The Oreo singularity has begun

I would not have known there was a Lorax movie if not for this account, but I would have happily gorged myself on these brightly colored sugary breakfast desserts

I once had an older engineer provide me with a mess of notes instead of a report based on those notes he had taken. He told me he didn't write reports, that he always "had [his] girl write them from [his] notes". I ended up having to rewrite the majority of what he eventually submitted.

I think of myself as my wife’s personal pan lesbian

It's also working off of whatever data I left on Twitter however many years ago, and who knows what state that's in now

It told me I was 86% straight and 73% dominant and I'm not sure which offends me more

I don't think anyone's planning to spend two full weeks in there

The only perfume I have is one my wife gave me that's orange creamsicle scented. So, not a baked good, but a sweet

I forever want to smell like fresh baked goods

Thank you! My stylist did an amazing job with my hair! It just air dries like this!

Ooh, do you have the numbered dilators or the dotted ones?

I wasn't initially as taken by the songs from this week, but they grew on me (as they all do)

I always forget that they did make *some* improvements, and this is what we ended up with.

I wish they'd release the movies on BD in the US already though!

"Maybe they'll clean it up for the bluray release"
*realizes the blurays have been sitting on her shelf for years*
"Maybe they'll take another crack at it in another few decades"

Look, I Get It, I went there, I had to get used to the colors, but if you just think of them as fall colors they're a lot less heinous as a combination

Bars, even