Kevin Tompkins
@ktompkinsii.bsky.social
• just having a good time on "The Official App of Sports™️, Bluesky"
• SYR -> FAR, garden-variety shitposter, and no I will not shut up
• co-owner @optimusfantasy.com / Writer @rotoballer.com & The Huddle
• @hangmanpage.bsky.social yelled at me once
• SYR -> FAR, garden-variety shitposter, and no I will not shut up
• co-owner @optimusfantasy.com / Writer @rotoballer.com & The Huddle
• @hangmanpage.bsky.social yelled at me once
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if you're reading this, I love you
@grok I did not consent to this
February 3, 2026 at 1:02 PM
@grok I did not consent to this
"the enemy speaks kindly & holds a pen to sign my can of chickpeas"
and that is how I got this can of chickpeas signed by Bill Cowher
and that is how I got this can of chickpeas signed by Bill Cowher
February 2, 2026 at 11:35 PM
"the enemy speaks kindly & holds a pen to sign my can of chickpeas"
and that is how I got this can of chickpeas signed by Bill Cowher
and that is how I got this can of chickpeas signed by Bill Cowher
they can deploy body cameras all they want, but they don't have to show anybody the footage or even turn them on
masterful gambit, dems
masterful gambit, dems
Kristi Noem: “Effective immediately we are deploying body cameras to every officer in the field in Minneapolis.”
February 2, 2026 at 11:09 PM
they can deploy body cameras all they want, but they don't have to show anybody the footage or even turn them on
masterful gambit, dems
masterful gambit, dems
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One of the most prominent firms repping Epstein survivors identified "thousands of redaction failures on behalf of nearly 100 individual survivors."
The lawyers rip DOJ's "institutional incompetence."
The lawyers rip DOJ's "institutional incompetence."
![Within the past 48 hours, the undersigned alone has reported thousands of redaction failures on behalf of nearly 100 individual survivors whose lives have been turned upside down by DOJ's latest release.
[...]
"There is no conceivable degree of institutional incompetence sufficient to explain the scale, consistency, and persistence of the failures that occurred - particularly where the sole task ordered by the Court and repeatedly emphasized by DOJ was simple: redact known victim names before publication.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:353gzbhcjbznfxegvayffqek/bafkreick6fu5fywyfueeiy3xnrzwpkvose637pmssro6h63gaoa24uypca@jpeg)
February 2, 2026 at 9:13 PM
One of the most prominent firms repping Epstein survivors identified "thousands of redaction failures on behalf of nearly 100 individual survivors."
The lawyers rip DOJ's "institutional incompetence."
The lawyers rip DOJ's "institutional incompetence."
they should have just thrown in Dan Cortese for the boomers
February 2, 2026 at 9:04 PM
they should have just thrown in Dan Cortese for the boomers
this is definitely somebody in tune with the spreadsheets, but somebody older and not a zoomer
my guess is Cooper Kupp
my guess is Cooper Kupp
Ok I broke out all the pull quotes from that Athletic article about Bad Bunny and let's get some guesses as to who said each one.
This feels like a Brock Purdy answer to me. White, but more corporate than outright racist.
This feels like a Brock Purdy answer to me. White, but more corporate than outright racist.
February 2, 2026 at 9:03 PM
this is definitely somebody in tune with the spreadsheets, but somebody older and not a zoomer
my guess is Cooper Kupp
my guess is Cooper Kupp
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For the sake of privacy let's call the NFC offensive player Saquon B. No that's too obvious, let's say S. Barkley.
February 2, 2026 at 8:26 PM
For the sake of privacy let's call the NFC offensive player Saquon B. No that's too obvious, let's say S. Barkley.
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February 2, 2026 at 8:44 PM
If Sadiq is drafted by Denver, I will never draft a Broncos tight end in fantasy, and will remove Sadiq from all future consideration until he's on a new team
February 2, 2026 at 8:44 PM
If Sadiq is drafted by Denver, I will never draft a Broncos tight end in fantasy, and will remove Sadiq from all future consideration until he's on a new team
Octoraro Orphie, your AI-generated groundhog
Punxsutawney Phil may have said 6 more weeks of winter, but other weather critters disagree.
