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Sylvia Meretrix 🏳️‍⚧️
@estrogenandspite.bsky.social
Late 30’s trans woman, she/it, never they, leftist, author of tentacle smut and other things, magic the gathering player, cat mom, chaos but not in the edgy way as in I lost my wallet again way.

NO MINORS AT ALL
Reposted by Sylvia Meretrix 🏳️‍⚧️
It‘s so loud
A BLANK PLAYER TRIES PLAYING NOT BLANK! 😮
I just want to think
THE HISTORY OF BLANK! 🤔
I need my brain
I TOOK NUMBER PEOPLE INTO BLANK! 😳
To calm down
WEIRD NEW TRICK IN BLANK! 🤯
I just want
THIS BLANK JUST BLANKED 😱
My brain
YOU’RE WRONG ABOUT BLANK 😡
To focus
NEW BLANK META! 🤪
February 11, 2026 at 10:36 PM
It‘s so loud
A BLANK PLAYER TRIES PLAYING NOT BLANK! 😮
I just want to think
THE HISTORY OF BLANK! 🤔
I need my brain
I TOOK NUMBER PEOPLE INTO BLANK! 😳
To calm down
WEIRD NEW TRICK IN BLANK! 🤯
I just want
THIS BLANK JUST BLANKED 😱
My brain
YOU’RE WRONG ABOUT BLANK 😡
To focus
NEW BLANK META! 🤪
February 11, 2026 at 10:36 PM
And I just posted about Magic the Gathering and started getting anxious about ending up dealing with that again. Fucking fuck those fuckers.
So cool to learn random strangers are discussing your genitals and misgendering you because you don't want a bigot's wizard book to be in Magic the Gathering.

Awesome. I love it here.
February 11, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Me: “a huge part of why I’m struggling with harem is because it’s difficult to share my writing and get that immediate feedback. I’m gonna write nonharem so I can share it with people.”
Me: *Starts a Sentai inspired book, does not share it.*
Me: “why am I struggling? It is a mystery.”
February 11, 2026 at 7:48 PM
daily affirmation 😌
Pathetic creature. You should learn to dress youself before venturing out.
February 11, 2026 at 7:40 PM
This.

They might try and disrupt things in key districts. They'll probably send ICE to a few places. Be ready to organize against it.

But there's not enough of them to do it everywhere, and there's no mechanism or political will to cancel elections. Be ready to organize, plan, and don't panic.
I don't want to quote folks because I understand the concern but all this 'Trump doesn't intend to let elections happen' stuff is perhaps irrelevant when you consider that Trump has shelf life comparable to the average potato salad and all his replacements have as much charisma as one.
February 11, 2026 at 7:17 PM
... y'all ever look at something you posted last night because someone gave you a notification of it and you're like "Wait. Who the fuck wrote this?" Like I can vaguely remember it now but if it hadn't gotten that like I would not remember it.
I keep losing track
of which mask
I need to wear.

I try being me

But there are
So many of me

Mask or alter
Fake or face

I just want to
B
r
e
a
t
h
e

Without a ball
Simmering in my chest

I want to find my way back
But front is where I got burned
February 11, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Seriously this. Confidence (and talking about how hot I am) is so fucking sexy.
How to thirst and flirt: "You're so fucking hot! You're an absolute goddess!"

How NOT to thirst and flirt: "It's so over for me. I'll never look like you. Should I end it?"

Learn the difference!

Only one will get you laid!
February 11, 2026 at 3:39 PM
I’m so fucking tired.
So cool to learn random strangers are discussing your genitals and misgendering you because you don't want a bigot's wizard book to be in Magic the Gathering.

Awesome. I love it here.
February 11, 2026 at 3:28 PM
The cis gay men who run the “queer coffee shop” near me have Harry Potter merchandise proudly displayed and I feel like that is all I need to say on the matter.
Cis white gay men are the cis white straight men of the LGBT community

(Which means! There are a LOT of wonderful ones. But holy shit are the heinous ones just hateful bigots, especially towards trans people)
im so tired of cis ppl telling me that this government isn't transphobic and it's especially hurtful and enraging when it's a cis gay man.
February 11, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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*Sits bolt upright in bed, sweating*

Spider-Man Power Rangers team where Peter, Miles, Gwen, Jessica, and Ben all get to transform into Rangers. Madame Webb is the mentor. The zords are all big spiders. The villain of the season is Knull. Eddie/Venom are the sixth ranger.

*Falls back asleep*
February 11, 2026 at 5:06 AM
I keep losing track
of which mask
I need to wear.

I try being me

But there are
So many of me

Mask or alter
Fake or face

I just want to
B
r
e
a
t
h
e

Without a ball
Simmering in my chest

I want to find my way back
But front is where I got burned
February 11, 2026 at 5:55 AM
*Sits bolt upright in bed, sweating*

Spider-Man Power Rangers team where Peter, Miles, Gwen, Jessica, and Ben all get to transform into Rangers. Madame Webb is the mentor. The zords are all big spiders. The villain of the season is Knull. Eddie/Venom are the sixth ranger.

*Falls back asleep*
February 11, 2026 at 5:06 AM
So cool to learn random strangers are discussing your genitals and misgendering you because you don't want a bigot's wizard book to be in Magic the Gathering.

Awesome. I love it here.
February 11, 2026 at 3:26 AM
I don’t trust WOTC further than I can throw them, but I feel like these posts back to back (same wording and all) Is the closest they can get to saying "We are not doing Harry Potter" without pissing off their parent company that is doing HP toys.
February 10, 2026 at 10:37 PM
You can only pull a leash so hard before it snaps.

When it does, make sure whatever is on the other end has no reason to bear you ill will, or you will learn how sharp its fangs are.
February 10, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Also just made a place for people who want to chat and like my stuff. packbase.app/p/spitecorner
February 10, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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This is the ideal snake girlthing body. You might not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
February 4, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I'm allergic to my books hitting the bestseller list and require exposure therapy.
February 10, 2026 at 5:37 PM
apparently the 3 highest grossing Magic the Gathering sets are now:

Final Fantasy

Lord of the Rings

Avatar the Last Airbender

This is fiiiiiiiiiiine.
February 10, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Reading comprehension on this site is really pissing on the poor today.
February 10, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Yeah, like I said earlier, WOTC has all but confirmed it's not in the works now on Reddit.

buuuuuuut... I am gonna be thinking heavily about how much I want my primary luxury expenses to be entangled with the company going forward. I can buy more indie art and games instead.
February 10, 2026 at 5:01 PM
If people are interested, made a writing prompts related space over here.

packbase.app/p/writingpro...
February 10, 2026 at 4:17 PM
This is probably the closest we will get to official confirmation not to worry about Harry Potter: Universes Beyond anytime soon, which is a huge fucking relief. That's been one thing I've been dreading. (Also don’t buy fucking HP merch)
February 10, 2026 at 4:13 PM