Vanillannie, That One Girl You’ve Seen Around
@vanillannie.bsky.social
@vanillannie on other stuff, “The Girl with the Red Glasses” from my pole studio. My personality is: Sailor Moon, pole dance, and green.
Pinned
Telling people I can't get pregnant because I opted to forgo the guest room in favor of an open plan vagina
Eyes Wide Mupp
28 Muppets Later
Mighty Morphin Power Muppets: The Movie
February 19, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Eyes Wide Mupp
Lotta material making it into the Drafts folder this morning
February 18, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Lotta material making it into the Drafts folder this morning
I've never been to a male strip show. Do the dancers hang individual nuts out the side of their briefs as part of the striptease?
February 18, 2026 at 3:36 PM
I've never been to a male strip show. Do the dancers hang individual nuts out the side of their briefs as part of the striptease?
1985-2017: [Uncomfortable noises]
Late 2017: Egg cracks
04/2018: Start laser, therapy, and HRT within the span of a month
10/2018: Name change, come out to family, come out to work
01/2019: Start the new year as Annie everywhere
06/2021: Orchi
05/2024: Bottom surgery
Late 2017: Egg cracks
04/2018: Start laser, therapy, and HRT within the span of a month
10/2018: Name change, come out to family, come out to work
01/2019: Start the new year as Annie everywhere
06/2021: Orchi
05/2024: Bottom surgery
1962: it's a boy! (narrator: it wasn't a boy)
~1975 to 2019: varying levels of denial, repression, and closet-dwelling
6/2019: egg cracks
8/2019: start HRT, start social transition
10/2019: come out at work
11/2019: last ever boymode
spring 2020: new legal name and ID
11/2022: bottom surgery
~1975 to 2019: varying levels of denial, repression, and closet-dwelling
6/2019: egg cracks
8/2019: start HRT, start social transition
10/2019: come out at work
11/2019: last ever boymode
spring 2020: new legal name and ID
11/2022: bottom surgery
Hmmm
?/1993: Figure out I am a girl
?/2002: Almost come out
?/2007: Almost come out
12/2019: Come out
1/2020: Socially transition
9/2020: Start HRT
5/2021: Come out at work
10/2021: Legally change name
1/2023: Get an orchi
?/1993: Figure out I am a girl
?/2002: Almost come out
?/2007: Almost come out
12/2019: Come out
1/2020: Socially transition
9/2020: Start HRT
5/2021: Come out at work
10/2021: Legally change name
1/2023: Get an orchi
February 17, 2026 at 7:00 PM
1985-2017: [Uncomfortable noises]
Late 2017: Egg cracks
04/2018: Start laser, therapy, and HRT within the span of a month
10/2018: Name change, come out to family, come out to work
01/2019: Start the new year as Annie everywhere
06/2021: Orchi
05/2024: Bottom surgery
Late 2017: Egg cracks
04/2018: Start laser, therapy, and HRT within the span of a month
10/2018: Name change, come out to family, come out to work
01/2019: Start the new year as Annie everywhere
06/2021: Orchi
05/2024: Bottom surgery
I know I keep saying this with every UB set that has a "source material" bonus sheet, but...
...These TMNT bonus sheet cards look fucking awful. Not terrible reprints, but would it kill them to make them somewhat legible? Have they still not figured out how to do that?
...These TMNT bonus sheet cards look fucking awful. Not terrible reprints, but would it kill them to make them somewhat legible? Have they still not figured out how to do that?
February 17, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I know I keep saying this with every UB set that has a "source material" bonus sheet, but...
...These TMNT bonus sheet cards look fucking awful. Not terrible reprints, but would it kill them to make them somewhat legible? Have they still not figured out how to do that?
...These TMNT bonus sheet cards look fucking awful. Not terrible reprints, but would it kill them to make them somewhat legible? Have they still not figured out how to do that?
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An autistic woman has reportedly performed a daring feat of extreme bravery by answering “Fine” to the question “How are you?” in a social setting when, in fact, that response does not entirely encapsulate every nuance of the truth.
Brave! Autistic woman says “fine” when asked how she is even though that’s not the exact most truthful answer to the question
An autistic woman has reportedly performed a daring feat of extreme bravery by answering “Fine” to the question “How are you?” in a social setting when, in fact, that response does not entirely…
thedailytism.com
February 16, 2026 at 6:02 PM
An autistic woman has reportedly performed a daring feat of extreme bravery by answering “Fine” to the question “How are you?” in a social setting when, in fact, that response does not entirely encapsulate every nuance of the truth.
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the Black Panthers were right
February 15, 2026 at 5:47 PM
the Black Panthers were right
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This, plus the
💩” Hey, accept the AI pestilence that will ruin your life because we don’t want the AI product to flop even though demand is nil.”
And the
💩 “if we jail pedos the system will crash because so many pedos lol”
*We* didn’t manufacture and feed those problems. Get bent!
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
💩” Hey, accept the AI pestilence that will ruin your life because we don’t want the AI product to flop even though demand is nil.”
And the
💩 “if we jail pedos the system will crash because so many pedos lol”
*We* didn’t manufacture and feed those problems. Get bent!
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
February 13, 2026 at 12:28 PM
This, plus the
💩” Hey, accept the AI pestilence that will ruin your life because we don’t want the AI product to flop even though demand is nil.”
And the
💩 “if we jail pedos the system will crash because so many pedos lol”
*We* didn’t manufacture and feed those problems. Get bent!
