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Todd Kehne
@toddkehne.bsky.social
Former barista, sometimes actor, work-at-home dad
I’m mostly just here for the Packers and other football nonsense
#GoPackGo🧀
been thinking about the halftime show, and I think next year the nfl should book…

Orville Peck

1. he’s awesome
2. It would reach out to the “we want country music” crowd
3. we would get to collectively watch that same crowds heads explode after they google Orville Peck 😏
February 12, 2026 at 5:07 PM
February 12, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE:

"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
February 10, 2026 at 8:58 PM
this is begging to be looped with the Benny Hill music
Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
February 10, 2026 at 8:54 PM
More of this! Say it loudly and right to their faces
Goldman: You said references to ICE as secret police encourages threats. The problem is you have it backwards sir. People are making valid observations about your tactics which are outright fascist. If you don’t want to be called a fascist regime, stop acting like one.
February 10, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Post a banger that’s not in English:

youtu.be/bQDY3HFkh_Y?...
February 10, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Let’s turn that facemask green
February 9, 2026 at 11:17 PM
I wish it was football season
February 9, 2026 at 9:24 PM
cosplaying as Jack Doherty is certainly a choice

what a loser man
Puka last night. Explains the post from this Drunk ass racist
February 9, 2026 at 9:22 PM
aaaaaand here come the fireworks in the neighborhood 😑
February 9, 2026 at 3:37 AM
people who don’t like football in snow are furious that these defenses aren’t allowing the offenses to operate under peak conditions 😏
February 9, 2026 at 12:45 AM
lmao Collinsworth “the part we didn’t tell you is Walker really sucks at this other stuff” 😭
February 9, 2026 at 12:42 AM
The only guy I know who has ever spoken about having kids as a means of “passing on his genes” also happens to be the laziest, dumbest, most useless motherfucker I’ve ever met in my entire life, and is now a complete deadbeat to the kids he did manage to have…so yeah, to hell with this mentality
📢 “A huge amount of men between the age of 15 and 50 will not pass on their genes. They will effectively die out of the gene pool ... Should society intervene?” Steven Bartlett asked last year.
Two top podcasters have identified a global decline. The problem, they say, is women
www.smh.com.au
February 3, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Woke 2: Electric Boogaloo
February 2, 2026 at 3:49 PM
5 is real tough man, but for music I can listen to anytime that I never get sick of we'll go

Xavier Rudd
Rogue Wave
Band of Bees (The Bees)
Iron & Wine
Marty Robbins

Beck, Andrew Bird, Pink Floyd, The Heavy, and The Flaming Lips make the top 10

Neko Case gets her own spot cause I looove her
Fuck it tell me full honesty your top five favorite bands/artists and nobody's allowed to tell you that you have poor taste unless it's an objectively bad person
February 2, 2026 at 2:41 AM
January 28, 2026 at 6:34 PM
maybe stop kidnapping people you gestapo freak
Micro nazi from the land of formerly free speech, Bovino says if you call federal agents “kidnappers” or “Gestapo,” there will be “consequences.”
January 26, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Davante absolutely cooked his defender on that 3rd down
January 25, 2026 at 11:59 PM
A pick 6 here would be hilarious
January 25, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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There are so many people in this country quietly going about their days doing brilliant and compassionate and beautiful things that will never be documented and I need to remind myself of that today
January 24, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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This is the way. Any 2028 Dem candidates need to start saying that on Day One: (1) all ICE agents fired; (2) pensions/benefits defunded; (3) forced to pay backpay as restitution to victims; and (4) only way to avoid prison is to become a cooperating informant
Maybe instead of identifying specific ICE agents who do particularly heinous things, we could just penalize everyone who was on payroll at the agency starting by a certain date.
January 24, 2026 at 3:21 AM
“…a telephone pole was deliberately placed in front of a federal vehicle by domestic terrorists…”
An ICE vehicle appears to have crashed into a telephone pole
January 23, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Leonard would be great, but last time we chased him and missed, and our consolation prize was Joe Barry…sooooo yeah, don’t miss this time lol
It sounds like Jim Leonhard is the favorite once again for the Packers' DC job.

Here, I explain the rules and when the Packers can interview him based on the Broncos' results. atozsports.com/nfl/green-ba...
Signs point to the Packers quietly waiting for the right moment to land their top defensive coordinator target
Jim Leonhard is a name to watch for Matt LaFleur.
atozsports.com
January 23, 2026 at 5:44 PM