Gurt Sherm
@gurtsherm.bsky.social
decent musician, sports enjoyer, far lefty
go dawgs fuck ice
go dawgs fuck ice
I've waited all year to post this bullshit
January 11, 2026 at 8:33 AM
I've waited all year to post this bullshit
You ever schmonk we'd so good you wanna call every jilted lover
January 11, 2026 at 8:05 AM
You ever schmonk we'd so good you wanna call every jilted lover
separating the art from the artist also means i fucking hate dave matthews band but i could hang out with dave matthews for a solid 2-3 hours and have fun
January 11, 2026 at 7:42 AM
separating the art from the artist also means i fucking hate dave matthews band but i could hang out with dave matthews for a solid 2-3 hours and have fun
This is Princess Leia, the 14-year-old pit mix. I take care of her when her elderly owner can't.
GOTTA BE QUICKER THAN THAT!
GOTTA BE QUICKER THAN THAT!
January 11, 2026 at 7:32 AM
This is Princess Leia, the 14-year-old pit mix. I take care of her when her elderly owner can't.
GOTTA BE QUICKER THAN THAT!
GOTTA BE QUICKER THAN THAT!
Reminder that I've dressed in drag to play guitar in a punk band and I'm super tall and can dunk a basketball on you.
We queers is sports folk, too.
We queers is sports folk, too.
The Cardiff Lions do an annual Drag Rugby charity match for children’s charities and it’s as beautiful as you imagined
January 11, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Reminder that I've dressed in drag to play guitar in a punk band and I'm super tall and can dunk a basketball on you.
We queers is sports folk, too.
We queers is sports folk, too.
It's so goddamn annoying that when I sneeze it's either once or, seriously, 20-30 times. No in-between from the numbers 1-20.
I just wanna breathe @ MyBigNose
I just wanna breathe @ MyBigNose
January 11, 2026 at 7:07 AM
It's so goddamn annoying that when I sneeze it's either once or, seriously, 20-30 times. No in-between from the numbers 1-20.
I just wanna breathe @ MyBigNose
I just wanna breathe @ MyBigNose
i don't even have a joke for this but here's steve nash flicking a paper football into a boob and then homer simpsoning below the desk
January 11, 2026 at 5:29 AM
i don't even have a joke for this but here's steve nash flicking a paper football into a boob and then homer simpsoning below the desk
I'm sorry the Hornets scored 150 points???
lol
lol
January 11, 2026 at 5:06 AM
I'm sorry the Hornets scored 150 points???
lol
lol
Excuse me it was THAT LONG since Da Bears won a playoff game?!
January 11, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Excuse me it was THAT LONG since Da Bears won a playoff game?!
This is a sincere sports post:
You can tell a certain slogan for the Atlanta Falcons was first tested by the Atlanta Hawks.
Don't ask me why I have this Josh Smith bobblehead, but here's a Josh Smith bobblehead from when I was nine years old.
You can tell a certain slogan for the Atlanta Falcons was first tested by the Atlanta Hawks.
Don't ask me why I have this Josh Smith bobblehead, but here's a Josh Smith bobblehead from when I was nine years old.
January 11, 2026 at 4:45 AM
This is a sincere sports post:
You can tell a certain slogan for the Atlanta Falcons was first tested by the Atlanta Hawks.
Don't ask me why I have this Josh Smith bobblehead, but here's a Josh Smith bobblehead from when I was nine years old.
You can tell a certain slogan for the Atlanta Falcons was first tested by the Atlanta Hawks.
Don't ask me why I have this Josh Smith bobblehead, but here's a Josh Smith bobblehead from when I was nine years old.
25 points in a quarter is a lot lmao
January 11, 2026 at 4:33 AM
25 points in a quarter is a lot lmao
I'm gonna die alone but at least watching football is fun
January 11, 2026 at 4:06 AM
I'm gonna die alone but at least watching football is fun
Bears-Packers in heavy snow can I get a fuck yeah
January 11, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Bears-Packers in heavy snow can I get a fuck yeah
For the first time in years I applied for an acting job please kill me
January 10, 2026 at 10:58 PM
For the first time in years I applied for an acting job please kill me
Can we just go ahead and assume that every non-Miami and non-Purdue person is rooting for Indiana lmao
January 10, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Can we just go ahead and assume that every non-Miami and non-Purdue person is rooting for Indiana lmao
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I’m screaming look what Marty bought me
January 10, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I’m screaming look what Marty bought me
Just applied to be a high school basketball assistant coach, Andy Landers don't fail me now
January 10, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Just applied to be a high school basketball assistant coach, Andy Landers don't fail me now
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That half court shot was insane, but that was just the second shot they hit in the final eight-and-a-half minutes.
Your current #18 Dawgs escape a weird game at South Carolina.
Cyril with a career high 18 points. He was 8/8 on field goal attempts, heck yeah.
Dawgs on top 75-70.
Your current #18 Dawgs escape a weird game at South Carolina.
Cyril with a career high 18 points. He was 8/8 on field goal attempts, heck yeah.
Dawgs on top 75-70.
January 10, 2026 at 9:23 PM
That half court shot was insane, but that was just the second shot they hit in the final eight-and-a-half minutes.
Your current #18 Dawgs escape a weird game at South Carolina.
Cyril with a career high 18 points. He was 8/8 on field goal attempts, heck yeah.
Dawgs on top 75-70.
Your current #18 Dawgs escape a weird game at South Carolina.
Cyril with a career high 18 points. He was 8/8 on field goal attempts, heck yeah.
Dawgs on top 75-70.
Just bought the cheapest carton of cigarettes I've bought since like 2022 hell yeah
January 10, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Just bought the cheapest carton of cigarettes I've bought since like 2022 hell yeah
every pharma ad sounds like "ask ur doctor if deeznutz is right for u"
January 10, 2026 at 8:00 PM
every pharma ad sounds like "ask ur doctor if deeznutz is right for u"
Music can be sports! Part of my admiration for Bowie as a head coach figure is that he would recruit musicians like Nile Rodgers, SRV, Mike Garson, the Sales Brothers, Klaus Nomi and tell them to improvise how they wanted because he recruited their specific style for a reason.
In This Essay I Will
In This Essay I Will
January 10, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Music can be sports! Part of my admiration for Bowie as a head coach figure is that he would recruit musicians like Nile Rodgers, SRV, Mike Garson, the Sales Brothers, Klaus Nomi and tell them to improvise how they wanted because he recruited their specific style for a reason.
In This Essay I Will
In This Essay I Will
Glad to see Garrett Bolles on first team all-pro.
UGA wanted him bad and we were his second choice.
He was making some mistakes as a teen, kicked out of his house, got his shit together to play JUCO, went to Utah, now kicking ass.
UGA wanted him bad and we were his second choice.
He was making some mistakes as a teen, kicked out of his house, got his shit together to play JUCO, went to Utah, now kicking ass.
January 10, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Glad to see Garrett Bolles on first team all-pro.
UGA wanted him bad and we were his second choice.
He was making some mistakes as a teen, kicked out of his house, got his shit together to play JUCO, went to Utah, now kicking ass.
UGA wanted him bad and we were his second choice.
He was making some mistakes as a teen, kicked out of his house, got his shit together to play JUCO, went to Utah, now kicking ass.
I'm thinking about what would happen if Indiana football wins it all and Purdue wins the men's basketball tournament and how Notre Dame fans would feel and how Indiana would become a world economic superpower
January 10, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I'm thinking about what would happen if Indiana football wins it all and Purdue wins the men's basketball tournament and how Notre Dame fans would feel and how Indiana would become a world economic superpower