Ashes cricket, Eastenders clips, and Tim Lovejoy reviewing bottled lager for some reason. All while our mate tried to stab his way into a supermarket mini keg with a broken pouring mechanism, at 4am, in Köln. No, seriously.”
November 23, 2025 at 8:48 AM
3 minutes into Netflix & Chill and he gives you this look…
November 21, 2025 at 1:23 PM
It takes something special for a restaurant to be this full and this Vibey by 18:58 on an otherwise random and uneventful Wednesday.

(Uneventful other than that one birthday table, I guess? Many happy returns to whoever that was)
November 21, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Well…er…substitute the word ‘colleague’ with…er… ‘boss’
November 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Hamburg signed Kevin Keegan fresh off winning the lot with Liverpool and he won the Balon D’or in both his first two seasons with them.

Bit out there, this one, brother. May wanna reconsider.
November 19, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Periodic reminder that these two fellas play the same sport
November 15, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Stats nerd: This is Emile Smith Rowe. He is our most talented performer. When he is healthy, his metrics are off the charts.

TK: What's his flaw?

Stats nerd: He doesn't take care of his body and loves a Cheeky Nandos.

TK: Sounds like some other guy I know
November 13, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Me if we still shank both these matches despite the rescheduling and fans being fucked around.
November 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Evidently got home spangled last night and have surfaced to see this on my Mac lockscreen for some reason.

No, me neither.
November 10, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Saw this earlier and found it quite telling.
November 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
This isn't quite one of those 'The Simpsons predicted it' things, but...
November 9, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Quality isn’t as good as a decade ago, when none of us had accidentally become important at work, or experienced as many of the horrors of life, but:
November 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM