Some Call Me Tim
@timallison.bsky.social
Dogs, gardens, disc golf, music & books. Trying to keep my gratitude exceeding my expectations
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Arthur just couldn’t quite get used to working from home.
October 13, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Arthur just couldn’t quite get used to working from home.
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A friend writes:
I saw someone's post somewhere that talked about how their
nine-year-old and all his friends have started using "That's AI"
instead of "I don't believe you."
Mom: "We're having dinosaur meat for dinner tonight."
Kid: "That's AI."
I saw someone's post somewhere that talked about how their
nine-year-old and all his friends have started using "That's AI"
instead of "I don't believe you."
Mom: "We're having dinosaur meat for dinner tonight."
Kid: "That's AI."
September 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
A friend writes:
I saw someone's post somewhere that talked about how their
nine-year-old and all his friends have started using "That's AI"
instead of "I don't believe you."
Mom: "We're having dinosaur meat for dinner tonight."
Kid: "That's AI."
I saw someone's post somewhere that talked about how their
nine-year-old and all his friends have started using "That's AI"
instead of "I don't believe you."
Mom: "We're having dinosaur meat for dinner tonight."
Kid: "That's AI."
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feels like the kid who sits in that chair dresses like this
September 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
feels like the kid who sits in that chair dresses like this
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Dearest Martha,
The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover.
Yours in glaze,
The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover.
Yours in glaze,
August 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Dearest Martha,
The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover.
Yours in glaze,
The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover.
Yours in glaze,
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really feels like housing affordability is one of the most important political issues of our time, affecting nearly every aspect of our lives, and everyday our mainstream political discourse is about whether sour cream is woke or not
August 9, 2025 at 6:15 AM
really feels like housing affordability is one of the most important political issues of our time, affecting nearly every aspect of our lives, and everyday our mainstream political discourse is about whether sour cream is woke or not
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We have to get comfortable telling people they’ve been acting like suckers and the things they believe are cultivated for suckers. Radical honesty.
August 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
We have to get comfortable telling people they’ve been acting like suckers and the things they believe are cultivated for suckers. Radical honesty.
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I like to disc golf. My twin and his dog like to dance.
July 31, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I like to disc golf. My twin and his dog like to dance.
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Hitchcock's North by Northwest (1959) rocks and Cary Grant is so good in it that together they made an inflection point in Hollywood cinema with a reverberating legacy almost as profound and sexy as Elvis gyrating on Sullivan.
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From Hitchcock With Love
A Reception Approach to North by Northwest (1959)
vaughnjoy.substack.com
July 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Hitchcock's North by Northwest (1959) rocks and Cary Grant is so good in it that together they made an inflection point in Hollywood cinema with a reverberating legacy almost as profound and sexy as Elvis gyrating on Sullivan.
vaughnjoy.substack.com/p/from-hitch...
vaughnjoy.substack.com/p/from-hitch...
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I wrote a big thing on TRACKS II: THE LOST ALBUMS, which features at least one of my favorite Springsteen LPs of the last 30 years.
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Another Side of Bruce Springsteen
With ‘Tracks II: The Lost Albums,’ the Boss finally lets us hear the music that didn’t fit into his narrative—including one very horny ’90s record
www.theringer.com
June 26, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I wrote a big thing on TRACKS II: THE LOST ALBUMS, which features at least one of my favorite Springsteen LPs of the last 30 years.
www.theringer.com/2025/06/26/m...
www.theringer.com/2025/06/26/m...
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Did not expect to be in the hackiest Judge Dredd prequel imaginable.
June 9, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Did not expect to be in the hackiest Judge Dredd prequel imaginable.
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[pharmaceutical hq]
CEO: we need some new drug names
MKTG GUY: cymbalta fabhalta veozah
VP: ar-are you ok
MKTG GUY: kisqali austedo phexxi
VP: sir he’s having a stroke
MKTG GUY: xgeva toujeo zeposia
VP: we should call 911
MKTG GUY: xeljanz opdivo wegovy
CEO: *writing* now let’s not be hasty
CEO: we need some new drug names
MKTG GUY: cymbalta fabhalta veozah
VP: ar-are you ok
MKTG GUY: kisqali austedo phexxi
VP: sir he’s having a stroke
MKTG GUY: xgeva toujeo zeposia
VP: we should call 911
MKTG GUY: xeljanz opdivo wegovy
CEO: *writing* now let’s not be hasty
June 6, 2025 at 3:26 PM
[pharmaceutical hq]
CEO: we need some new drug names
MKTG GUY: cymbalta fabhalta veozah
VP: ar-are you ok
MKTG GUY: kisqali austedo phexxi
VP: sir he’s having a stroke
MKTG GUY: xgeva toujeo zeposia
VP: we should call 911
MKTG GUY: xeljanz opdivo wegovy
CEO: *writing* now let’s not be hasty
CEO: we need some new drug names
MKTG GUY: cymbalta fabhalta veozah
VP: ar-are you ok
MKTG GUY: kisqali austedo phexxi
VP: sir he’s having a stroke
MKTG GUY: xgeva toujeo zeposia
VP: we should call 911
MKTG GUY: xeljanz opdivo wegovy
CEO: *writing* now let’s not be hasty
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Gentle reminder to anyone who needs it today: The more you use technology to replace the things you used to do for for yourself, the less you will be able to do them. That goes for writing, walking, thinking, communicating, making things, and all the things humans used to be pretty good at.
June 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Gentle reminder to anyone who needs it today: The more you use technology to replace the things you used to do for for yourself, the less you will be able to do them. That goes for writing, walking, thinking, communicating, making things, and all the things humans used to be pretty good at.
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Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare
May 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare
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Ben Afflek My dog’s
Movie farts
😳
Clear and Present Danger
Movie farts
😳
Clear and Present Danger
May 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Ben Afflek My dog’s
Movie farts
😳
Clear and Present Danger
Movie farts
😳
Clear and Present Danger
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May 5, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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𝘚𝘮𝘰𝘬𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘞𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 is my favorite song about getting really high in the bathtub.
May 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
𝘚𝘮𝘰𝘬𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘞𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 is my favorite song about getting really high in the bathtub.
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this painted stork looks like a trenchcoat flasher
May 15, 2025 at 5:04 AM
this painted stork looks like a trenchcoat flasher
No DGPT this weekend, but Tim Selinske & Masters Cup feel like upgrades. Those courses!
May 11, 2025 at 11:27 AM
No DGPT this weekend, but Tim Selinske & Masters Cup feel like upgrades. Those courses!
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Cassocks are red
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
May 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Cassocks are red
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
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55 years ago today, 4 students at Kent State University were killed for protesting the Vietnam war.
Allison Krause, 19
Jeffrey Glenn Miller, 20
Sandra Lee Scheuer, 20
William Knox Schroeder, 19
We must stand against war, militarism, and government attacks on protest.
Allison Krause, 19
Jeffrey Glenn Miller, 20
Sandra Lee Scheuer, 20
William Knox Schroeder, 19
We must stand against war, militarism, and government attacks on protest.
May 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
55 years ago today, 4 students at Kent State University were killed for protesting the Vietnam war.
Allison Krause, 19
Jeffrey Glenn Miller, 20
Sandra Lee Scheuer, 20
William Knox Schroeder, 19
We must stand against war, militarism, and government attacks on protest.
Allison Krause, 19
Jeffrey Glenn Miller, 20
Sandra Lee Scheuer, 20
William Knox Schroeder, 19
We must stand against war, militarism, and government attacks on protest.
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