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Skippy the Magnificent
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Over 40?

Drop a selfie
Goofy looking, bearded white dude wearing a yellowish linen shirt and white shorts taking a mirror selfie
November 30, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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We need to be bringing more of this energy to our elected ‘representatives'
November 22, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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My favorite part of this whole thing is you can see it on Mamdani's face that he knows he played trump
Trump grinning and most likely popping wood looking at Mamdani
November 22, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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Wait, is Nick Offerman holding a bottle of his favorite whiskey (Lagavulin) whilst playing a character taking bribes from said whiskey company? Love it.
Scene from the show Death by Lightning showing a man smoking a cigar holding a bottle of whiskey
November 21, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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My 86 year old grandma asked me to bring her back something from Maui
Package containing a Hawaiian coconut bra
November 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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I saw goats on my hike today. Beach goats are cooler than regular goats because duh
A black momma goat and baby goat hanging out under a tree on a rocky beach Vertical basalt cliff at the shoreline with rain clouds in the distance
November 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Holy shit I’m rich!
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November 15, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Me: Chachi I love you so much and would literally die for you

Chachi: I think that’s my Lyft pulling up
A very handsome, brown & tan chihuahua seen from the side, staring forward The most handsome chihuahua hopping off a couch
November 1, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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MS Paint-esq looking drawing of a crudely drawn humanoid dumping a bucket of purple stuff into a reservoir
October 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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No thank you
Marquee sign outside a bar saying, "enter the puss"
October 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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He has no intention of ever leaving the White House
Large excavator demolishing the east wing of the White House. Entire ground floor is been removed and two basement floors are visible through the gaping hole in the People’s House
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Just gonna drop this table from the bureau of labor statistics here
An official website of the United States government Paid leave benefits: Average number of sick and vacation days by length of service requirement, March 2025 Service requirement Private industry State and local government Charts for E year Bureau of L Sick leave: after 1 7 Graphi years Sick leave: after 5 7 12 Releas years Sick leave: after 10 7 12 Paid lea years Sick leave: after 20 7 12 and vac: Vacation: after 1 year 11 13 requiren Vacation: after 5 years 15 16 chart packag years Charts relate Vacation: after 10 18 19 PREV Vacation: after 20 years 20 22 Paid leave benefits: Average number of sick and vacation days by length of servic
October 21, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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I really thought you were fucking with me and tbh I would probably be less upset if you had been than what I am now know that spelling exists
Screenshot shot of Post Barba Papa The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social diarrhoea October 19, 2025 at 10:17 AM 口 ••• diarrhoea Dictionary diarrhoea | dia'ria | noun a condition in which faces are discharged from the bowels frequently and in a liquid form Oxford Dictionary of English diarrhoea | noun loose motions Oxford Thesaurus of English diarrhea | noun loose motions Oxford American Writer's Thesaurus di•ar-rhe•a | ‚dia'rēa | noun a condition in which feces are discharged from the bowels frequently and in a liquid form New Oxford American Dictionary "arrhea l dataria l noin
October 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Bought a new water bottle just for this sticker #RespectMyTransHomiesOrIwillidentifyAsAFuckingProblem
Blue and pink water bottle with a sticker featuring a screaming opossum holding a juvenile opossum that says, "protect trans youth"
October 17, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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I won’t let Chachi watch as I put the kibble into his snuffle mat as though he’ll be able to memorize where each and every bit of kibble ends up
Looking down at an elderly brown chihuahua aggressively guarding his blue snuffle mat
October 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Can we please integrate all of this into usb-c cords?
These things could be stretched all over the house for years and would last decades. And when you didn’t need them, they sprung back out of the way
Curly handset cable for a landline phone
October 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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There’s a reason they’re gutting education at the same time they’re shoving ai down our throats— stupid people are easier to control
"They're trying to convince people they can't do the things they've been doing easily for years - to write emails, to write a presentation. Your daughter wants you to make up a bedtime story about puppies - to write that for you." We will get to the point, she says with a grim laugh, "that you will essentially become just a skin bag of organs and bones, nothing else. You won't know anything and you will be told repeatedly that you can't do it, which is the opposite of what life has to offer. Capitulating all kinds of' decisions like where to go on vacation, what to wear today, who to date, what to eat. People are already doing this. You won't have to process grief, because you'll have uploaded photos and voice messages from your mother who just died, and then she can talk to you via AI video call every day. One of the ways it's going to destroy humans, long before there's a nuclear disaster, is going to be the emotional hollowing-out of people."
October 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Ronald fuckbag Reagan’s Wikipedia page showing he was potus from 1981-1989
September 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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A tale of two weather apps:
Acuweather WeatherBug
Weather forecast showing: Monday 55% chance of rain Tuesday 96% Wednesday 80% Thursday 73% Friday 71% Weather forecast showing: Monday chance of storms Tuesday: 30% Wednesday 30% Thursday chance of storms Friday 30%
September 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Me for the past 5 days since I got here
September 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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To my fellow white people:
do more of this shit.
And be sure to take a pair of snips with you, for reasons
Close up of a tire valve stem Blue handled snip pliers
September 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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As much as it pains me to admit it, this music video was one of the first times I was like, maybe I men?
6 emo-ish men tatted up and looking extra douchey
September 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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This is beyond factual. This is a sociological law. A tautology of truth
Screenshot of a post by @thedadbriefs: Unlike the Supreme Court, I am reasonably suspicious that people of color are the most loving and caring among us.
September 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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This is why we’re friends

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Screenshot of text messages: Me: I've decided we're moving here and opening a hotel / eco camping place. There's even a hotel for sale nearby where I'm staying Liz: I was wondering how long it would be before you had a business opportunity figured out 😂
September 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM