Kevin Tompkins
@ktompkinsii.bsky.social
• just having a good time on "The Official App of Sports™️, Bluesky"
• SYR -> FAR, garden-variety shitposter, and no I will not shut up
• co-owner @optimusfantasy.com / Writer @rotoballer.com & The Huddle
• @hangmanpage.bsky.social yelled at me once
• SYR -> FAR, garden-variety shitposter, and no I will not shut up
• co-owner @optimusfantasy.com / Writer @rotoballer.com & The Huddle
• @hangmanpage.bsky.social yelled at me once
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if you're reading this, I love you
I hope you all have a great night
I’m not sure I will so enjoy the ones you have while you can
I’m not sure I will so enjoy the ones you have while you can
February 8, 2026 at 5:36 AM
I hope you all have a great night
I’m not sure I will so enjoy the ones you have while you can
I’m not sure I will so enjoy the ones you have while you can
you can't be friends with everybody
February 8, 2026 at 3:00 AM
you can't be friends with everybody
poly market is scrambling
There are no good mental images here. Do not set forth upon that road.
February 8, 2026 at 12:32 AM
poly market is scrambling
why is this @robertscotthorton.bsky.social person verified, @support.bsky.team?
this person clearly goes out of their way to post disinformation and has stolen posts word for word from @marisakabas.bsky.social?
this person clearly goes out of their way to post disinformation and has stolen posts word for word from @marisakabas.bsky.social?
Reasons not to repost this:
Pic doesn't have alt text.
There's greenery in the background - so definitely not a recent pic from Minnesota.
There is no source for the claim being made.
Check the profile - this person doesn't live in Minneapolis or MN.
This person doesn't interact on here.
Pic doesn't have alt text.
There's greenery in the background - so definitely not a recent pic from Minnesota.
There is no source for the claim being made.
Check the profile - this person doesn't live in Minneapolis or MN.
This person doesn't interact on here.
February 7, 2026 at 10:18 PM
why is this @robertscotthorton.bsky.social person verified, @support.bsky.team?
this person clearly goes out of their way to post disinformation and has stolen posts word for word from @marisakabas.bsky.social?
this person clearly goes out of their way to post disinformation and has stolen posts word for word from @marisakabas.bsky.social?
man's about to pull off a triple axel and then chow down on some cheese fries at the snack bar when they call his name over the PA
February 7, 2026 at 7:15 PM
man's about to pull off a triple axel and then chow down on some cheese fries at the snack bar when they call his name over the PA
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seeing people with the tiny microphone interviewing athletes and celebs at the Super Bowl looks so chintzy
"HELLO SAQUON BARKLEY PLEASE SPEAK INTO THIS RAISIN ABOUT YOUR SUPER BOWL EXPERIENCE"
"HELLO SAQUON BARKLEY PLEASE SPEAK INTO THIS RAISIN ABOUT YOUR SUPER BOWL EXPERIENCE"
February 7, 2026 at 5:50 PM
seeing people with the tiny microphone interviewing athletes and celebs at the Super Bowl looks so chintzy
"HELLO SAQUON BARKLEY PLEASE SPEAK INTO THIS RAISIN ABOUT YOUR SUPER BOWL EXPERIENCE"
"HELLO SAQUON BARKLEY PLEASE SPEAK INTO THIS RAISIN ABOUT YOUR SUPER BOWL EXPERIENCE"
if you are offended by this, I will speak into your raisin for a nominal fee
seeing people with the tiny microphone interviewing athletes and celebs at the Super Bowl looks so chintzy
"HELLO SAQUON BARKLEY PLEASE SPEAK INTO THIS RAISIN ABOUT YOUR SUPER BOWL EXPERIENCE"
"HELLO SAQUON BARKLEY PLEASE SPEAK INTO THIS RAISIN ABOUT YOUR SUPER BOWL EXPERIENCE"
February 7, 2026 at 5:53 PM
if you are offended by this, I will speak into your raisin for a nominal fee
seeing people with the tiny microphone interviewing athletes and celebs at the Super Bowl looks so chintzy
"HELLO SAQUON BARKLEY PLEASE SPEAK INTO THIS RAISIN ABOUT YOUR SUPER BOWL EXPERIENCE"
"HELLO SAQUON BARKLEY PLEASE SPEAK INTO THIS RAISIN ABOUT YOUR SUPER BOWL EXPERIENCE"
February 7, 2026 at 5:50 PM
seeing people with the tiny microphone interviewing athletes and celebs at the Super Bowl looks so chintzy
"HELLO SAQUON BARKLEY PLEASE SPEAK INTO THIS RAISIN ABOUT YOUR SUPER BOWL EXPERIENCE"
"HELLO SAQUON BARKLEY PLEASE SPEAK INTO THIS RAISIN ABOUT YOUR SUPER BOWL EXPERIENCE"
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rolling into ChatGPT to make 17 AI generated graphics for IG like
February 7, 2026 at 3:54 PM
rolling into ChatGPT to make 17 AI generated graphics for IG like
people are complaining about NDSU not moving up for years
then they go to move into FBS and everybody complains
which is it, folks?
