Filth Wizard
@tinyweasel.bsky.social
Professional dilettante. Wizard admirer. Filth Wizard. Worm fan.
come back, aurora
January 20, 2026 at 12:02 AM
come back, aurora
if a cow made a tool, we couldn't understand it
January 19, 2026 at 11:28 PM
if a cow made a tool, we couldn't understand it
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Take that, bluesky! My low-effort engagement farming is popular with pedophiles
A tale of three apps. Identical post sent at the same time:
Twitter: 136,000 likes, 20,000 shares
Threads: 46,000 likes, 4,000 ahares
Bluesky: 149 likes, 45 shares
To be clear, I have 60k followers on Twitter, 15k on Bluesky, but only 7k on Threads.
I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable.
Twitter: 136,000 likes, 20,000 shares
Threads: 46,000 likes, 4,000 ahares
Bluesky: 149 likes, 45 shares
To be clear, I have 60k followers on Twitter, 15k on Bluesky, but only 7k on Threads.
I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable.
January 19, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Take that, bluesky! My low-effort engagement farming is popular with pedophiles
Finally saw the aurora borealis for the first time, fucking WOOOOOOOOO
January 19, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Finally saw the aurora borealis for the first time, fucking WOOOOOOOOO
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Sshhh Cory Doctorow is speaking
AI companies will fail. We can salvage something from the wreckage | Cory Doctorow
AI is asbestos in the walls of our tech society, stuffed there by monopolists run amok. A serious fight against it must strike at its roots
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Sshhh Cory Doctorow is speaking
there's three and a half billion of us, come on guys we can take these 12 guys!
New Oxfam Inequality report just dropped:
Billionaire wealth has grown by 80% since 2020.
The world’s 12 richest billionaires have more wealth than the poorest half of humanity.
Elon Musk is the first ever person to have over half a trillion dollars wealth.
Billionaire wealth has grown by 80% since 2020.
The world’s 12 richest billionaires have more wealth than the poorest half of humanity.
Elon Musk is the first ever person to have over half a trillion dollars wealth.
January 19, 2026 at 8:16 AM
there's three and a half billion of us, come on guys we can take these 12 guys!
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this is your periodic reminder that the existence of billionaires is an abject failure of government and public policy.
This is absolutely obscene. Tax the rich.
January 19, 2026 at 4:49 AM
this is your periodic reminder that the existence of billionaires is an abject failure of government and public policy.
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I was just at a comedy show and the guy next to me says "wow, he's really funny" and his buddy goes "yeah, but that's only because it's his job." I'm going to be thinking about this comment a lot
January 18, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I was just at a comedy show and the guy next to me says "wow, he's really funny" and his buddy goes "yeah, but that's only because it's his job." I'm going to be thinking about this comment a lot
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These are concentration camps. And these are the numbers they're comfortable sharing.
This is the sixth death in ICE custody in 18 days. This isn’t enforcement, it’s a system that cages people, outsources care, and shrugs when they die. Abolish ICE.
January 18, 2026 at 9:38 PM
These are concentration camps. And these are the numbers they're comfortable sharing.
my DnD character is a discount wizard and I used to get called a sea hag and I'm pretty old and I love books so I'm saying all of these
What's your vibe?
1. bookstore vampire
2. discount wizard
3. mossy elder
4. sea witch in soft pants
1. bookstore vampire
2. discount wizard
3. mossy elder
4. sea witch in soft pants
January 18, 2026 at 4:35 PM
my DnD character is a discount wizard and I used to get called a sea hag and I'm pretty old and I love books so I'm saying all of these
can I switch TO pirate?
January 18, 2026 at 2:24 PM
can I switch TO pirate?
"We want to get clarity on X's response" - You guys need clarity on a poop emoji?
"Fine Gael will continue to use the website mainly because it is of use to communicate with journalists."
Have they never thought of other social media sites? Press releases? The plinth? Posting on their own websites? Journalists will get the message.
www.thejournal.ie/x-grok-irish...
Have they never thought of other social media sites? Press releases? The plinth? Posting on their own websites? Journalists will get the message.
www.thejournal.ie/x-grok-irish...
Behind the scenes: how political parties have responded to the Grok scandal
It looks like everyone’s favourite words this week are “kept under review”.
www.thejournal.ie
January 18, 2026 at 2:21 PM
"We want to get clarity on X's response" - You guys need clarity on a poop emoji?
this is for that hamster that eats tiny meals, right?
January 18, 2026 at 2:11 PM
this is for that hamster that eats tiny meals, right?
I knew I was right to subscribe to @thenerve.news
Stewart Lee: It’s the Year of the Duck Rabbit - the two-faced mascot of political hypocrites everywhere!
www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...
#comedy #stewartlee #thenerve #antifascism #resist #news #satire #socialcommentary #currentaffairs
www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...
#comedy #stewartlee #thenerve #antifascism #resist #news #satire #socialcommentary #currentaffairs
Stewart Lee: It’s the Year of the Duck Rabbit - the two-faced mascot of political hypocrites everywhere
Wittgenstein’s famous animal optical illusion from the 1950s is nowhere near as disorienting as trying to understand modern current affairs
www.thenerve.news
January 18, 2026 at 12:16 PM
I knew I was right to subscribe to @thenerve.news
Panti knows what's up
Last night I met a guy who said everyone in his office uses ChatGPT "because you just type in two lines and it generates a whole email for you!"
And I *very correctly* replied that "no one wants that 'whole email' they just want the two lines - and they all hate you"
And I *very correctly* replied that "no one wants that 'whole email' they just want the two lines - and they all hate you"
January 18, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Panti knows what's up
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Support your public library. Defend your public library. Slay the enemies of your public library.
August 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Support your public library. Defend your public library. Slay the enemies of your public library.
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"I thought I was alone!" And that's your excuse, for taking up all watchful space in the universe just to stop your science nemesis from seeing you put on a show for finally isolating the voyeur atom
January 17, 2026 at 5:44 AM
"I thought I was alone!" And that's your excuse, for taking up all watchful space in the universe just to stop your science nemesis from seeing you put on a show for finally isolating the voyeur atom
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I've reached my lifetime quota for "interesting times." Give me bland times. Boring times. Normie times, one could even say. Times that are both dull and unexciting. Load me up with times that feel stale and uninspiring. That's the good stuff right there.
January 16, 2026 at 3:37 AM
I've reached my lifetime quota for "interesting times." Give me bland times. Boring times. Normie times, one could even say. Times that are both dull and unexciting. Load me up with times that feel stale and uninspiring. That's the good stuff right there.
noooooooo shit.
January 17, 2026 at 9:46 AM
noooooooo shit.
only I may ponder the orb
Meet the 'Mind Control Latina' Hypnotizing The Internet With Orbology
January 16, 2026 at 11:20 PM
only I may ponder the orb
Nice dark pattern here from @ecosiasearch.bsky.social. I thought you were supposed to care about the environment, could you maybe not try to trick me into using an LLM?
January 16, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Nice dark pattern here from @ecosiasearch.bsky.social. I thought you were supposed to care about the environment, could you maybe not try to trick me into using an LLM?
Anyone know if there's any good cheap colour printers that aren't completely enshittified. Are open source printers a thing?
January 16, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Anyone know if there's any good cheap colour printers that aren't completely enshittified. Are open source printers a thing?
fuckers. switch to Deezer or Tidal
In April 2024, Spotify implemented a new scheme: songs with less than 1k streams per year would no longer receive royalties.
The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.
Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.
Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
January 16, 2026 at 8:49 AM
fuckers. switch to Deezer or Tidal