Kevin Tompkins
@ktompkinsii.bsky.social
• just having a good time on "The Official App of Sports™️, Bluesky"
• SYR -> FAR, garden-variety shitposter, and no I will not shut up
• co-owner @optimusfantasy.com / Writer @rotoballer.com & The Huddle
• @hangmanpage.bsky.social yelled at me once
• SYR -> FAR, garden-variety shitposter, and no I will not shut up
• co-owner @optimusfantasy.com / Writer @rotoballer.com & The Huddle
• @hangmanpage.bsky.social yelled at me once
Pinned
if you're reading this, I love you
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use code “EATMYASS” to get these sports betting advertisements off of my screens
I truly hate that we got to the point we’re at with sports betting around every corner
as somebody who legally has never been able to sports bet (nor wants to), it’s really fucking pervasive and all of these companies are disgusting shills for it
as somebody who legally has never been able to sports bet (nor wants to), it’s really fucking pervasive and all of these companies are disgusting shills for it
February 8, 2026 at 4:48 PM
use code “EATMYASS” to get these sports betting advertisements off of my screens
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BREAKING: The Epstein survivors are releasing this ad on this Super Bowl Sunday to send the message that they will not “move on” from the largest sex trafficking scandal in the world. #standwithsurvivors
February 8, 2026 at 5:07 PM
BREAKING: The Epstein survivors are releasing this ad on this Super Bowl Sunday to send the message that they will not “move on” from the largest sex trafficking scandal in the world. #standwithsurvivors
My latest at The Huddle highlights some of the early best ball trends as drafts kick off. These players are some of my favorite values through the first couple weeks, including a couple of receivers that are high in ADP but SHOULD be higher!
And I even threw in an OLD. (I KNOW)
Check it out 👇
And I even threw in an OLD. (I KNOW)
Check it out 👇
Analytical Darlings
Kevin highlights four players who he believes represent great value as early best ball drafts ramp up over the next few weeks.
www.thehuddle.com
February 8, 2026 at 5:55 PM
My latest at The Huddle highlights some of the early best ball trends as drafts kick off. These players are some of my favorite values through the first couple weeks, including a couple of receivers that are high in ADP but SHOULD be higher!
And I even threw in an OLD. (I KNOW)
Check it out 👇
And I even threw in an OLD. (I KNOW)
Check it out 👇
oh HELL yeah
February 8, 2026 at 5:49 PM
oh HELL yeah
• a time machine to post this more than 7 hours before kickoff
Super Bowl LX: The Best Gadgets for Throwing a Kick-Ass Party https://gizmodo.com/best-gadgets-for-throwing-kick-ass-super-bowl-lx-party-2000716968
Super Bowl LX: The Best Gadgets for Throwing a Kick-Ass Party
Sure, TVs and sound systems are the crux of any good Super Bowl party, but there's so much more you could do to upgrade the NFL's Big Game.
gizmodo.com
February 8, 2026 at 5:02 PM
• a time machine to post this more than 7 hours before kickoff
wait, the Kid Rock halftime thing is going HEAD TO HEAD with Bad Bunny and the Super Bowl halftime show?
They must have a raging humiliation kink
They must have a raging humiliation kink
February 8, 2026 at 4:57 PM
wait, the Kid Rock halftime thing is going HEAD TO HEAD with Bad Bunny and the Super Bowl halftime show?
