Marge
@magsmclaugh.bsky.social
It’s me, marge. I am the Number 1 Jiminy Glick Revivalist on Bluesky Dot Com. Proud member of CWA.
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· Jul 7
I would like to invite all of my friends to have a big dinner together for the rest of my life
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March was so long that when we finished, after an hour of marching, there were still people waiting to start matching. We made a protest ouroboros.
Yeah, I'm thinking we're going to win.
Yeah, I'm thinking we're going to win.
January 10, 2026 at 9:39 PM
March was so long that when we finished, after an hour of marching, there were still people waiting to start matching. We made a protest ouroboros.
Yeah, I'm thinking we're going to win.
Yeah, I'm thinking we're going to win.
I feel this sentiment so deeply.
i haven’t been posting as much lately because i find everything that’s going on to be overwhelming and i have trouble even mustering up anger over it tbh. not because it’s not enraging but rather because im afraid there’s no bottom once i start down that path and i need there to be one, you know?
January 5, 2026 at 11:47 PM
I feel this sentiment so deeply.
It really bums me out that I’ve seen every scary movie ever made. Now I am forced to wait until someone makes another good one.
January 5, 2026 at 6:25 PM
It really bums me out that I’ve seen every scary movie ever made. Now I am forced to wait until someone makes another good one.
“Sanction” is the contronym that always gets me. Like… for real?
‘Cleave’ can refer to splitting something apart.
‘Cleave’ can also refer to the uniting of two things.
…what?
A word that is also its own opposite is called a ‘contronym.’
‘Cleave’ can also refer to the uniting of two things.
…what?
A word that is also its own opposite is called a ‘contronym.’
January 5, 2026 at 5:15 PM
“Sanction” is the contronym that always gets me. Like… for real?
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Cancel the LA Olympics, scrap the World Cup, the United States cannot be a trusted part of the international community so long as the White House operates this violently and with impunity.
January 3, 2026 at 7:13 AM
Cancel the LA Olympics, scrap the World Cup, the United States cannot be a trusted part of the international community so long as the White House operates this violently and with impunity.
Went to trader hoe’s after the gym, got three compliments on my Zohran pin and the guy who rang me up said he wants to take his gf to NYC next December to see the tree. He asked me my name and then the woman behind me was like “Margaret is such a beautiful name”
How do I move into TJ’s?
How do I move into TJ’s?
January 3, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Went to trader hoe’s after the gym, got three compliments on my Zohran pin and the guy who rang me up said he wants to take his gf to NYC next December to see the tree. He asked me my name and then the woman behind me was like “Margaret is such a beautiful name”
How do I move into TJ’s?
How do I move into TJ’s?
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No matter where we go from here I cannot believe we, as DSA, in under 10 years of reconstitution, elected a guy to govern the most important city in the world that says in his inaugural speech: “I was elected as a democratic socialist and I will govern as a democratic socialist.”
January 1, 2026 at 8:27 PM
No matter where we go from here I cannot believe we, as DSA, in under 10 years of reconstitution, elected a guy to govern the most important city in the world that says in his inaugural speech: “I was elected as a democratic socialist and I will govern as a democratic socialist.”
Why does adam friedland sing in a British accent
December 31, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Why does adam friedland sing in a British accent
“Whenever we’re out of this shit” lol… lmao even. We’re gonna get like 4 years of CIA-big tech democrat president and then _~*it is going to get worse than it is right now*~_
this is 97% locked-in
this is 97% locked-in
Whenever we're out of this shit the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau should be built into an absolutely nightmare bureaucratic goliath. Increase the original funding by a million times and hire thousands of staffers trying to fuck shit up for business.
December 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
“Whenever we’re out of this shit” lol… lmao even. We’re gonna get like 4 years of CIA-big tech democrat president and then _~*it is going to get worse than it is right now*~_
this is 97% locked-in
this is 97% locked-in
I still haven’t seen a lot of movies but Presence is still of my favs of the year. Jamming econo
December 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I still haven’t seen a lot of movies but Presence is still of my favs of the year. Jamming econo
Massachusetts just did this and now they have a budget surplus and no one moved away. Peter Thiel you’re lucky we don’t disembowel you every day
“California is on a path to self-destruction,” wrote Bill Ackman, joining opposition to a tax proposal alongside Google’s cofounder and more.
Possible California Wealth Tax Causes Billionaire Freakout: Page, Thiel Threaten To Leave
“California is on a path to self-destruction,” wrote Bill Ackman, joining opposition to a tax proposal alongside Google’s cofounder and more.
www.forbes.com
December 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Massachusetts just did this and now they have a budget surplus and no one moved away. Peter Thiel you’re lucky we don’t disembowel you every day
IS THE LA TIMES STORY ABOUT THE BLACK DAHLIA ZODIAC THING REAL
December 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
IS THE LA TIMES STORY ABOUT THE BLACK DAHLIA ZODIAC THING REAL
Showing my dad Conner omalley videos… teaching him about how the rocks are stealing our Vedic energy making us complacent
December 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Showing my dad Conner omalley videos… teaching him about how the rocks are stealing our Vedic energy making us complacent
Asked my brother to pick up a bottle of iced coffee from 711 and he got me a sbux Frappuccino… can’t drink it. That’s a truly illegal amount of sugar in there. Foul, disgusting, degoutant, degeuelasse
December 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Asked my brother to pick up a bottle of iced coffee from 711 and he got me a sbux Frappuccino… can’t drink it. That’s a truly illegal amount of sugar in there. Foul, disgusting, degoutant, degeuelasse
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DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
I yelled and dropped my coffee when I saw on IMDb that Charles melton is going to be in the next Todd Solondz movie. YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!
December 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I yelled and dropped my coffee when I saw on IMDb that Charles melton is going to be in the next Todd Solondz movie. YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
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Why is this tiny gesture so funny
December 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Why is this tiny gesture so funny
Thanks for all the memories, king. We love you so much
lettuce, tomato, lettuce, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, cheese, lettuce.
December 15, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Thanks for all the memories, king. We love you so much
I’m so in love with Josh O’Connor, it sucks
December 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I’m so in love with Josh O’Connor, it sucks
I went to see Zach galifianakis perform standup in 2004 or 5, when he was still using the easel and doing interpretive dances along with it. I was a huge fan, and managed to grab one of the pieces of paper from the easel after the show. I put it up on my wall. It was a joke about Dick Cheney being
December 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I went to see Zach galifianakis perform standup in 2004 or 5, when he was still using the easel and doing interpretive dances along with it. I was a huge fan, and managed to grab one of the pieces of paper from the easel after the show. I put it up on my wall. It was a joke about Dick Cheney being
There are some natural disasters that I hope to be around for. Others, I’d rather they happen after I go
December 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
There are some natural disasters that I hope to be around for. Others, I’d rather they happen after I go
I really can’t stand social media anymore. Vote the left coast slate for DSA LA—I’m out again maybe I’ll see you all in 2026
December 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I really can’t stand social media anymore. Vote the left coast slate for DSA LA—I’m out again maybe I’ll see you all in 2026
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