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you whimsical man, you

I said in the interview "I'm really tall and could look even creepier"

The fact that it's the same room makes this photo duo extra cool 💕

I mean I haven't been to Jacksonville in eight years I have no idea what they have

So I was already familiar with Parkers and their tendies, my friend who's worked for SCAD for eight years already pointed out "The Fancy Parkers" in our area lmao

1. Ahhhhhh, good ol' Waycross

2. I've only been in Savannah for a few months I still have very little idea of what's what outside downtown and the islands

I was like "There's a Wawa in SE Georgia?" and then learned that there's one 10 miles away from me in Pooler what the hell

I'm pretty sure this is only funny to Americans and Canadians born between 1991 and 1997

hypothesis: free weed and free snacks, when combined with purchased ice cream, will slap

I dated this walking red flag who told me it was weird that I tell my friends I love them.

The week before we broke shit off she showed up to one of my shows after I was already off stage.

She knew none of my family members ever showed up to any of my 300+ concerts and she said I was too mopey!