They must have a raging humiliation kink
They must have a raging humiliation kink
use code “EATMYASS” to get these sports betting advertisements off of my screens
I truly hate that we got to the point we’re at with sports betting around every corner
as somebody who legally has never been able to sports bet (nor wants to), it’s really fucking pervasive and all of these companies are disgusting shills for it
as somebody who legally has never been able to sports bet (nor wants to), it’s really fucking pervasive and all of these companies are disgusting shills for it
February 8, 2026 at 4:48 PM
use code “EATMYASS” to get these sports betting advertisements off of my screens
I truly hate that we got to the point we’re at with sports betting around every corner
as somebody who legally has never been able to sports bet (nor wants to), it’s really fucking pervasive and all of these companies are disgusting shills for it
as somebody who legally has never been able to sports bet (nor wants to), it’s really fucking pervasive and all of these companies are disgusting shills for it
February 8, 2026 at 4:47 PM
I truly hate that we got to the point we’re at with sports betting around every corner
as somebody who legally has never been able to sports bet (nor wants to), it’s really fucking pervasive and all of these companies are disgusting shills for it
as somebody who legally has never been able to sports bet (nor wants to), it’s really fucking pervasive and all of these companies are disgusting shills for it
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A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:
February 8, 2026 at 5:06 AM
A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:
I hope you all have a great night
I’m not sure I will so enjoy the ones you have while you can
I’m not sure I will so enjoy the ones you have while you can
February 8, 2026 at 5:36 AM
I hope you all have a great night
I’m not sure I will so enjoy the ones you have while you can
I’m not sure I will so enjoy the ones you have while you can
you can't be friends with everybody
February 8, 2026 at 3:00 AM
you can't be friends with everybody
poly market is scrambling
There are no good mental images here. Do not set forth upon that road.
February 8, 2026 at 12:32 AM
poly market is scrambling
why is this @robertscotthorton.bsky.social person verified, @support.bsky.team?
this person clearly goes out of their way to post disinformation and has stolen posts word for word from @marisakabas.bsky.social?
this person clearly goes out of their way to post disinformation and has stolen posts word for word from @marisakabas.bsky.social?
Reasons not to repost this:
Pic doesn't have alt text.
There's greenery in the background - so definitely not a recent pic from Minnesota.
There is no source for the claim being made.
Check the profile - this person doesn't live in Minneapolis or MN.
This person doesn't interact on here.
Pic doesn't have alt text.
There's greenery in the background - so definitely not a recent pic from Minnesota.
There is no source for the claim being made.
Check the profile - this person doesn't live in Minneapolis or MN.
This person doesn't interact on here.
February 7, 2026 at 10:18 PM
why is this @robertscotthorton.bsky.social person verified, @support.bsky.team?
this person clearly goes out of their way to post disinformation and has stolen posts word for word from @marisakabas.bsky.social?
this person clearly goes out of their way to post disinformation and has stolen posts word for word from @marisakabas.bsky.social?
man's about to pull off a triple axel and then chow down on some cheese fries at the snack bar when they call his name over the PA
February 7, 2026 at 7:15 PM
man's about to pull off a triple axel and then chow down on some cheese fries at the snack bar when they call his name over the PA
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seeing people with the tiny microphone interviewing athletes and celebs at the Super Bowl looks so chintzy
"HELLO SAQUON BARKLEY PLEASE SPEAK INTO THIS RAISIN ABOUT YOUR SUPER BOWL EXPERIENCE"
"HELLO SAQUON BARKLEY PLEASE SPEAK INTO THIS RAISIN ABOUT YOUR SUPER BOWL EXPERIENCE"
February 7, 2026 at 5:50 PM
seeing people with the tiny microphone interviewing athletes and celebs at the Super Bowl looks so chintzy
