Gurt Sherm
@gurtsherm.bsky.social
decent musician, sports enjoyer
go dawgs fuck ice
1995-present 🏳️🌈
go dawgs fuck ice
1995-present 🏳️🌈
bathroom mirrors installed by short people
my greatest enemy
my greatest enemy
February 17, 2026 at 4:25 PM
bathroom mirrors installed by short people
my greatest enemy
my greatest enemy
Reposted by Gurt Sherm
RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-cars-helps-babies-to-sweat-out-toxins/
February 17, 2026 at 4:00 PM
RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-cars-helps-babies-to-sweat-out-toxins/
having a general vote on advancing legal weed legislation call it a reeferendum
February 16, 2026 at 8:12 PM
having a general vote on advancing legal weed legislation call it a reeferendum
one day i will attempt to eat my weight in raisin bran crunch and 2% milk and mixed berries
February 16, 2026 at 8:03 PM
one day i will attempt to eat my weight in raisin bran crunch and 2% milk and mixed berries
They had The Replacements playing at the grocery store hell yeah
February 16, 2026 at 7:03 PM
They had The Replacements playing at the grocery store hell yeah
In case anyone is wondering, Savannah College of Art and Design is hiring a head archery coach.
February 16, 2026 at 5:41 PM
In case anyone is wondering, Savannah College of Art and Design is hiring a head archery coach.
traffic's backed up, have to take the residential roads to the danger zone
February 16, 2026 at 3:49 PM
traffic's backed up, have to take the residential roads to the danger zone
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Sometimes I get a little upset when I live in a collapsing dystopia for many years
February 16, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Sometimes I get a little upset when I live in a collapsing dystopia for many years
I'm avoiding stating more detailed opinions on California's governor, I'm just gonna leave it at "that guy sucks."
February 16, 2026 at 3:38 PM
I'm avoiding stating more detailed opinions on California's governor, I'm just gonna leave it at "that guy sucks."
Reposted by Gurt Sherm
The ‘bel’ in ‘decibel’ is for Alexander Graham Bell.
Since the ‘B’ in 'dB' is a name-derived unit, it is capitalized when abbreviated.
Since the ‘B’ in 'dB' is a name-derived unit, it is capitalized when abbreviated.
February 16, 2026 at 3:34 PM
The ‘bel’ in ‘decibel’ is for Alexander Graham Bell.
Since the ‘B’ in 'dB' is a name-derived unit, it is capitalized when abbreviated.
Since the ‘B’ in 'dB' is a name-derived unit, it is capitalized when abbreviated.
By the time I'm 40 I fully expect to be dressing like Kevin Costner in baseball movies every day
February 15, 2026 at 2:48 PM
By the time I'm 40 I fully expect to be dressing like Kevin Costner in baseball movies every day
imagine backward luge
pants would be pooped
pants would be pooped
February 15, 2026 at 12:27 AM
imagine backward luge
pants would be pooped
pants would be pooped
remember when the nba tried to make sleeved jerseys a thing but they just looked liked children's pajamas
February 15, 2026 at 12:00 AM
remember when the nba tried to make sleeved jerseys a thing but they just looked liked children's pajamas
late 2001 was a troubled time in the united states
thank god we had tom bergeron hosting america's funniest home videos with a ska intro song
we could temporarily be distracted from that guy cheating on who wants to be a millionaire
thank god we had tom bergeron hosting america's funniest home videos with a ska intro song
we could temporarily be distracted from that guy cheating on who wants to be a millionaire
February 14, 2026 at 8:38 PM
late 2001 was a troubled time in the united states
thank god we had tom bergeron hosting america's funniest home videos with a ska intro song
we could temporarily be distracted from that guy cheating on who wants to be a millionaire
thank god we had tom bergeron hosting america's funniest home videos with a ska intro song
we could temporarily be distracted from that guy cheating on who wants to be a millionaire
my only conspiracy theory:
there are two (2) people in charge of naming all the colognes/perfumes, marijuana varieties, and paint colors at the hardware store
they are fraternal twins who are 853 years old
one can tell you when you die, the other can tell you how you die
there are two (2) people in charge of naming all the colognes/perfumes, marijuana varieties, and paint colors at the hardware store
they are fraternal twins who are 853 years old
one can tell you when you die, the other can tell you how you die
February 14, 2026 at 5:25 PM
my only conspiracy theory:
there are two (2) people in charge of naming all the colognes/perfumes, marijuana varieties, and paint colors at the hardware store
they are fraternal twins who are 853 years old
one can tell you when you die, the other can tell you how you die
there are two (2) people in charge of naming all the colognes/perfumes, marijuana varieties, and paint colors at the hardware store
they are fraternal twins who are 853 years old
one can tell you when you die, the other can tell you how you die
Snowskating would be a cool Winter X Games event.
