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Someone on the hellsite said if last night had finished 1-0 Chelsea they should’ve settled the tie by seeing who could dribble through a set of cones with the least mistakes between Delap and Gyokeres and I can’t stop laughing.
Big stiff lumps.
Big stiff lumps.
February 4, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Someone on the hellsite said if last night had finished 1-0 Chelsea they should’ve settled the tie by seeing who could dribble through a set of cones with the least mistakes between Delap and Gyokeres and I can’t stop laughing.
Big stiff lumps.
Big stiff lumps.
Saturday please
Raya
White
Saliba
Gabriel
Calafiori
Rice
Norgaard
Eze
Madueke/Martinelli
Jesus
Trossard
Raya
White
Saliba
Gabriel
Calafiori
Rice
Norgaard
Eze
Madueke/Martinelli
Jesus
Trossard
February 4, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Saturday please
Raya
White
Saliba
Gabriel
Calafiori
Rice
Norgaard
Eze
Madueke/Martinelli
Jesus
Trossard
Raya
White
Saliba
Gabriel
Calafiori
Rice
Norgaard
Eze
Madueke/Martinelli
Jesus
Trossard
Hincapie’s best game for us last night btw.
Been a bit underwhelmed but that’s what I thought we were signing.
Aggressive as ever but smarter with it.
Midfield 2 looked leggy again. He’s going to have to trust Norgaard at some point.
Been a bit underwhelmed but that’s what I thought we were signing.
Aggressive as ever but smarter with it.
Midfield 2 looked leggy again. He’s going to have to trust Norgaard at some point.
February 4, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Hincapie’s best game for us last night btw.
Been a bit underwhelmed but that’s what I thought we were signing.
Aggressive as ever but smarter with it.
Midfield 2 looked leggy again. He’s going to have to trust Norgaard at some point.
Been a bit underwhelmed but that’s what I thought we were signing.
Aggressive as ever but smarter with it.
Midfield 2 looked leggy again. He’s going to have to trust Norgaard at some point.
‘Oh you think a cautious approach in a big game is your ally. But you merely adopted playing for a 0-0 and trying to nick a goal. I was born in it, moulded by it’ 🦇
February 4, 2026 at 9:27 AM
‘Oh you think a cautious approach in a big game is your ally. But you merely adopted playing for a 0-0 and trying to nick a goal. I was born in it, moulded by it’ 🦇
That was exactly how I used to feel when we played Mourinho’s Chelsea.
You’d feel like you were in the game because of the way it was going but you really weren’t.
They were just in total control of the game without you realising it until the final result.
You’d feel like you were in the game because of the way it was going but you really weren’t.
They were just in total control of the game without you realising it until the final result.
February 3, 2026 at 10:16 PM
That was exactly how I used to feel when we played Mourinho’s Chelsea.
You’d feel like you were in the game because of the way it was going but you really weren’t.
They were just in total control of the game without you realising it until the final result.
You’d feel like you were in the game because of the way it was going but you really weren’t.
They were just in total control of the game without you realising it until the final result.
Clung on?
They didn’t have a single chance.
Punditry team devastated.
They didn’t have a single chance.
Punditry team devastated.
February 3, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Clung on?
They didn’t have a single chance.
Punditry team devastated.
They didn’t have a single chance.
Punditry team devastated.
The attackers man. The fucking attackers. Just not good enough.
February 3, 2026 at 9:35 PM
The attackers man. The fucking attackers. Just not good enough.
What if one day I have to care.
What then.
What then.
Kepa is hillarious.
Enjoying not having to care about how horrendous he is.
Enjoying not having to care about how horrendous he is.
February 3, 2026 at 9:26 PM
What if one day I have to care.
What then.
What then.
The technical level of this team is not good enough.
Biggest thing that needs addressing in the summer.
I get how important the physicality, duels etc are in this day and age.
But we’ve turned the dial too far.
Biggest thing that needs addressing in the summer.
I get how important the physicality, duels etc are in this day and age.
But we’ve turned the dial too far.
February 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
The technical level of this team is not good enough.
Biggest thing that needs addressing in the summer.
I get how important the physicality, duels etc are in this day and age.
But we’ve turned the dial too far.
Biggest thing that needs addressing in the summer.
I get how important the physicality, duels etc are in this day and age.
But we’ve turned the dial too far.
In the interest of fairness because I’m very fond of Martinelli and probably overly harsh on Trossard.
Martinelli has reached similar levels of being not much use these days when he starts.
Impact sub. Problem is we have too many attackers like that.
Martinelli has reached similar levels of being not much use these days when he starts.
Impact sub. Problem is we have too many attackers like that.
February 3, 2026 at 9:11 PM
In the interest of fairness because I’m very fond of Martinelli and probably overly harsh on Trossard.
Martinelli has reached similar levels of being not much use these days when he starts.
Impact sub. Problem is we have too many attackers like that.
Martinelli has reached similar levels of being not much use these days when he starts.
Impact sub. Problem is we have too many attackers like that.
Absolute frightening goalkeeper you know.
Pray for Raya’s health these next 4 months.
Pray for Raya’s health these next 4 months.
February 3, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Absolute frightening goalkeeper you know.
Pray for Raya’s health these next 4 months.
Pray for Raya’s health these next 4 months.
Didn’t take Coco the clown in goal long to get involved.
February 3, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Didn’t take Coco the clown in goal long to get involved.
Those Madueke or Saka conversations should involve jail time for anyone who engaged in them.
Barely play the same sport.
He’s better at dribbling than the absolute basics of controlling and kicking a football. Weird player.
Barely play the same sport.
He’s better at dribbling than the absolute basics of controlling and kicking a football. Weird player.
February 3, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Those Madueke or Saka conversations should involve jail time for anyone who engaged in them.
Barely play the same sport.
He’s better at dribbling than the absolute basics of controlling and kicking a football. Weird player.
Barely play the same sport.
He’s better at dribbling than the absolute basics of controlling and kicking a football. Weird player.
Well if that was a game I cared about I’d be massively disappointed with that.
So passive.
So Arteta.
So passive.
So Arteta.
February 3, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Well if that was a game I cared about I’d be massively disappointed with that.
So passive.
So Arteta.
So passive.
So Arteta.
I’m glad I don’t care about this game(players wellbeing aside) as I can say with my chest without worrying about any type of jinx - that Chelsea XI is fucking shit.
February 3, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I’m glad I don’t care about this game(players wellbeing aside) as I can say with my chest without worrying about any type of jinx - that Chelsea XI is fucking shit.
He’s a fucking idiot.
And all that to play Kepa in goal again.
Complete waste of taking it seriously.
Swear to god if we drop points again Saturday.
And all that to play Kepa in goal again.
Complete waste of taking it seriously.
Swear to god if we drop points again Saturday.
February 3, 2026 at 6:48 PM
He’s a fucking idiot.
And all that to play Kepa in goal again.
Complete waste of taking it seriously.
Swear to god if we drop points again Saturday.
And all that to play Kepa in goal again.
Complete waste of taking it seriously.
Swear to god if we drop points again Saturday.
Went strong against Chelsea 1st leg. Tired draw at Forest after.
Took Inter game seriously and then lose to Utd.
Went strong Palace in the cup. Got away with a tired 2nd half against Brighton.
Finally rests everyone midweek and we look fresh and get our best 2nd half of season at Leeds.
Learn.
Took Inter game seriously and then lose to Utd.
Went strong Palace in the cup. Got away with a tired 2nd half against Brighton.
Finally rests everyone midweek and we look fresh and get our best 2nd half of season at Leeds.
Learn.
February 3, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Went strong against Chelsea 1st leg. Tired draw at Forest after.
Took Inter game seriously and then lose to Utd.
Went strong Palace in the cup. Got away with a tired 2nd half against Brighton.
Finally rests everyone midweek and we look fresh and get our best 2nd half of season at Leeds.
Learn.
Took Inter game seriously and then lose to Utd.
Went strong Palace in the cup. Got away with a tired 2nd half against Brighton.
Finally rests everyone midweek and we look fresh and get our best 2nd half of season at Leeds.
Learn.
Find it mad that people think this one billion pound mega squad is not fit to make 5-6 changes at home to a far inferior opponent with a goal advantage.
Otherwise what was the fucking point. Should have just signed 1-2 level raisers and nothing else.
Make the changes to make sure we win Saturday.
Otherwise what was the fucking point. Should have just signed 1-2 level raisers and nothing else.
Make the changes to make sure we win Saturday.
