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Kevin Tompkins
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• Co-owner @optimusfantasy.com / Writer @rotoballer.com & The Huddle
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My weekly article at @rotoballer.com covers everything from Week 10 to help you set your fantasy lineups in Week 11!

- The NFL offense I compared the best car in Gran Turismo 2 to?
- What do we do with Theo Johnson?
- "Holy S*!T!" dot gif
- Building the plane out of Tyler Lockett!? 😡

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Targets Analysis: Fantasy Sleepers, Risers, Breakouts for Week 11 (2025)
Kevin looks for fantasy football risers, sleepers, breakout candidates for Week 11 of 2025. He analyzes last week's targets, receptions, air yards, snaps, routes.
www.rotoballer.com
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This won't make sense to that many people, but I am starting to get vague Mike Matheny vibes from Matt LaFleur
November 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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🚨 NEW! 🚨

My weekly article at @rotoballer.com covers everything from Week 10 to help you set your fantasy lineups in Week 11!

- The NFL offense I compared the best car in Gran Turismo 2 to?
- What do we do with Theo Johnson?
- "Holy S*!T!" dot gif
- Building the plane out of Tyler Lockett!? 😡

👇👇
Targets Analysis: Fantasy Sleepers, Risers, Breakouts for Week 11 (2025)
Kevin looks for fantasy football risers, sleepers, breakout candidates for Week 11 of 2025. He analyzes last week's targets, receptions, air yards, snaps, routes.
www.rotoballer.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
🚨 NEW! 🚨

My weekly article at @rotoballer.com covers everything from Week 10 to help you set your fantasy lineups in Week 11!

- The NFL offense I compared the best car in Gran Turismo 2 to?
- What do we do with Theo Johnson?
- "Holy S*!T!" dot gif
- Building the plane out of Tyler Lockett!? 😡

👇👇
Targets Analysis: Fantasy Sleepers, Risers, Breakouts for Week 11 (2025)
Kevin looks for fantasy football risers, sleepers, breakout candidates for Week 11 of 2025. He analyzes last week's targets, receptions, air yards, snaps, routes.
www.rotoballer.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I just compared a current NFL offense to this car:

the Suzuki V6 Escudo Pikes Peak Special ’98 from Gran Turismo 2. IYKYK

If you know what this car does, what you can do with it, & STILL win races, you'll know what team I'm talking about with a certain young QB.

It's in my article tomorrow!
November 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
oh HELL YEAH, this is a top-five sandwich in my book
happy lunchtime to those who celebrate. beef on weck, dipped in jus
November 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
i will never "hand it to Lauren Boebert", because:

A) she's awful, and
B) i don't know where her hands have been

but I will slide it across a table to her
Trump pressure campaign on Boebert backfired:
November 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
and on this day, the "Carson Wentz scale" was born
The worse a QB plays, the more godly he becomes. That’s a law of the universe.
November 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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A few months ago I wrote about why it’s important that MAGA’s alternate reality has been penetrated by Trump’s refusal to expose the Epstein conspiracy, which has been central to the American fascist narrative.

badfaithtimes.com/why-the-epst...
Why The Epstein Thing Is Different
The American right's bad-faith worldview and the entire MAGA project is threatened by Trump's inaction on the Epstein files.
badfaithtimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:13 PM
this is the most fucked up alternate timeline version of Dexter: New Blood

where instead of Peter Dinklage and serial killers, it's Jeffrey Epstein and a bunch of pedophiles
just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
November 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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probably something an innocent man would do
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Olivia Benson would have gotten to the bottom of this shit in like, 45 minutes TOPS
One day the US will have to face the shame and horror of what has happened here: that a cabal of wealthy people have elevated a monster into the most powerful person in the world www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
Epstein Alleged in Emails That Trump Knew of His Conduct
www.nytimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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So on Epstein, the Democratic position should be "Trump should resign." If you are a Democratic elected, practice saying "We demand the president's resignation" in front of a mirror as many times as it takes until the dry-heaving that comes from having a phobia about actually doing politics passes.
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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With alt text.
November 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I won’t lie, it’s getting more difficult to write about fantasy football each week with the world careening more and more into chaos

It feels so unimportant in the grand scheme of things
Shout out to everyone completely demoralized about the state of the world who still manages to get out of bed each morning.

And shout out to you, too if you’re still in bed. This shit is hard. Talk to your friends and neighbors. They’re going though it too, which is both terrifying and comforting.
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
meanwhile, on the other hellscape, the fantasy platform Sleeper is posting racist memes
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Hell yeah
November 12, 2025 at 5:01 AM
it’s a GREAT book and I learned a ton from reading it, especially about Tommy John being so supportive of Melissa Ludtke covering the Dodgers in the late 70’s

HIGHLY recommended!
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Woody Marks is AFC Rachaad White. He SHOULDN'T lead the HOU in rush att. in '26, but probably will

BAD rush efficiency metrics:

Of 43 qualifying RB:
- 42nd in success rate
- 42nd in YaC/Att
- 41st in EPA/Att

Rec. stuff not as bad:

Among 29 RB w/ 20+ targets:
- 12th - 1.31 YPRR
- 18th - 17% TPRR
In your opinion will Woody Marks lead the Texans in rushing attempts in 2026?
November 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Woody Marks is AFC Rachaad White. He SHOULDN'T lead the HOU in rush att. in '26, but probably will

BAD rush efficiency metrics:

Of 43 qualifying RB:
- 42nd in success rate
- 42nd in YaC/Att
- 41st in EPA/Att

Rec. stuff not as bad:

Among 29 RB w/ 20+ targets:
- 12th - 1.31 YPRR
- 18th - 17% TPRR
In your opinion will Woody Marks lead the Texans in rushing attempts in 2026?
November 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Jim Downey? The principal from Billy Madison?
November 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
fuck all of them with an iron rod
Trump to Pat McAfee: "I'm only joining you because I hear you say such nice things about me. When people say nice about me, I join. When they don't say nice about me, I take a pass."
November 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I think if you were to ask me if would I rather start a franchise with Jordan Love or Jaxson Dart, that could be a real conversation
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM