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Sylvia Meretrix 🏳️‍⚧️
@estrogenandspite.bsky.social
Late 30’s trans woman, she/it, never they, leftist, author of tentacle smut and other things, magic the gathering player, cat mom, chaos but not in the edgy way as in I lost my wallet again way.

NO MINORS AT ALL
I keep losing track
of which mask
I need to wear.

I try being me

But there are
So many of me

Mask or alter
Fake or face

I just want to
B
r
e
a
t
h
e

Without a ball
Simmering in my chest

I want to find my way back
But front is where I got burned
February 11, 2026 at 5:55 AM
*Sits bolt upright in bed, sweating*

Spider-Man Power Rangers team where Peter, Miles, Gwen, Jessica, and Ben all get to transform into Rangers. Madame Webb is the mentor. The zords are all big spiders. The villain of the season is Knull. Eddie/Venom are the sixth ranger.

*Falls back asleep*
February 11, 2026 at 5:06 AM
So cool to learn random strangers are discussing your genitals and misgendering you because you don't want a bigot's wizard book to be in Magic the Gathering.

Awesome. I love it here.
February 11, 2026 at 3:26 AM
I don’t trust WOTC further than I can throw them, but I feel like these posts back to back (same wording and all) Is the closest they can get to saying "We are not doing Harry Potter" without pissing off their parent company that is doing HP toys.
February 10, 2026 at 10:37 PM
You can only pull a leash so hard before it snaps.

When it does, make sure whatever is on the other end has no reason to bear you ill will, or you will learn how sharp its fangs are.
February 10, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Also just made a place for people who want to chat and like my stuff. packbase.app/p/spitecorner
February 10, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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This is the ideal snake girlthing body. You might not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
February 4, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I'm allergic to my books hitting the bestseller list and require exposure therapy.
February 10, 2026 at 5:37 PM
apparently the 3 highest grossing Magic the Gathering sets are now:

Final Fantasy

Lord of the Rings

Avatar the Last Airbender

This is fiiiiiiiiiiine.
February 10, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Reading comprehension on this site is really pissing on the poor today.
February 10, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Yeah, like I said earlier, WOTC has all but confirmed it's not in the works now on Reddit.

buuuuuuut... I am gonna be thinking heavily about how much I want my primary luxury expenses to be entangled with the company going forward. I can buy more indie art and games instead.
February 10, 2026 at 5:01 PM
If people are interested, made a writing prompts related space over here.

packbase.app/p/writingpro...
February 10, 2026 at 4:17 PM
This is probably the closest we will get to official confirmation not to worry about Harry Potter: Universes Beyond anytime soon, which is a huge fucking relief. That's been one thing I've been dreading. (Also don’t buy fucking HP merch)
February 10, 2026 at 4:13 PM
If you want a word to call people from the USA that is less awkward to say than USians, Yankee is available. It's extra funny because it'll annoy some people (Yankee is a regional term) and "we took a regional term and applied it to your entire country" is a fair thing to hit us with, tbh.
February 10, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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"Don't worry about the Discord thing, it's only NSFW servers and channels that will require age verification! :)"

I could remove every speck of risque imagery/topics from my community and there's still a 50% chance we'd get flagged just because we're openly queer.

It's not actually about the kids.
February 9, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Age verification?

First game console I ever played had wood paneling.
Age verification?

My first TV was black and white.
Age verification?

I own a Pikachu pedometer because my grandma didn't know what I meant when I said I wanted Pokemon Yellow Version.
February 10, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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The idea that everybody on the planet must forever be beholden to the default of babysitter of other people’s children except for their actual fucking parents, and as a result any attempt to opt of non-consensual babysitting must include getting my identity stolen, is an idea that must fucking die.
February 9, 2026 at 3:02 PM
I realized I need to have multiple series running at once to be happy because I like bouncing around them. And I am once again very tempted by doing something with a snake humanoid as the main character. For totally normal not-at-all therian unpacking reasons
February 10, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Experiencing a yearning for the eldritch, but in a sapphic way.
February 10, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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I just love the lighting on my tits here.
February 9, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Me all day: ”I feel weird and off and bad.”

my compression socks, not on my feet: “am I joke to you?”
February 9, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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they call it chekhov's gun because you put the gun on a todo list and then you have to remember to chekh it ov before the movie ends
February 9, 2026 at 9:49 PM
I just love the lighting on my tits here.
February 9, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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I’m also seeing calls to cancel Nitro and send in a complaint via their support form. I highly suggest doing all three. Reply below has the latter
Here's the link for their "teen council" application form that's linked on their page and in which is the only way of feedback for these changes.

I'd suggest flooding it to all hell with demanding the changes to not go through. Inconvenience them.

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Discord Teen Council Application 2026
Thank you for your interest in joining Discord's first Teen Council! As a council member, you'll share your perspectives on Discord features, safety and wellbeing tools, and help create resources that...
docs.google.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:34 PM