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Sylvia Meretrix 🏳️‍⚧️
@estrogenandspite.bsky.social
Late 30’s trans woman, she/it, never they, leftist, author of tentacle smut and other things, magic the gathering player, cat mom, chaos but not in the edgy way as in I lost my wallet again way.

NO MINORS AT ALL
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Wooh, what a ridiculously tiring day for absolutely no- [looks at calendar]

Okay so this is known as confirmation bias and I have actually had many very pleasant Fridays the 13th
February 13, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Trans sapphic actress call that a Thesbian.
February 13, 2026 at 7:10 PM
So much this. Part of why I mostly only date people after getting to know them for a while first - helps me learn who they really are.
Dating advice of the day, make sure you are not trying to 'impress' someone at a level you cannot sustain or it will feel shitty later when you stop.
Just be your fucking self it will save you both a lot of trouble in the long run.
February 13, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Fuck, this is gonna be exactly like when AIM died and people spread out across like 10 different platforms and I have to juggle them to keep in touch with everyone I don't want to lose until we all coalesce on the next one, isn't it?
February 13, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Filter? I hardly know her!

But she's cute.

I'll fill- *Sylvia is abruptly pulled off stage*
February 13, 2026 at 1:56 PM
You know the sleep deprivation is hitting when you find yourself typing an unhinged confession and type "Oh gods why am I admitting to this what am I thinking?" and still consider posting.
February 13, 2026 at 1:54 PM
this is why we keep pushing. This is why we don’t give up. We keep winning.
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Flock off
buff.ly
February 13, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Prior to tonight I had never seen an angry zoomies movie.
February 13, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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"I told you. I am a monster."
"I didn't think-"
"You didn't think what? You expected the monster to not be monstrous? You yearned for my jaws, but now fear my fangs? You wanted my hunger but not my venom? You bared your throat to me. Of course I sunk my teeth in."
February 12, 2026 at 4:53 PM
LOL. LMAO even.

You want my money again, you fucks? Stop this age verification bullshit.
February 12, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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girl who says bruh

#ShanaLastName
February 11, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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I know Discord is fucking up again with their latest implementation, but a reminder to writer friends/mutuals here that I'd be happy to exchange screen names, and I'll repost your intros for my other writer friends if you're looking for more community =)
February 10, 2026 at 11:34 PM
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And it's up!

A brand new short-ish story I've been working on the last few days as a side project.

Another bimbo work for you to read (unless you have already? Maybe you should Try To Remember)

archiveofourown.org/works/79255891
archiveofourown.org
February 10, 2026 at 3:52 PM
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"What if I am not a dissociative system and I have just built a complex network of personalities and lost memories that are distinct from each other to protect myself from trauma?"

-Girl who is bad at definitions.
February 12, 2026 at 3:45 PM
I saw it happen real time. This TV show did not exist before this moment.
nope, sorry, the universe clearly operates on wave-function logic because the animated fast and furious spinoff series which apparently ran for *six seasons* simply did not exist in this world until i looked at the franchise's wikipedia page ten minutes ago
February 12, 2026 at 5:39 PM
I feel like I'm constantly on the outskirts of everywhere. Allowed to sit next to the cool kids' table but not at it. That I am almost relevant but never quite there. That even among the freaks I don't quite fit.

It's probably the trauma talking. But also social media is built to weaponize this.
February 12, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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It‘s so loud
A BLANK PLAYER TRIES PLAYING NOT BLANK! 😮
I just want to think
THE HISTORY OF BLANK! 🤔
I need my brain
I TOOK NUMBER PEOPLE INTO BLANK! 😳
To calm down
WEIRD NEW TRICK IN BLANK! 🤯
I just want
THIS BLANK JUST BLANKED 😱
My brain
YOU’RE WRONG ABOUT BLANK 😡
To focus
NEW BLANK META! 🤪
February 11, 2026 at 10:36 PM
"I told you. I am a monster."
"I didn't think-"
"You didn't think what? You expected the monster to not be monstrous? You yearned for my jaws, but now fear my fangs? You wanted my hunger but not my venom? You bared your throat to me. Of course I sunk my teeth in."
February 12, 2026 at 4:53 PM
"What if I am not a dissociative system and I have just built a complex network of personalities and lost memories that are distinct from each other to protect myself from trauma?"

-Girl who is bad at definitions.
February 12, 2026 at 3:45 PM
The problem: "Working from home is hard because I have a cat that needs to be in my lap all the time."

The solution: "I want more cats, and that will give him friends so he's less lonely."

The result: "Working from home is hard because I have three cats that need to be in my lap all the time."
February 12, 2026 at 3:43 PM
It‘s so loud
A BLANK PLAYER TRIES PLAYING NOT BLANK! 😮
I just want to think
THE HISTORY OF BLANK! 🤔
I need my brain
I TOOK NUMBER PEOPLE INTO BLANK! 😳
To calm down
WEIRD NEW TRICK IN BLANK! 🤯
I just want
THIS BLANK JUST BLANKED 😱
My brain
YOU’RE WRONG ABOUT BLANK 😡
To focus
NEW BLANK META! 🤪
February 11, 2026 at 10:36 PM
And I just posted about Magic the Gathering and started getting anxious about ending up dealing with that again. Fucking fuck those fuckers.
So cool to learn random strangers are discussing your genitals and misgendering you because you don't want a bigot's wizard book to be in Magic the Gathering.

Awesome. I love it here.
February 11, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Me: “a huge part of why I’m struggling with harem is because it’s difficult to share my writing and get that immediate feedback. I’m gonna write nonharem so I can share it with people.”
Me: *Starts a Sentai inspired book, does not share it.*
Me: “why am I struggling? It is a mystery.”
February 11, 2026 at 7:48 PM
daily affirmation 😌
Pathetic creature. You should learn to dress youself before venturing out.
February 11, 2026 at 7:40 PM