Three-round best trick with some ledges and a stairset and a rail.
If you're not familiar, snowskating is what it sounds like: A waterproofed skateboard with no trucks/wheels. Griptape still there. Basically frozen skimboarding.
Three-round best trick with some ledges and a stairset and a rail.
If you're not familiar, snowskating is what it sounds like: A waterproofed skateboard with no trucks/wheels. Griptape still there. Basically frozen skimboarding.
February 14, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Snowskating would be a cool Winter X Games event.
Three-round best trick with some ledges and a stairset and a rail.
If you're not familiar, snowskating is what it sounds like: A waterproofed skateboard with no trucks/wheels. Griptape still there. Basically frozen skimboarding.
Three-round best trick with some ledges and a stairset and a rail.
If you're not familiar, snowskating is what it sounds like: A waterproofed skateboard with no trucks/wheels. Griptape still there. Basically frozen skimboarding.
Thinkin' about Zoboomafoo
February 14, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Thinkin' about Zoboomafoo
I predicted my beloved Spurs would suprise some folks and be a top four team in the conference going into the All-Star break.
Being #2 in the West? Even I'm a little surprised. We're 3.5 games on top of Denver.
Being #2 in the West? Even I'm a little surprised. We're 3.5 games on top of Denver.
February 14, 2026 at 2:40 PM
I predicted my beloved Spurs would suprise some folks and be a top four team in the conference going into the All-Star break.
Being #2 in the West? Even I'm a little surprised. We're 3.5 games on top of Denver.
Being #2 in the West? Even I'm a little surprised. We're 3.5 games on top of Denver.
Reposted by Gurt Sherm
Glort Frabush, founder of Inhāāle, an online oxygen rights trading app, died when he speed-walked into the path of a garbage truck on Wednesday morning
February 14, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Glort Frabush, founder of Inhāāle, an online oxygen rights trading app, died when he speed-walked into the path of a garbage truck on Wednesday morning
If you saw a woman burn down a building that ICE uses, no you didn't!
February 13, 2026 at 4:30 PM
If you saw a woman burn down a building that ICE uses, no you didn't!
paid full credit balance binch
February 13, 2026 at 1:33 AM
paid full credit balance binch
meatloaf and mac n cheese for dinner
hate me all you want, a good meat loaf is good
hate me all you want, a good meat loaf is good
February 12, 2026 at 11:25 PM
meatloaf and mac n cheese for dinner
hate me all you want, a good meat loaf is good
hate me all you want, a good meat loaf is good
Damn and for a few seconds I was legitimately curious about the legitimacy of RFKJr saying out loud he did rails off toilet seats. Of course he did.
February 12, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Damn and for a few seconds I was legitimately curious about the legitimacy of RFKJr saying out loud he did rails off toilet seats. Of course he did.
Sure, the northern cardinal may be the "official" state bird of Kentucky or whatever, my in my mind it will always be the fried chicken.
February 12, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Sure, the northern cardinal may be the "official" state bird of Kentucky or whatever, my in my mind it will always be the fried chicken.