Kevin Tompkins
@ktompkinsii.bsky.social
• just having a good time on "The Official App of Sports™️, Bluesky"
• SYR -> FAR, garden-variety shitposter, and no I will not shut up
• co-owner @optimusfantasy.com / Writer @rotoballer.com & The Huddle
• @hangmanpage.bsky.social yelled at me once
• SYR -> FAR, garden-variety shitposter, and no I will not shut up
• co-owner @optimusfantasy.com / Writer @rotoballer.com & The Huddle
• @hangmanpage.bsky.social yelled at me once
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if you're reading this, I love you
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Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
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Dem leadership for generations: no you fool, you infant. It is a process. It takes time and political capital and expertise, it's-
Mamdani, dusting off his hands: fixed it
Dem leadership: what do you mean you fixed it
Mamdani: Just had to unplug it.
Mamdani, dusting off his hands: fixed it
Dem leadership: what do you mean you fixed it
Mamdani: Just had to unplug it.
February 3, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Dem leadership for generations: no you fool, you infant. It is a process. It takes time and political capital and expertise, it's-
Mamdani, dusting off his hands: fixed it
Dem leadership: what do you mean you fixed it
Mamdani: Just had to unplug it.
Mamdani, dusting off his hands: fixed it
Dem leadership: what do you mean you fixed it
Mamdani: Just had to unplug it.
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Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
would be super cool if Brian Gutekunst did this instead of sorting by highest RAS on Mathbomb’s spreadsheet and drafting the top one
Seattle 1st round draft picks
2018-2021
Penny
Collier
Brooks
No pick (Jamal Adams trade)
22-25
Cross
Witherspoon/Smith-Njigba
Murphy
Zabel
Obviously Schneider has selected well, but it’s funny how he snapped his cold streak by just taking consensus first rounders
2018-2021
Penny
Collier
Brooks
No pick (Jamal Adams trade)
22-25
Cross
Witherspoon/Smith-Njigba
Murphy
Zabel
Obviously Schneider has selected well, but it’s funny how he snapped his cold streak by just taking consensus first rounders
February 3, 2026 at 2:50 PM
would be super cool if Brian Gutekunst did this instead of sorting by highest RAS on Mathbomb’s spreadsheet and drafting the top one
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this is the thing I’ve struggled with the most in making Bluesky my social media home
wanting all of my friends and colleagues over here, learning about all of the atrocities with Elon, CSAM, Grok, etc. and that STILL not being enough to delete their online presence at X
wanting all of my friends and colleagues over here, learning about all of the atrocities with Elon, CSAM, Grok, etc. and that STILL not being enough to delete their online presence at X
I cannot for the life of me understand why most of the fantasy football community — some I had held in pretty high regard — STILL post regularly on X, the CSAM app.
How that’s not a dealbreaker for them is beyond me and leads me to question them going forward
How that’s not a dealbreaker for them is beyond me and leads me to question them going forward
(AP) — The Paris prosecutors’ office said a search was underway Tuesday at the French offices of Elon Musk’s social media platform X as part of a preliminary investigation into a range of alleged offences, including spreading child pornography and deepfakes.
@apnews.com
apnews.com/article/fran...
@apnews.com
apnews.com/article/fran...
February 3, 2026 at 1:41 PM
this is the thing I’ve struggled with the most in making Bluesky my social media home
wanting all of my friends and colleagues over here, learning about all of the atrocities with Elon, CSAM, Grok, etc. and that STILL not being enough to delete their online presence at X
wanting all of my friends and colleagues over here, learning about all of the atrocities with Elon, CSAM, Grok, etc. and that STILL not being enough to delete their online presence at X
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I cannot for the life of me understand why most of the fantasy football community — some I had held in pretty high regard — STILL post regularly on X, the CSAM app.
How that’s not a dealbreaker for them is beyond me and leads me to question them going forward
How that’s not a dealbreaker for them is beyond me and leads me to question them going forward
(AP) — The Paris prosecutors’ office said a search was underway Tuesday at the French offices of Elon Musk’s social media platform X as part of a preliminary investigation into a range of alleged offences, including spreading child pornography and deepfakes.
