Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion
@tommyoblivion.bsky.social
Long Island is the most magical place on Earth. I think Abraham Lincoln said that.
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In terms of what cures are being lost:
- Epstein-Barr virus is perhaps the major trigger for multiple sclerosis
- herpes simplex virus causes cold sores, genital herpes, infections in babies, deadly meningitis
- shingles virus causes an intensely painful disease
- Epstein-Barr virus is perhaps the major trigger for multiple sclerosis
- herpes simplex virus causes cold sores, genital herpes, infections in babies, deadly meningitis
- shingles virus causes an intensely painful disease
February 13, 2026 at 5:44 AM
In terms of what cures are being lost:
- Epstein-Barr virus is perhaps the major trigger for multiple sclerosis
- herpes simplex virus causes cold sores, genital herpes, infections in babies, deadly meningitis
- shingles virus causes an intensely painful disease
- Epstein-Barr virus is perhaps the major trigger for multiple sclerosis
- herpes simplex virus causes cold sores, genital herpes, infections in babies, deadly meningitis
- shingles virus causes an intensely painful disease
imagining a guy who DoorDashes in a Waymo
February 13, 2026 at 3:17 PM
imagining a guy who DoorDashes in a Waymo
I lost 13 lbs in two weeks on the wegovy pill, [Leonardo DiCaprio voice] which really pissed me off
February 13, 2026 at 12:32 PM
I lost 13 lbs in two weeks on the wegovy pill, [Leonardo DiCaprio voice] which really pissed me off
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September 2, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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We're working around the clock developing Chess 2
February 12, 2026 at 5:50 PM
We're working around the clock developing Chess 2
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“my ‘we’re not out scouring the streets to disappear people or deny people their civil rights or due process’ shirt is raising a lot of questions that are answered by the shirt”
Homan: "ICE is a legitimate federal law enforcement agency. We're not out scouring the streets to disappear people or deny people their civil rights or due process."
February 12, 2026 at 2:44 PM
“my ‘we’re not out scouring the streets to disappear people or deny people their civil rights or due process’ shirt is raising a lot of questions that are answered by the shirt”
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That Harold and Maude is the namesake for Maude Apatow seems like a frivolous fact to include in Bud Cort’s obit.
February 11, 2026 at 11:36 PM
That Harold and Maude is the namesake for Maude Apatow seems like a frivolous fact to include in Bud Cort’s obit.
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my boss is now talking to me about adding AI into our work and the entire way he talks about it can be summed up as "what if we had another person on staff who could do things that we wanted them to do"
i have a suggestion for how we could resolve this issue.
i have a suggestion for how we could resolve this issue.
February 11, 2026 at 7:29 PM
my boss is now talking to me about adding AI into our work and the entire way he talks about it can be summed up as "what if we had another person on staff who could do things that we wanted them to do"
i have a suggestion for how we could resolve this issue.
i have a suggestion for how we could resolve this issue.
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my man looks like both brothers from WINGS at the same time
In what may be an Olympic first, biathlete Sturla Holm Laegreid of Norway admitted on Norwegian television following his competition that he cheated on his girlfriend. https://cnn.it/4aaaV4D
February 10, 2026 at 11:03 PM
my man looks like both brothers from WINGS at the same time
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*guy who thinks numbers go backwards* oh baby we're gonna be rich
Sora 2 apparently cost something like $5 billion to run every year and so far made OpenAI around $1.4 million.
February 10, 2026 at 11:01 PM
*guy who thinks numbers go backwards* oh baby we're gonna be rich
staying in a hotel for work means I can last mamma and rapping Duke while I shower and no one can stop me
February 8, 2026 at 10:57 PM
staying in a hotel for work means I can last mamma and rapping Duke while I shower and no one can stop me
[watching the F1 movie Spanish GP at the beginning, nodding sagely] I see
February 8, 2026 at 7:34 PM
[watching the F1 movie Spanish GP at the beginning, nodding sagely] I see
My parlay today is 1. I know someone on the plane 2. Someone comments on my belt 3. Smith-Njigba first TD scorer
February 8, 2026 at 5:30 PM
My parlay today is 1. I know someone on the plane 2. Someone comments on my belt 3. Smith-Njigba first TD scorer
[at a superbowl party] hey can you guys put the Olympics on
February 8, 2026 at 5:06 PM
[at a superbowl party] hey can you guys put the Olympics on
the phrase “glp-1 mimosa hack” is in my brain and I can’t get rid of it. trying to parse what it means
February 8, 2026 at 4:39 PM
the phrase “glp-1 mimosa hack” is in my brain and I can’t get rid of it. trying to parse what it means
It may be six degree and feel like -13 but I’m going to Miami so I’m wearing white pants, a cotton shirt and a light blazer no coat. The several minutes of transit outside Ubers/trains is not worth packing heavier
February 8, 2026 at 2:37 PM
It may be six degree and feel like -13 but I’m going to Miami so I’m wearing white pants, a cotton shirt and a light blazer no coat. The several minutes of transit outside Ubers/trains is not worth packing heavier
You should be able to pay your uber driver an extra five bucks to run a red light if there’s no cars around
February 8, 2026 at 2:25 PM
You should be able to pay your uber driver an extra five bucks to run a red light if there’s no cars around
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On a flight to PA and the flight attendant asked who everyone was rooting for in the Super Bowl and the whole plane groaned until one guy yelled fly eagles fly and was met with various nods and grunts of approval.
February 8, 2026 at 1:22 PM
On a flight to PA and the flight attendant asked who everyone was rooting for in the Super Bowl and the whole plane groaned until one guy yelled fly eagles fly and was met with various nods and grunts of approval.
Barber and other patron getting into a very dumb argument about the world baseball classic and team Israel lol
February 7, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Barber and other patron getting into a very dumb argument about the world baseball classic and team Israel lol
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Picked up a shift at—
February 5, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Picked up a shift at—
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In an effort to ever-so-gently annoy a colleague I've been calling all machines and tech at work The Apparatus. Should The Apparatus be doing that? Are you finished with The Apparatus? I have woken this morning to an email written and sent after midnight requesting me to stop.
February 7, 2026 at 8:30 AM
In an effort to ever-so-gently annoy a colleague I've been calling all machines and tech at work The Apparatus. Should The Apparatus be doing that? Are you finished with The Apparatus? I have woken this morning to an email written and sent after midnight requesting me to stop.
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They’ll be hearing from his father
February 7, 2026 at 2:14 AM
They’ll be hearing from his father
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Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
February 5, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
This stadium is beautiful. Ours look like shit compared to this.
February 6, 2026 at 7:15 PM
This stadium is beautiful. Ours look like shit compared to this.