Skippy the Magnificent
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If Goldilocks had broken into the charmin bear house I’m not so sure it would be a story we’d want to read
November 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
If Goldilocks had broken into the charmin bear house I’m not so sure it would be a story we’d want to read
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Completely normal panel of Ludwig Von Drake drinking water from a cactus, send post
November 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Completely normal panel of Ludwig Von Drake drinking water from a cactus, send post
Just once I would like to hear a reporter say, "I’m sorry senator, but that is simply not true"
November 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Just once I would like to hear a reporter say, "I’m sorry senator, but that is simply not true"
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Imagine if they just subsidized newspapers and magazines the way they’re subsidizing this slop
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Imagine if they just subsidized newspapers and magazines the way they’re subsidizing this slop
I used to live across the street from there.
If I left and came home during brunch service I’d have to park on the other side of the neighborhood
If I left and came home during brunch service I’d have to park on the other side of the neighborhood
The longtime spot will change names and ownership but retain its “warm” atmosphere.
James Beard-nominated chefs buy iconic Kansas City breakfast restaurant
The longtime spot will change names and ownership but retain its “warm” atmosphere.
bit.ly
November 30, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I used to live across the street from there.
If I left and came home during brunch service I’d have to park on the other side of the neighborhood
If I left and came home during brunch service I’d have to park on the other side of the neighborhood
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"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
They just keep coming up with newer and better ways to destroy the planet even faster
The EPA is prioritizing review of new chemicals to be used in data centers. Experts say this could lead to the fast approval of new types of forever chemicals—with limited oversight.
The Trump Administration’s Data Center Push Could Open the Door for New Forever Chemicals
The EPA is prioritizing review of new chemicals to be used in data centers. Experts say this could lead to the fast approval of new types of forever chemicals—with limited oversight.
wrd.cm
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 AM
They just keep coming up with newer and better ways to destroy the planet even faster
She was overcome by the power of the holy spirits and asked jesus to take the wheel
A Garden City woman was arrested last night after driving her car into a church. Police report that she was driving under the influence.
Story | https://www.kwch.com/2025/11/30/garden-city-woman-arrested-driving-into-church/
Story | https://www.kwch.com/2025/11/30/garden-city-woman-arrested-driving-into-church/
November 30, 2025 at 7:27 AM
She was overcome by the power of the holy spirits and asked jesus to take the wheel
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Exorcist: I'm here to remove the demon that has possessed you
Me: I didn't call you
Demon: I did
Me: I didn't call you
Demon: I did
October 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Exorcist: I'm here to remove the demon that has possessed you
Me: I didn't call you
Demon: I did
Me: I didn't call you
Demon: I did
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if u say that you don’t like “dragula” by rob zombie, my assumption is that you’re lying. if not to me, then to yourself
October 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
if u say that you don’t like “dragula” by rob zombie, my assumption is that you’re lying. if not to me, then to yourself
One of the first 'minerals' I added to my collection
November 30, 2025 at 7:17 AM
One of the first 'minerals' I added to my collection
People staying 6+ feet away from me.
Not having to make excuses for not wanting to socialize.
No hand shaking.
Not having to make excuses for not wanting to socialize.
No hand shaking.
What's a charming memory you have from the worst period of the pandemic?
November 30, 2025 at 7:16 AM
People staying 6+ feet away from me.
Not having to make excuses for not wanting to socialize.
No hand shaking.
Not having to make excuses for not wanting to socialize.
No hand shaking.
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Several Republican members of Congress have said that they are retiring to spend more time with other people's children.
November 30, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Several Republican members of Congress have said that they are retiring to spend more time with other people's children.
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I wish my face wasn't all "Please come and talk to me, stranger".
August 2, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I wish my face wasn't all "Please come and talk to me, stranger".
Over 40?
Drop a selfie
Drop a selfie
November 30, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Over 40?
Drop a selfie
Drop a selfie
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live in the present, hide in a box until xmas
November 30, 2025 at 6:02 AM
live in the present, hide in a box until xmas
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I love watching people laugh. And cops pepper spraying themselves
November 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I love watching people laugh. And cops pepper spraying themselves
Brb. Gonna gouge out my eyeballs with a rusty spoon
First lady Melania Trump announced Friday that she has launched a new film production company — the latest Trump family business.
Melania Trump's newest business venture ridiculed online: 'Remake of Pretty Woman'
First lady Melania Trump announced Friday that she has launched a new film production company — the latest Trump family business. The new venture, called Muse, debuted on the former model's X account just weeks ahead of her self-titled documentary, "MELANIA," The Daily Beast reported.In a 10-second ...
bit.ly
November 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Brb. Gonna gouge out my eyeballs with a rusty spoon
For 4 years we were told that Biden could only do so much because he was limited by the powers of the executive. But for the last 10 months trump has been waddling around doing whatever the fuck he wants and no one is standing in his way
November 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
For 4 years we were told that Biden could only do so much because he was limited by the powers of the executive. But for the last 10 months trump has been waddling around doing whatever the fuck he wants and no one is standing in his way
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[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
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Hey hi let us not forget that both Noah Schnapp and Bret Gelman are loud proud zionists and we shouldn’t be watching stranger things
November 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Hey hi let us not forget that both Noah Schnapp and Bret Gelman are loud proud zionists and we shouldn’t be watching stranger things
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A mind like a steel trap; empty and rusted shut
November 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM
A mind like a steel trap; empty and rusted shut
I’ll go first— no.
Let’s all go around the table and say one word we’re thankful for.
November 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I’ll go first— no.
You’ve got to be a real fucked up piece of fucking garbage to have me siding with pierce fucking morgan
The ousted Fox News host claimed that the “only people” he ever hears use the word are gay.
Tucker Carlson Eggs On Piers Morgan To Say Gay Slur In Revolting Interview
The ousted Fox News host claimed that the “only people” he ever hears use the word are gay.
www.huffpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
You’ve got to be a real fucked up piece of fucking garbage to have me siding with pierce fucking morgan
Hey that’s neat. How bout you fuck all the way off and pay your employees a livable wage? Fuckin twat
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Hey that’s neat. How bout you fuck all the way off and pay your employees a livable wage? Fuckin twat