"HELLO SAQUON BARKLEY PLEASE SPEAK INTO THIS RAISIN ABOUT YOUR SUPER BOWL EXPERIENCE"
"HELLO SAQUON BARKLEY PLEASE SPEAK INTO THIS RAISIN ABOUT YOUR SUPER BOWL EXPERIENCE"
if you are offended by this, I will speak into your raisin for a nominal fee
seeing people with the tiny microphone interviewing athletes and celebs at the Super Bowl looks so chintzy
"HELLO SAQUON BARKLEY PLEASE SPEAK INTO THIS RAISIN ABOUT YOUR SUPER BOWL EXPERIENCE"
"HELLO SAQUON BARKLEY PLEASE SPEAK INTO THIS RAISIN ABOUT YOUR SUPER BOWL EXPERIENCE"
February 7, 2026 at 5:53 PM
if you are offended by this, I will speak into your raisin for a nominal fee
seeing people with the tiny microphone interviewing athletes and celebs at the Super Bowl looks so chintzy
"HELLO SAQUON BARKLEY PLEASE SPEAK INTO THIS RAISIN ABOUT YOUR SUPER BOWL EXPERIENCE"
"HELLO SAQUON BARKLEY PLEASE SPEAK INTO THIS RAISIN ABOUT YOUR SUPER BOWL EXPERIENCE"
February 7, 2026 at 5:50 PM
seeing people with the tiny microphone interviewing athletes and celebs at the Super Bowl looks so chintzy
"HELLO SAQUON BARKLEY PLEASE SPEAK INTO THIS RAISIN ABOUT YOUR SUPER BOWL EXPERIENCE"
"HELLO SAQUON BARKLEY PLEASE SPEAK INTO THIS RAISIN ABOUT YOUR SUPER BOWL EXPERIENCE"
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rolling into ChatGPT to make 17 AI generated graphics for IG like
February 7, 2026 at 3:54 PM
rolling into ChatGPT to make 17 AI generated graphics for IG like
people are complaining about NDSU not moving up for years
then they go to move into FBS and everybody complains
which is it, folks?
then they go to move into FBS and everybody complains
which is it, folks?
Source: North Dakota State is in discussions to join the Mountain West as a football-only member this upcoming season, @theathletic.com has confirmed.
Not a done deal, but deep conversations. Yahoo first reported.
Story: www.nytimes.com/athletic/702...
Not a done deal, but deep conversations. Yahoo first reported.
Story: www.nytimes.com/athletic/702...
February 7, 2026 at 3:56 PM
people are complaining about NDSU not moving up for years
then they go to move into FBS and everybody complains
which is it, folks?
then they go to move into FBS and everybody complains
which is it, folks?
rolling into ChatGPT to make 17 AI generated graphics for IG like
February 7, 2026 at 3:54 PM
rolling into ChatGPT to make 17 AI generated graphics for IG like
hear me out:
Very few people are dumb enough to lick a window to start with, and most of them AREN’T teens/adults
but even fewer are the dumb AND tall combo to lick a window at that height in that exact spot
so I would argue that it was actually pretty clean all things considered 🤔
Very few people are dumb enough to lick a window to start with, and most of them AREN’T teens/adults
but even fewer are the dumb AND tall combo to lick a window at that height in that exact spot
so I would argue that it was actually pretty clean all things considered 🤔
February 7, 2026 at 3:49 PM
hear me out:
Very few people are dumb enough to lick a window to start with, and most of them AREN’T teens/adults
but even fewer are the dumb AND tall combo to lick a window at that height in that exact spot
so I would argue that it was actually pretty clean all things considered 🤔
Very few people are dumb enough to lick a window to start with, and most of them AREN’T teens/adults
but even fewer are the dumb AND tall combo to lick a window at that height in that exact spot
so I would argue that it was actually pretty clean all things considered 🤔
Fallout Season 2 finale was dope
can’t wait for Season 3 in 2045 (one would assume)
can’t wait for Season 3 in 2045 (one would assume)
February 7, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Fallout Season 2 finale was dope
can’t wait for Season 3 in 2045 (one would assume)
can’t wait for Season 3 in 2045 (one would assume)
crimes for everybody with money or a platform
I even think about a crime and I’m going to jail for life
what a (bad) time we live in
I even think about a crime and I’m going to jail for life
what a (bad) time we live in
jesus is everything just crimes now
February 7, 2026 at 2:41 AM
crimes for everybody with money or a platform
I even think about a crime and I’m going to jail for life
what a (bad) time we live in
I even think about a crime and I’m going to jail for life
what a (bad) time we live in