then they go to move into FBS and everybody complains
which is it, folks?
Source: North Dakota State is in discussions to join the Mountain West as a football-only member this upcoming season, @theathletic.com has confirmed.
Not a done deal, but deep conversations. Yahoo first reported.
Story: www.nytimes.com/athletic/702...
Not a done deal, but deep conversations. Yahoo first reported.
Story: www.nytimes.com/athletic/702...
February 7, 2026 at 3:56 PM
people are complaining about NDSU not moving up for years
then they go to move into FBS and everybody complains
which is it, folks?
then they go to move into FBS and everybody complains
which is it, folks?
rolling into ChatGPT to make 17 AI generated graphics for IG like
February 7, 2026 at 3:54 PM
rolling into ChatGPT to make 17 AI generated graphics for IG like
hear me out:
Very few people are dumb enough to lick a window to start with, and most of them AREN’T teens/adults
but even fewer are the dumb AND tall combo to lick a window at that height in that exact spot
so I would argue that it was actually pretty clean all things considered 🤔
Very few people are dumb enough to lick a window to start with, and most of them AREN’T teens/adults
but even fewer are the dumb AND tall combo to lick a window at that height in that exact spot
so I would argue that it was actually pretty clean all things considered 🤔
February 7, 2026 at 3:49 PM
hear me out:
Very few people are dumb enough to lick a window to start with, and most of them AREN’T teens/adults
but even fewer are the dumb AND tall combo to lick a window at that height in that exact spot
so I would argue that it was actually pretty clean all things considered 🤔
Very few people are dumb enough to lick a window to start with, and most of them AREN’T teens/adults
but even fewer are the dumb AND tall combo to lick a window at that height in that exact spot
so I would argue that it was actually pretty clean all things considered 🤔
Fallout Season 2 finale was dope
can’t wait for Season 3 in 2045 (one would assume)
can’t wait for Season 3 in 2045 (one would assume)
February 7, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Fallout Season 2 finale was dope
can’t wait for Season 3 in 2045 (one would assume)
can’t wait for Season 3 in 2045 (one would assume)
crimes for everybody with money or a platform
I even think about a crime and I’m going to jail for life
what a (bad) time we live in
I even think about a crime and I’m going to jail for life
what a (bad) time we live in
jesus is everything just crimes now
February 7, 2026 at 2:41 AM
crimes for everybody with money or a platform
I even think about a crime and I’m going to jail for life
what a (bad) time we live in
I even think about a crime and I’m going to jail for life
what a (bad) time we live in
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this looks pretty fucking bad, folks
February 7, 2026 at 1:57 AM
this looks pretty fucking bad, folks
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Yeah none of this should be legal.
February 7, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Yeah none of this should be legal.
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my cousin sent this to me & I didn't look at who wrote it
but when I got to the "That you sound like Derek Zoolander if Derek Zoolander was a real person?" part, somehow I knew who wrote it without looking
"That fucking Drew Magary, isn't it?"
This is gold @drewmagary.bsky.social; fucking bravo.
but when I got to the "That you sound like Derek Zoolander if Derek Zoolander was a real person?" part, somehow I knew who wrote it without looking
"That fucking Drew Magary, isn't it?"
This is gold @drewmagary.bsky.social; fucking bravo.
One last time, my roast of “Melania,” a documentation of utter waste. www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/a...
'Melania' is so, so, so bad
"It has no journalistic value and even less entertainment value."
www.sfgate.com
February 7, 2026 at 12:07 AM
my cousin sent this to me & I didn't look at who wrote it
but when I got to the "That you sound like Derek Zoolander if Derek Zoolander was a real person?" part, somehow I knew who wrote it without looking
"That fucking Drew Magary, isn't it?"
This is gold @drewmagary.bsky.social; fucking bravo.
but when I got to the "That you sound like Derek Zoolander if Derek Zoolander was a real person?" part, somehow I knew who wrote it without looking
"That fucking Drew Magary, isn't it?"
This is gold @drewmagary.bsky.social; fucking bravo.
my cousin sent this to me & I didn't look at who wrote it
but when I got to the "That you sound like Derek Zoolander if Derek Zoolander was a real person?" part, somehow I knew who wrote it without looking
"That fucking Drew Magary, isn't it?"
This is gold @drewmagary.bsky.social; fucking bravo.
but when I got to the "That you sound like Derek Zoolander if Derek Zoolander was a real person?" part, somehow I knew who wrote it without looking
"That fucking Drew Magary, isn't it?"
This is gold @drewmagary.bsky.social; fucking bravo.
One last time, my roast of “Melania,” a documentation of utter waste. www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/a...
'Melania' is so, so, so bad
"It has no journalistic value and even less entertainment value."
www.sfgate.com
February 7, 2026 at 12:07 AM
my cousin sent this to me & I didn't look at who wrote it
but when I got to the "That you sound like Derek Zoolander if Derek Zoolander was a real person?" part, somehow I knew who wrote it without looking
"That fucking Drew Magary, isn't it?"
This is gold @drewmagary.bsky.social; fucking bravo.
but when I got to the "That you sound like Derek Zoolander if Derek Zoolander was a real person?" part, somehow I knew who wrote it without looking
"That fucking Drew Magary, isn't it?"
This is gold @drewmagary.bsky.social; fucking bravo.
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A lot of this was women. The women's audience for this Wednesday, vs last Wednesday is a massive increase.
It's hard here. We have 2 weeks of data now.
We need like 4-6 weeks really. But great news for AEW Dynamite.
It's hard here. We have 2 weeks of data now.
We need like 4-6 weeks really. But great news for AEW Dynamite.
Big news here. That demo pop is massive.
I will go through the details and try and make sense of it.
The rest of the shows that are not AEW Dynamite will inform my viewpoint.
I also have questions out I’m trying to get answered.
I will go through the details and try and make sense of it.
The rest of the shows that are not AEW Dynamite will inform my viewpoint.
I also have questions out I’m trying to get answered.
AEW Dynamite, Feb 4 on TBS: 654,000 viewers; 0.15 P18-49 rating | TV ratings analysis
February 6, 2026 at 11:18 PM
A lot of this was women. The women's audience for this Wednesday, vs last Wednesday is a massive increase.
It's hard here. We have 2 weeks of data now.
We need like 4-6 weeks really. But great news for AEW Dynamite.
It's hard here. We have 2 weeks of data now.
We need like 4-6 weeks really. But great news for AEW Dynamite.
the words have never been stronger
BREAKING:
New reaction from Leader Jeffries to the racist Trump video:
"This disgusting video posted by the so-called president was done intentionally. Fuck Donald Trump and his vile, racist, and malignant behavior. This guy is an unhinged bottom feeder."
New reaction from Leader Jeffries to the racist Trump video:
"This disgusting video posted by the so-called president was done intentionally. Fuck Donald Trump and his vile, racist, and malignant behavior. This guy is an unhinged bottom feeder."
February 6, 2026 at 10:49 PM
the words have never been stronger
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even if you don't care about sports you gotta admit it's awesome that this guy had to hear to his face how the world feels about him
I'm at the Olympics and the entire stadium booed JD Vance. 😌
February 6, 2026 at 9:27 PM
even if you don't care about sports you gotta admit it's awesome that this guy had to hear to his face how the world feels about him
imagine if THIS is the face of the "good" LaFleur
February 6, 2026 at 10:31 PM
imagine if THIS is the face of the "good" LaFleur
