TylerOnTheInternet
@tylerontheinternet.bsky.social
im here.
Public librarian by trade. Rapscallion by choice.
Public librarian by trade. Rapscallion by choice.
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Apparently I'm in the top 5% of posters on this website lmao. Also, I rank at 7.3 out of 10 in terms of influence?? What???Thank you to the many anonymous folks who follow me on here! You may be silent, but you are evidently a majority.
January 6, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Apparently I'm in the top 5% of posters on this website lmao. Also, I rank at 7.3 out of 10 in terms of influence?? What???Thank you to the many anonymous folks who follow me on here! You may be silent, but you are evidently a majority.
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Returning to your novel manuscript-in-progress after a couple weeks away
January 6, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Returning to your novel manuscript-in-progress after a couple weeks away
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second degree murder, and specifically depraved heart murder, wherein the accused doesn't actively plan to kill a specific person or people but acts with callous disregard for human life - like firing a gun into a crowd or driving drunk - should apply to decisions made by CEOs and heads of industry
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
January 5, 2026 at 6:30 AM
second degree murder, and specifically depraved heart murder, wherein the accused doesn't actively plan to kill a specific person or people but acts with callous disregard for human life - like firing a gun into a crowd or driving drunk - should apply to decisions made by CEOs and heads of industry
I'm watching the Norwegian black metal documentary "Until The Light Takes Us", and man Varg comes off as an even more unhinged psychotic dipshit than he does just by reputation alone nowadays. He was born for the Internet, just a bit too early.
January 5, 2026 at 5:45 AM
I'm watching the Norwegian black metal documentary "Until The Light Takes Us", and man Varg comes off as an even more unhinged psychotic dipshit than he does just by reputation alone nowadays. He was born for the Internet, just a bit too early.
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It’s genuinely wild how much PSL has been allowed to own the space of anti-war opposition mobilization because no one else took up the space. It’s seriously damning, like it is really fucking bad.
About 200 people are rallying in downtown Seattle to denounce U.S. military strikes on Venezuela and the kidnapping of its president Nicolás Maduro. The attacks occurred overnight and were authorized by U.S. President Donald Trump. Organizers called for a new anti-war movement to oppose the attacks.
January 4, 2026 at 1:42 AM
It’s genuinely wild how much PSL has been allowed to own the space of anti-war opposition mobilization because no one else took up the space. It’s seriously damning, like it is really fucking bad.
we need to do wellness checks on the worst posters on this website and others
January 4, 2026 at 4:10 AM
we need to do wellness checks on the worst posters on this website and others
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Parsing Trump, Rubio, and Hegseth statements, it sounds a lot like "we're going to drop all demands for democracy/elections, recognize Rodriguez in perpetuity, drop all sanctions, send lots of investment and technical assistance, and buy any oil Venezuela wants to sell."
January 3, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Parsing Trump, Rubio, and Hegseth statements, it sounds a lot like "we're going to drop all demands for democracy/elections, recognize Rodriguez in perpetuity, drop all sanctions, send lots of investment and technical assistance, and buy any oil Venezuela wants to sell."
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Which, if true, is a massive gift to Rodriguez and the rest of the authoritarian regime.
For all the anti-imperialist rhetoric, they don't give a rat's a$$ about ideology. It's all power. Delcy will happily welcome American dollars — just like Maduro would have happily done if offered.
For all the anti-imperialist rhetoric, they don't give a rat's a$$ about ideology. It's all power. Delcy will happily welcome American dollars — just like Maduro would have happily done if offered.
January 3, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Which, if true, is a massive gift to Rodriguez and the rest of the authoritarian regime.
For all the anti-imperialist rhetoric, they don't give a rat's a$$ about ideology. It's all power. Delcy will happily welcome American dollars — just like Maduro would have happily done if offered.
For all the anti-imperialist rhetoric, they don't give a rat's a$$ about ideology. It's all power. Delcy will happily welcome American dollars — just like Maduro would have happily done if offered.
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Maduro—a guy who rigged elections, robbed the public blind, vitiated even Chavismo, etc.—was therefore a natural ally. But, for historical reasons, he was locked in to opposition to the maga branch of the fascist international.
January 3, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Maduro—a guy who rigged elections, robbed the public blind, vitiated even Chavismo, etc.—was therefore a natural ally. But, for historical reasons, he was locked in to opposition to the maga branch of the fascist international.
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Trump is trying to strongarm the oil industry into supporting his war and they're like this deal sucks
it's exactly the other way around from the "war for oil" theory lol
www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
it's exactly the other way around from the "war for oil" theory lol
www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
January 3, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Trump is trying to strongarm the oil industry into supporting his war and they're like this deal sucks
it's exactly the other way around from the "war for oil" theory lol
www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
it's exactly the other way around from the "war for oil" theory lol
www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
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NYT gonna NYT: "Both Mr. Mamdani and Mr. Maduro identify as socialists, though they have no relationship.” — would be funny if they did this every time you write about two capitalists.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/03/w...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/03/w...
Mamdani Called Trump to Criticize Venezuela Strikes
www.nytimes.com
January 3, 2026 at 10:01 PM
NYT gonna NYT: "Both Mr. Mamdani and Mr. Maduro identify as socialists, though they have no relationship.” — would be funny if they did this every time you write about two capitalists.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/03/w...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/03/w...
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Sick to bastard death of this shit
January 3, 2026 at 8:24 AM
Sick to bastard death of this shit
Sir. My belly is exposed. I am on my back. I am giving up. All hail the Gavin Newsom imperium. You clearly have no morals, no boundaries, no sense of shame, and you believe in nothing but a liberal idealism of power & norms and will immediately codify & sanction Trump's legacy. I will vote for you.
January 3, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Sir. My belly is exposed. I am on my back. I am giving up. All hail the Gavin Newsom imperium. You clearly have no morals, no boundaries, no sense of shame, and you believe in nothing but a liberal idealism of power & norms and will immediately codify & sanction Trump's legacy. I will vote for you.
['The Aristocrats' voice] The Liberals!
January 3, 2026 at 7:06 PM
['The Aristocrats' voice] The Liberals!
No
They should give Tony Gilroy the GDP of Barbados to remake the the prequels
January 3, 2026 at 12:22 AM
No
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Mamdani: Where else can you hear the sound of the steel pan, savor the smell of sancocho, and pay $9 for coffee on the same block? Where else could a Muslim kid like me grow up eating bagels and lox every Sunday?
January 1, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Mamdani: Where else can you hear the sound of the steel pan, savor the smell of sancocho, and pay $9 for coffee on the same block? Where else could a Muslim kid like me grow up eating bagels and lox every Sunday?
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day one in mamdani’s new york
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 PM
day one in mamdani’s new york
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Outlook for the new year ...
December 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Outlook for the new year ...
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4/ The median American read 2 books in 2025. The *average* was quite a bit higher — but that's driven by the minority of heavy readers pulling up the mean:
December 31, 2025 at 3:00 PM
4/ The median American read 2 books in 2025. The *average* was quite a bit higher — but that's driven by the minority of heavy readers pulling up the mean:
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mike f on how one of his accounts got nuked
rip homniegh see u on the other side
rip homniegh see u on the other side
December 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
mike f on how one of his accounts got nuked
rip homniegh see u on the other side
rip homniegh see u on the other side
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“Whenever we’re out of this shit” lol… lmao even. We’re gonna get like 4 years of CIA-big tech democrat president and then _~*it is going to get worse than it is right now*~_
this is 97% locked-in
this is 97% locked-in
Whenever we're out of this shit the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau should be built into an absolutely nightmare bureaucratic goliath. Increase the original funding by a million times and hire thousands of staffers trying to fuck shit up for business.
December 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
“Whenever we’re out of this shit” lol… lmao even. We’re gonna get like 4 years of CIA-big tech democrat president and then _~*it is going to get worse than it is right now*~_
this is 97% locked-in
this is 97% locked-in
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You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.
August 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.
One of the funniest guys to ever do it. Rest easy, king.
Very sad to say it seems Mike Fossey, aka Mike F. has died. Truly one of the funniest posters of all time and a talented artisan. Had been friends online for many years, but I got to hang out a couple times at shows in Boston and he was funny and sweet in real life too.
Michael F. Fossey Obituary December 22, 2025 - Westford Healy Funeral Home
View Michael F. Fossey's obituary, find service dates, and sign the guestbook.
www.healyfuneralhome.com
December 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
One of the funniest guys to ever do it. Rest easy, king.
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it