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
💩” Hey, accept the AI pestilence that will ruin your life because we don’t want the AI product to flop even though demand is nil.”
And the
💩 “if we jail pedos the system will crash because so many pedos lol”
*We* didn’t manufacture and feed those problems. Get bent!
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm friends with entirely too many people who are capable of eating grapefruit
February 11, 2026 at 7:34 PM
I'm friends with entirely too many people who are capable of eating grapefruit
If the NANA manga is never actually going to be finished, I'm glad that it ended where it did rather than petering out on a less explosive note
It's #weebwednesday once again, but today it's a little different - this time, quote with your most lukewarm, tepid takes, ones that will not get anyone mad at you ever (still no weird racist shit tho)
a couple of anime girls are standing next to each other .
Alt: a couple of anime girls are standing next to each other, dancing
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 5:37 PM
If the NANA manga is never actually going to be finished, I'm glad that it ended where it did rather than petering out on a less explosive note
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Incidentally, for 2024’s Hourly Comics Day, I started to make a comic about the history of Simone and Hourly Comics Day. But (ha ha) you know how it is with HCD sometimes — it gets away from you. Here’s as much as I made.
January 27, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Incidentally, for 2024’s Hourly Comics Day, I started to make a comic about the history of Simone and Hourly Comics Day. But (ha ha) you know how it is with HCD sometimes — it gets away from you. Here’s as much as I made.
We’re watching Dirty Dancing for the first time but I think the movie I was expecting is actually Flashdance
February 7, 2026 at 12:35 AM
We’re watching Dirty Dancing for the first time but I think the movie I was expecting is actually Flashdance
LinkedIn Park
February 6, 2026 at 3:18 PM
LinkedIn Park
Pulling out my dilators and asking who wants to lick the beaters
February 5, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Pulling out my dilators and asking who wants to lick the beaters
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I’m just a catgirl, living in a puppy girl world 😞 nyaa~
a girl with white hair and blue eyes is wearing a black dress
ALT: a girl with white hair and blue eyes is wearing a black dress
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 6:37 PM
I’m just a catgirl, living in a puppy girl world 😞 nyaa~
What if you had like a little teeny tiny guy who was small enough to ride snowflakes as they fell
February 4, 2026 at 10:23 PM
What if you had like a little teeny tiny guy who was small enough to ride snowflakes as they fell
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Also, it's surprisingly easy to be someone's favorite author. I am not by any means a big author. I've had two people at various points tell me I was their favorite.
And that means the world to me.
You can be someone's favorite. The only way to get there is you have to make the book.
And that means the world to me.
You can be someone's favorite. The only way to get there is you have to make the book.
Your favorite author five years from now may be someone who hasn’t yet published a book.
If you haven’t published a book yet, in five years you might be someone’s favorite author!
If you haven’t published a book yet, in five years you might be someone’s favorite author!
February 3, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Also, it's surprisingly easy to be someone's favorite author. I am not by any means a big author. I've had two people at various points tell me I was their favorite.
And that means the world to me.
You can be someone's favorite. The only way to get there is you have to make the book.
And that means the world to me.
You can be someone's favorite. The only way to get there is you have to make the book.
Quote post a photo of you in your favorite dress.
February 3, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Quote post a photo of you in your favorite dress.
Doing some fucked up shit and then claiming that I've been trapped within a 24-hour time loop for the past several years to avoid the repercussions
February 2, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Doing some fucked up shit and then claiming that I've been trapped within a 24-hour time loop for the past several years to avoid the repercussions
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reposting with alt text for accessibility:
Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
February 2, 2026 at 1:56 AM
reposting with alt text for accessibility:
Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
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So apparently I was right to shittalk m00t this week because it's been revealed that his boneheaded decision to establish /pol/ and subsequently ruin the website was allegedly born out of a one-on-one meeting with Jeffery Epstein.
January 31, 2026 at 3:18 AM
So apparently I was right to shittalk m00t this week because it's been revealed that his boneheaded decision to establish /pol/ and subsequently ruin the website was allegedly born out of a one-on-one meeting with Jeffery Epstein.
qrp with your pfp
January 29, 2026 at 6:19 PM
qrp with your pfp
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Mystical Ninja Goemon lore:
Plot: "aaa Europeans are laser blasting feudal Japan into a gaudy looking chrome future!"
Goemon: "fuck that, fuck them, I'm gonna get in my giant mech warrior Gundam and get that future shit outta here."
Plot: "aaa Europeans are laser blasting feudal Japan into a gaudy looking chrome future!"
Goemon: "fuck that, fuck them, I'm gonna get in my giant mech warrior Gundam and get that future shit outta here."
January 28, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Mystical Ninja Goemon lore:
Plot: "aaa Europeans are laser blasting feudal Japan into a gaudy looking chrome future!"
Goemon: "fuck that, fuck them, I'm gonna get in my giant mech warrior Gundam and get that future shit outta here."
Plot: "aaa Europeans are laser blasting feudal Japan into a gaudy looking chrome future!"
Goemon: "fuck that, fuck them, I'm gonna get in my giant mech warrior Gundam and get that future shit outta here."
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Post yourself looking hot as hell in a swimsuit
January 28, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Post yourself looking hot as hell in a swimsuit
Post yourself looking hot as hell in a swimsuit
January 28, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Post yourself looking hot as hell in a swimsuit