February 3, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Find it mad that people think this one billion pound mega squad is not fit to make 5-6 changes at home to a far inferior opponent with a goal advantage.
Otherwise what was the fucking point. Should have just signed 1-2 level raisers and nothing else.
Make the changes to make sure we win Saturday.
Otherwise what was the fucking point. Should have just signed 1-2 level raisers and nothing else.
Make the changes to make sure we win Saturday.
He’s goes full strength tonight I’m on the pitch.
Enough is enough.
We have a league to win. No one gives two shits about some fizzy energy drink reserve trophy.
Enough is enough.
We have a league to win. No one gives two shits about some fizzy energy drink reserve trophy.
a group of people are standing in front of a stadium holding a trophy .
ALT: a group of people are standing in front of a stadium holding a trophy .
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 11:08 AM
He’s goes full strength tonight I’m on the pitch.
Enough is enough.
We have a league to win. No one gives two shits about some fizzy energy drink reserve trophy.
Enough is enough.
We have a league to win. No one gives two shits about some fizzy energy drink reserve trophy.
There’s a Madueke over Saka chat going on TalkSPORT and I honestly don’t know what people see with their eyes anymore.
He has been a horrible signing so far and I mean horrible.
What on earth are we doing here.
Saka is our best player and will be our best player while he’s at the club.
Insulting
He has been a horrible signing so far and I mean horrible.
What on earth are we doing here.
Saka is our best player and will be our best player while he’s at the club.
Insulting
February 2, 2026 at 9:49 AM
There’s a Madueke over Saka chat going on TalkSPORT and I honestly don’t know what people see with their eyes anymore.
He has been a horrible signing so far and I mean horrible.
What on earth are we doing here.
Saka is our best player and will be our best player while he’s at the club.
Insulting
He has been a horrible signing so far and I mean horrible.
What on earth are we doing here.
Saka is our best player and will be our best player while he’s at the club.
Insulting
We seem intent on really pissing everyone else off as we try and get over the line so surely the logical Merino replacement is Joelinton.
February 1, 2026 at 8:48 PM
We seem intent on really pissing everyone else off as we try and get over the line so surely the logical Merino replacement is Joelinton.
Trossard needs one of those periods where he rides the bench for a while to remind him he’s not that good.
One more purple patch from him after a spell on the sidelines would be very handy before the end of the season.
One more purple patch from him after a spell on the sidelines would be very handy before the end of the season.
February 1, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Trossard needs one of those periods where he rides the bench for a while to remind him he’s not that good.
One more purple patch from him after a spell on the sidelines would be very handy before the end of the season.
One more purple patch from him after a spell on the sidelines would be very handy before the end of the season.
Tuesday should be
Raya
White
Mosquera
Gabriel
Calafiori
Norgaard
Eze
Odegaard
Madueke
Jesus
Martinelli
Raya
White
Mosquera
Gabriel
Calafiori
Norgaard
Eze
Odegaard
Madueke
Jesus
Martinelli
February 1, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Tuesday should be
Raya
White
Mosquera
Gabriel
Calafiori
Norgaard
Eze
Odegaard
Madueke
Jesus
Martinelli
Raya
White
Mosquera
Gabriel
Calafiori
Norgaard
Eze
Odegaard
Madueke
Jesus
Martinelli
Next weekend is huge.
Big chance for it to be 8-9 points given the fixtures. If we come out of it less than 6 points it’s going to be crushing. Do our job and see what happens.
Please please please rest loads midweek. Please.
Everytime he hasn’t done it it’s fucked us in the league.
Learn.
Big chance for it to be 8-9 points given the fixtures. If we come out of it less than 6 points it’s going to be crushing. Do our job and see what happens.
Please please please rest loads midweek. Please.
Everytime he hasn’t done it it’s fucked us in the league.
Learn.
February 1, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Next weekend is huge.
Big chance for it to be 8-9 points given the fixtures. If we come out of it less than 6 points it’s going to be crushing. Do our job and see what happens.
Please please please rest loads midweek. Please.
Everytime he hasn’t done it it’s fucked us in the league.
Learn.
Big chance for it to be 8-9 points given the fixtures. If we come out of it less than 6 points it’s going to be crushing. Do our job and see what happens.
Please please please rest loads midweek. Please.
Everytime he hasn’t done it it’s fucked us in the league.
Learn.