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Vaishnavi S
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Gulpy, gurgly, plobby, squishy, wofflesome | Occasionally a computer scientist https://vaishs.github.io
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🧵Spotted at a Vineyard Picnic in Aotearoa New Zealand:

A very friendly dog (red cloud kelpie), her bottom square with age, is sprawled on a picnic rug as numerous small humans compete to see Who Can Pat Her Best.
Friendly Dog is in her element, a doggy smile on her face.
This is the life. (1)
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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I feel like the pope being an American cinephile is God finally rewarding Scorsese for a lifetime of devotion
Pope Leo absolutely cooking
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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me upon arriving in the British Isles: I'll allow these people to keep their celtic culture as much as possible and make peace

me after seeing them eating eels: get ready to learn latin, buddy
1 hour into anno 117: i will build an equitable rome for all romans

10 hours into anno 117: i'm sorry but someone has to live by the glass factory
November 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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“Someone with a 1-hr car commute needs to earn 40% more to be as happy as someone with a short walk to work. On the other hand, if someone shifts from a long commute to a walk, their happiness increases as much as if they’d fallen in love.” #CityMakingMath

50 reasons to want more walkable cities.
50 Reasons Why Everyone Should Want More Walkable Streets
From making you live longer to making cities more resilient: If you want a reason to make your city more walkable, it's in here.
www.fastcompany.com
November 16, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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The sense I am getting through all of this is that Larry Summers used his position to get a substantially junior colleague to listen to him whine about his marriage, then tried to get her to “have a drink with him” and stormed off when she was like no thanks I have a presentation tomorrow.
The emails have Summers reporting to Epstein about his attempts to date a Harvard economics student & to hit on her during a seminar she was giving.
November 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Good morning
November 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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The Screwtape Letters is a premium feature, lads.
November 15, 2025 at 8:12 AM
@swumboh.bsky.social Are you teaching ToC this time? How’s it going?
November 15, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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Can I quietly ask we stop talking about what "AI" *could* do in education and identify instead what's actually happening with AI in education? I'll start...
November 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Wombats think the style should be called “pootalist”
For the Aussies, the zoologists and the architects out there.

💩🧊🧪

By @chazhutton.com
November 15, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Waxing poetic in the last paragraph of my final lecture notes for formal methods this semester.
November 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Started watching MURDERBOT and now I don't wanna go to work, I just want to watch MURDERBOT, which is pretty much the plot of MURDERBOT.
November 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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blues brothers ass pope
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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he was a boy
she was a girl
can I make it any more obvious?

he went to work
she stole his plums
forgive her, they're cold and she wanted them
November 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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You ever notice how weird it is that an immortal bothers to kill a bunch of people instead of just waiting 100 years?

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November 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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me when I see your aurora borealis pics
Nature absolutely paints like the harlot, whose allurements cover nothing but the charnel-house within
November 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Tired: em dash (long literary pedigree; now terminally associated with AI gotchas).

Wired: Frankendash (a nameless mode of naming the unnameable; gothic af; hey AI bros, let's see _your_ ungodly creation do _this_).
For anyone who is like “the creature is also named Frankenstein”; Mary Shelley went to see a play version of Frankenstein and was tickled that they listed the creature as “———“ in the dramatis personae:

“this nameless mode of naming the unnameable is rather good”

www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/3...
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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The internet isn't fun anymore. I miss when it was just pictures of cats with bad grammar, not a global prison that monetizes despair.
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Bonzy buddy took unemployment hard
When grief comes to you as a purple gorilla you must count yourself lucky.

You must offer her what's left
of your dinner, the book you were trying to finish
you must put aside
and make her a place to sit at the foot of your bed,
-MATTHEW DICKMAN
#Poetry #LiteratureSky 💙📚👀
November 12, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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The number of English words from one Late Latin word is ridiculous 😆
November 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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‘One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats’

Iris Murdoch
December 23, 2023 at 9:56 AM