February 2, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Octoraro Orphie, your AI-generated groundhog
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i know who two of these people are; the former NFL quarterbacks
the zoomers win, folks
the zoomers win, folks
February 2, 2026 at 8:07 PM
i know who two of these people are; the former NFL quarterbacks
the zoomers win, folks
the zoomers win, folks
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Someone needs to create a TPUSA All-American Halftime Show Performer name generator.
February 2, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Someone needs to create a TPUSA All-American Halftime Show Performer name generator.
COME MEET ALL YOUR FAVORITE STARS!
MARK HAMILL!
ALF!
AND MANY MORE!
(sorry @markhamillofficial.bsky.social you are a damn star)
MARK HAMILL!
ALF!
AND MANY MORE!
(sorry @markhamillofficial.bsky.social you are a damn star)
February 2, 2026 at 7:12 PM
COME MEET ALL YOUR FAVORITE STARS!
MARK HAMILL!
ALF!
AND MANY MORE!
(sorry @markhamillofficial.bsky.social you are a damn star)
MARK HAMILL!
ALF!
AND MANY MORE!
(sorry @markhamillofficial.bsky.social you are a damn star)
BABE WAKE UP
NEW KING OF THE INDIES JUST DROPPED
NEW KING OF THE INDIES JUST DROPPED
AEW World Champion MJF will appear in Edmonton, AB for #MysteryWrestling23 on Thursday, March 26th!
Tickets go on sale THIS THURSDAY February 5th at 12:00 PM MT!
Head over to the ALL NEW mysterywrestling.com for more details!
#MysteryWrestling 🤼♂️
Tickets go on sale THIS THURSDAY February 5th at 12:00 PM MT!
Head over to the ALL NEW mysterywrestling.com for more details!
#MysteryWrestling 🤼♂️
February 2, 2026 at 7:09 PM
BABE WAKE UP
NEW KING OF THE INDIES JUST DROPPED
NEW KING OF THE INDIES JUST DROPPED
hell yeah, hope they have the best time
February 2, 2026 at 4:42 PM
hell yeah, hope they have the best time
where are you taking them?
February 2, 2026 at 4:35 PM
where are you taking them?
Reposted by Kevin Tompkins
the group chat has mobilized
February 2, 2026 at 3:34 PM
the group chat has mobilized
Reposted by Kevin Tompkins
good luck to the haters and losers (of which there are MANY) that will choose to watch Ted Nugent on whatever channel the TPUSA halftime show is on instead of our king Bad Bunny
February 2, 2026 at 4:39 AM
good luck to the haters and losers (of which there are MANY) that will choose to watch Ted Nugent on whatever channel the TPUSA halftime show is on instead of our king Bad Bunny
“She’s the improved”
I just woke up plz don’t judge me
I just woke up plz don’t judge me
February 2, 2026 at 1:44 PM
“She’s the improved”
I just woke up plz don’t judge me
I just woke up plz don’t judge me
Harley Cameron
She’s so effortlessly funny and hilarious, plus she’s the improved DRAMATICALLY in the ring in a very short time
She’s put in a ton of work and it shows!
She’s so effortlessly funny and hilarious, plus she’s the improved DRAMATICALLY in the ring in a very short time
She’s put in a ton of work and it shows!
#WrestleSky 🤼, a query:
Who is a wrestler you would like to admit you were wrong about in a *GOOD* way?
In other words, who is a wrestler that you dismissed / didn’t like / didn’t think was good who turned out to totally prove you wrong?
Who is a wrestler you would like to admit you were wrong about in a *GOOD* way?
In other words, who is a wrestler that you dismissed / didn’t like / didn’t think was good who turned out to totally prove you wrong?
February 2, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Harley Cameron
She’s so effortlessly funny and hilarious, plus she’s the improved DRAMATICALLY in the ring in a very short time
She’s put in a ton of work and it shows!
She’s so effortlessly funny and hilarious, plus she’s the improved DRAMATICALLY in the ring in a very short time
She’s put in a ton of work and it shows!