@apnews.com
apnews.com/article/fran...
@apnews.com
apnews.com/article/fran...
February 3, 2026 at 1:32 PM
I cannot for the life of me understand why most of the fantasy football community — some I had held in pretty high regard — STILL post regularly on X, the CSAM app.
How that’s not a dealbreaker for them is beyond me and leads me to question them going forward
How that’s not a dealbreaker for them is beyond me and leads me to question them going forward
this is the thing I’ve struggled with the most in making Bluesky my social media home
wanting all of my friends and colleagues over here, learning about all of the atrocities with Elon, CSAM, Grok, etc. and that STILL not being enough to delete their online presence at X
wanting all of my friends and colleagues over here, learning about all of the atrocities with Elon, CSAM, Grok, etc. and that STILL not being enough to delete their online presence at X
I cannot for the life of me understand why most of the fantasy football community — some I had held in pretty high regard — STILL post regularly on X, the CSAM app.
How that’s not a dealbreaker for them is beyond me and leads me to question them going forward
How that’s not a dealbreaker for them is beyond me and leads me to question them going forward
(AP) — The Paris prosecutors’ office said a search was underway Tuesday at the French offices of Elon Musk’s social media platform X as part of a preliminary investigation into a range of alleged offences, including spreading child pornography and deepfakes.
@apnews.com
apnews.com/article/fran...
@apnews.com
apnews.com/article/fran...
February 3, 2026 at 1:41 PM
this is the thing I’ve struggled with the most in making Bluesky my social media home
wanting all of my friends and colleagues over here, learning about all of the atrocities with Elon, CSAM, Grok, etc. and that STILL not being enough to delete their online presence at X
wanting all of my friends and colleagues over here, learning about all of the atrocities with Elon, CSAM, Grok, etc. and that STILL not being enough to delete their online presence at X
I cannot for the life of me understand why most of the fantasy football community — some I had held in pretty high regard — STILL post regularly on X, the CSAM app.
How that’s not a dealbreaker for them is beyond me and leads me to question them going forward
How that’s not a dealbreaker for them is beyond me and leads me to question them going forward
(AP) — The Paris prosecutors’ office said a search was underway Tuesday at the French offices of Elon Musk’s social media platform X as part of a preliminary investigation into a range of alleged offences, including spreading child pornography and deepfakes.
@apnews.com
apnews.com/article/fran...
@apnews.com
apnews.com/article/fran...
February 3, 2026 at 1:32 PM
I cannot for the life of me understand why most of the fantasy football community — some I had held in pretty high regard — STILL post regularly on X, the CSAM app.
How that’s not a dealbreaker for them is beyond me and leads me to question them going forward
How that’s not a dealbreaker for them is beyond me and leads me to question them going forward
Reposted by Kevin Tompkins
(AP) — The Paris prosecutors’ office said a search was underway Tuesday at the French offices of Elon Musk’s social media platform X as part of a preliminary investigation into a range of alleged offences, including spreading child pornography and deepfakes.
@apnews.com
apnews.com/article/fran...
@apnews.com
apnews.com/article/fran...
February 3, 2026 at 11:15 AM
(AP) — The Paris prosecutors’ office said a search was underway Tuesday at the French offices of Elon Musk’s social media platform X as part of a preliminary investigation into a range of alleged offences, including spreading child pornography and deepfakes.
@apnews.com
apnews.com/article/fran...
@apnews.com
apnews.com/article/fran...
they can deploy body cameras all they want, but they don't have to show anybody the footage or even turn them on
masterful gambit, dems
masterful gambit, dems
Kristi Noem: “Effective immediately we are deploying body cameras to every officer in the field in Minneapolis.”
February 2, 2026 at 11:09 PM
they can deploy body cameras all they want, but they don't have to show anybody the footage or even turn them on
masterful gambit, dems
masterful gambit, dems
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One of the most prominent firms repping Epstein survivors identified "thousands of redaction failures on behalf of nearly 100 individual survivors."
The lawyers rip DOJ's "institutional incompetence."
The lawyers rip DOJ's "institutional incompetence."
![Within the past 48 hours, the undersigned alone has reported thousands of redaction failures on behalf of nearly 100 individual survivors whose lives have been turned upside down by DOJ's latest release.
[...]
"There is no conceivable degree of institutional incompetence sufficient to explain the scale, consistency, and persistence of the failures that occurred - particularly where the sole task ordered by the Court and repeatedly emphasized by DOJ was simple: redact known victim names before publication.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:353gzbhcjbznfxegvayffqek/bafkreick6fu5fywyfueeiy3xnrzwpkvose637pmssro6h63gaoa24uypca@jpeg)
February 2, 2026 at 9:13 PM
One of the most prominent firms repping Epstein survivors identified "thousands of redaction failures on behalf of nearly 100 individual survivors."
The lawyers rip DOJ's "institutional incompetence."
The lawyers rip DOJ's "institutional incompetence."
this is definitely somebody in tune with the spreadsheets, but somebody older and not a zoomer
my guess is Cooper Kupp
my guess is Cooper Kupp
Ok I broke out all the pull quotes from that Athletic article about Bad Bunny and let's get some guesses as to who said each one.
This feels like a Brock Purdy answer to me. White, but more corporate than outright racist.
This feels like a Brock Purdy answer to me. White, but more corporate than outright racist.
February 2, 2026 at 9:03 PM
this is definitely somebody in tune with the spreadsheets, but somebody older and not a zoomer
my guess is Cooper Kupp
my guess is Cooper Kupp
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For the sake of privacy let's call the NFC offensive player Saquon B. No that's too obvious, let's say S. Barkley.
February 2, 2026 at 8:26 PM
For the sake of privacy let's call the NFC offensive player Saquon B. No that's too obvious, let's say S. Barkley.
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February 2, 2026 at 8:44 PM
If Sadiq is drafted by Denver, I will never draft a Broncos tight end in fantasy, and will remove Sadiq from all future consideration until he's on a new team
February 2, 2026 at 8:44 PM
If Sadiq is drafted by Denver, I will never draft a Broncos tight end in fantasy, and will remove Sadiq from all future consideration until he's on a new team
Octoraro Orphie, your AI-generated groundhog
Punxsutawney Phil may have said 6 more weeks of winter, but other weather critters disagree.
February 2, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Octoraro Orphie, your AI-generated groundhog
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i know who two of these people are; the former NFL quarterbacks
the zoomers win, folks
the zoomers win, folks
February 2, 2026 at 8:07 PM
i know who two of these people are; the former NFL quarterbacks
the zoomers win, folks
the zoomers win, folks
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Someone needs to create a TPUSA All-American Halftime Show Performer name generator.
February 2, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Someone needs to create a TPUSA All-American Halftime Show Performer name generator.
COME MEET ALL YOUR FAVORITE STARS!
MARK HAMILL!
ALF!
AND MANY MORE!
(sorry @markhamillofficial.bsky.social you are a damn star)
MARK HAMILL!
ALF!
AND MANY MORE!
(sorry @markhamillofficial.bsky.social you are a damn star)
February 2, 2026 at 7:12 PM
COME MEET ALL YOUR FAVORITE STARS!
MARK HAMILL!
ALF!
AND MANY MORE!
(sorry @markhamillofficial.bsky.social you are a damn star)
MARK HAMILL!
ALF!
AND MANY MORE!
(sorry @markhamillofficial.bsky.social you are a damn star)
BABE WAKE UP
NEW KING OF THE INDIES JUST DROPPED
NEW KING OF THE INDIES JUST DROPPED
AEW World Champion MJF will appear in Edmonton, AB for #MysteryWrestling23 on Thursday, March 26th!
Tickets go on sale THIS THURSDAY February 5th at 12:00 PM MT!
Head over to the ALL NEW mysterywrestling.com for more details!
#MysteryWrestling 🤼♂️
Tickets go on sale THIS THURSDAY February 5th at 12:00 PM MT!
Head over to the ALL NEW mysterywrestling.com for more details!
#MysteryWrestling 🤼♂️
February 2, 2026 at 7:09 PM
BABE WAKE UP
NEW KING OF THE INDIES JUST DROPPED
NEW KING OF THE INDIES JUST DROPPED
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