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this is at least my second rodeo

lore slut | 28 | Midwest | she/her
Cute guy I like: damn, I thought I knew memes. YOU know memes
Me: (my ego, immediately doubled)
a close up of a woman 's face with a red background and a yellow shirt .
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a red background and a yellow shirt .
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January 9, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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His and hers lobotomies and chill?
January 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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Like 12 years ago my friend sent me this picture from his work and it immediately, permanently changed the name of this utensil in my head. The bytes were fully overwritten. I don’t remember the former name of this item and frankly I don’t care
January 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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being queer/gay is political. you can’t escape it. the first brick wasn’t thrown so you could ignore the battle.
January 9, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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January 8, 2026 at 3:10 PM
January 8, 2026 at 2:40 AM
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RPGs would be a little spicer if the potion bottles you found in dungeons had a small chance of being a bottle that orc-guard was peeing in before you killed him.
people are so kind to leave various beverages out for us weary travelers
January 7, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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sorry, i can’t hang out tonight. i have to plot world domination with my cats
January 7, 2026 at 2:26 PM
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I'm mad about how fast my life went from MySpace to MyChart.
January 7, 2026 at 4:46 PM
I’m hearing that cup noodle is not breakfast…troubling news
January 7, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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Why Would Women Like Naked Gorgeous Men Talking About Their Emotions. Why Would Women Like Beautiful Sexy Men Yearning Sexily. Why Would Women Like Sculpted Butts And True Love. The Female Mind Is An Enigma.
January 7, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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microblogging as a format was designed for posting pictures of your sandwich and jokes about jerking off. every time you try to make it do something else it degrades the core experience
January 6, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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eating breakfast and realizing i might’ve been the problem earlier
January 6, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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Guess everything is a joke to you huh, joke account on jokes dot com, the website for jokers and fans of jokes
January 5, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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his name is Reggie Redbird, please show some respect
January 6, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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I know with the new year a lot of folks are at the gym doing squats. I just want ya’ll to know I’m at home doing my favorite kind of squat

(diddley)
January 5, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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Jim Henson: What if I did a character who plays the piano and sings in a growly voice

Frank Oz: You’re describing Rowlf the dog

Jim Henson: No no no this one would be a total fucking freak
January 6, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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Vegetarian Greek food restaurant called Don't Meat Your Gyros
January 5, 2026 at 2:54 PM
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bro did you seriously not heed the teachings of yore
January 6, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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great, just got waitlisted for screaming into the Void
January 5, 2026 at 11:43 PM
my first internet beef, and over SUCH a worthy cause. Don’t worry, Kermie, I’ll make you proud and they’ll never bother us again
January 6, 2026 at 2:42 AM
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this is what hacking the mainframe actually means
January 5, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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I promise to like all your posts if you promise not to post bad.
January 5, 2026 at 8:09 PM