Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion
@tommyoblivion.bsky.social
Long Island is the most magical place on Earth. I think Abraham Lincoln said that.
gonna start following Nerds on TikTok
November 3, 2025 at 3:22 PM
gonna start following Nerds on TikTok
Asked Google if people had better eyesight in the past and uhhh thank you AI
October 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Asked Google if people had better eyesight in the past and uhhh thank you AI
My favorite movie and three blind buys. I’ve told myself I’ll buy four 4Ks every six months during the sale until they run out of ones I’m interested in.
October 23, 2025 at 12:26 PM
My favorite movie and three blind buys. I’ve told myself I’ll buy four 4Ks every six months during the sale until they run out of ones I’m interested in.
WIFE: what do you want for Christmas?
ME: I want a raincoat that makes me look like this
ME: I want a raincoat that makes me look like this
October 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
WIFE: what do you want for Christmas?
ME: I want a raincoat that makes me look like this
ME: I want a raincoat that makes me look like this
meanwhile in local politics on Long Island lmao
October 4, 2025 at 12:25 PM
meanwhile in local politics on Long Island lmao
the most me coded random line I could expect to see
September 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
the most me coded random line I could expect to see
got this today while trying for the golden poke all
September 17, 2025 at 11:32 AM
got this today while trying for the golden poke all
People who pick up their kids from camp like this should be [redacted]
August 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
People who pick up their kids from camp like this should be [redacted]
If they have to bring back confederate statutes they should start and end with this one
August 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
If they have to bring back confederate statutes they should start and end with this one
hey you’re in the news
August 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
hey you’re in the news
So close Uber. I love to take the train to the airport just to catch an uber
July 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
So close Uber. I love to take the train to the airport just to catch an uber
Saw this and was like who the fuck is this… then my smooth brain went “ah yes. she rizzed up baby gronk”
July 9, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Saw this and was like who the fuck is this… then my smooth brain went “ah yes. she rizzed up baby gronk”
almost tops this one
June 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
almost tops this one
You know you’re in for a treat when the movie starts off like this
June 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
You know you’re in for a treat when the movie starts off like this
Alright here’s where I’m at
June 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Alright here’s where I’m at
“If you inherited a movie theater, what’s your first double feature?”
May 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
“If you inherited a movie theater, what’s your first double feature?”
Platelets are worth 30% of what plasma is worth
April 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Platelets are worth 30% of what plasma is worth