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this is at least my second rodeo
lore slut | Midwest | she/her
lore slut | Midwest | she/her
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Some important new government policy that Native Americans might be interested in:
Trump talks about Denmark and Greenland just now: "The fact that they landed a boat there 500 years ago doesn't mean that they own the land."
January 9, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Some important new government policy that Native Americans might be interested in:
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26 years ago today, we had our first experience with STUPID SEXY FLANDERS! “Little Big Mom” first aired on Fox on January 9, 2000.
January 10, 2026 at 1:02 AM
26 years ago today, we had our first experience with STUPID SEXY FLANDERS! “Little Big Mom” first aired on Fox on January 9, 2000.
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white women and queers - and people who love them - this is a good week to look GOP voters you know in the eye and ask them if they think it should be legally permissible for men to shoot you or your loved one in the head on the basis of being a “fucking bitch”
January 10, 2026 at 12:08 AM
white women and queers - and people who love them - this is a good week to look GOP voters you know in the eye and ask them if they think it should be legally permissible for men to shoot you or your loved one in the head on the basis of being a “fucking bitch”
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Never escaping the adage "men are afraid that women are laughing at them; women are afraid that men will kill them"
He never dropped his phone.
Even while “fearing for his life” and shooting her with the other hand.
Even while “fearing for his life” and shooting her with the other hand.
January 9, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Never escaping the adage "men are afraid that women are laughing at them; women are afraid that men will kill them"
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I can’t join ICE because I once gave a woman an orgasm 😔
January 9, 2026 at 2:07 PM
I can’t join ICE because I once gave a woman an orgasm 😔
Cute guy I like: damn, I thought I knew memes. YOU know memes
Me: (my ego, immediately doubled)
Me: (my ego, immediately doubled)
a close up of a woman 's face with a red background and a yellow shirt .
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a red background and a yellow shirt .
media.tenor.com
January 9, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Cute guy I like: damn, I thought I knew memes. YOU know memes
Me: (my ego, immediately doubled)
Me: (my ego, immediately doubled)
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His and hers lobotomies and chill?
January 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
His and hers lobotomies and chill?
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Like 12 years ago my friend sent me this picture from his work and it immediately, permanently changed the name of this utensil in my head. The bytes were fully overwritten. I don’t remember the former name of this item and frankly I don’t care
January 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Like 12 years ago my friend sent me this picture from his work and it immediately, permanently changed the name of this utensil in my head. The bytes were fully overwritten. I don’t remember the former name of this item and frankly I don’t care
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being queer/gay is political. you can’t escape it. the first brick wasn’t thrown so you could ignore the battle.
January 9, 2026 at 2:52 AM
being queer/gay is political. you can’t escape it. the first brick wasn’t thrown so you could ignore the battle.
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RPGs would be a little spicer if the potion bottles you found in dungeons had a small chance of being a bottle that orc-guard was peeing in before you killed him.
people are so kind to leave various beverages out for us weary travelers
January 7, 2026 at 3:06 PM
RPGs would be a little spicer if the potion bottles you found in dungeons had a small chance of being a bottle that orc-guard was peeing in before you killed him.
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sorry, i can’t hang out tonight. i have to plot world domination with my cats
January 7, 2026 at 2:26 PM
sorry, i can’t hang out tonight. i have to plot world domination with my cats
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I'm mad about how fast my life went from MySpace to MyChart.
January 7, 2026 at 4:46 PM
I'm mad about how fast my life went from MySpace to MyChart.
I’m hearing that cup noodle is not breakfast…troubling news
January 7, 2026 at 3:34 PM
I’m hearing that cup noodle is not breakfast…troubling news
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Why Would Women Like Naked Gorgeous Men Talking About Their Emotions. Why Would Women Like Beautiful Sexy Men Yearning Sexily. Why Would Women Like Sculpted Butts And True Love. The Female Mind Is An Enigma.
January 7, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Why Would Women Like Naked Gorgeous Men Talking About Their Emotions. Why Would Women Like Beautiful Sexy Men Yearning Sexily. Why Would Women Like Sculpted Butts And True Love. The Female Mind Is An Enigma.
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microblogging as a format was designed for posting pictures of your sandwich and jokes about jerking off. every time you try to make it do something else it degrades the core experience
January 6, 2026 at 10:30 PM
microblogging as a format was designed for posting pictures of your sandwich and jokes about jerking off. every time you try to make it do something else it degrades the core experience
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eating breakfast and realizing i might’ve been the problem earlier
January 6, 2026 at 3:42 PM
eating breakfast and realizing i might’ve been the problem earlier
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Guess everything is a joke to you huh, joke account on jokes dot com, the website for jokers and fans of jokes
January 5, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Guess everything is a joke to you huh, joke account on jokes dot com, the website for jokers and fans of jokes
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his name is Reggie Redbird, please show some respect
January 6, 2026 at 12:26 AM
his name is Reggie Redbird, please show some respect
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I know with the new year a lot of folks are at the gym doing squats. I just want ya’ll to know I’m at home doing my favorite kind of squat
(diddley)
(diddley)
January 5, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I know with the new year a lot of folks are at the gym doing squats. I just want ya’ll to know I’m at home doing my favorite kind of squat
(diddley)
(diddley)
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Jim Henson: What if I did a character who plays the piano and sings in a growly voice
Frank Oz: You’re describing Rowlf the dog
Jim Henson: No no no this one would be a total fucking freak
Frank Oz: You’re describing Rowlf the dog
Jim Henson: No no no this one would be a total fucking freak
January 6, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Jim Henson: What if I did a character who plays the piano and sings in a growly voice
Frank Oz: You’re describing Rowlf the dog
Jim Henson: No no no this one would be a total fucking freak
Frank Oz: You’re describing Rowlf the dog
Jim Henson: No no no this one would be a total fucking freak
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Vegetarian Greek food restaurant called Don't Meat Your Gyros
January 5, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Vegetarian Greek food restaurant called Don't Meat Your Gyros
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bro did you seriously not heed the teachings of yore
January 6, 2026 at 4:20 AM
bro did you seriously not heed the teachings of yore
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great, just got waitlisted for screaming into the Void
January 5, 2026 at 11:43 PM
great, just got waitlisted for screaming into the Void
my first internet beef, and over SUCH a worthy cause. Don’t worry, Kermie, I’ll make you proud and they’ll never bother us again
January 6, 2026 at 2:42 AM
my first internet beef, and over SUCH a worthy cause. Don’t worry, Kermie, I’ll make you proud and they’ll never bother us again