Thomas Todd
@thomastodd.bsky.social
Mostly Movies, SF Giants, and weird stuff I find while writing for King Trivia
I am the citizen in the video AMA
Alec Baldwin addresses crashing wife Hilaria’s car into a ‘big fat tree’: ‘I’m fine’
Alec Baldwin addresses crashing wife Hilaria’s car into a ‘big fat tree’: ‘I’m fine’
The actor explained why he crashed his wife's car into a tree.
pagesix.com
October 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I am the citizen in the video AMA
Thanks again for having me!
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Rat Race (with Thomas Todd)
Podcast Episode · A Tripp Through Comedy · 09/11/2025 · 1h 24m
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September 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Thanks again for having me!
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COMING TOMORROW: It's a race! It's a race! It's Whoopi and Lovitz and Breckin and Rowan and Cleese and Kathy Bates. It's a mad, mad, mad, mad film. It's RAT RACE! And @thomastodd.bsky.social is along for the ride with us. #filmsky
Rat Race (2001) - Official Trailer
YouTube video by Movie Trailer World
youtu.be
September 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM
COMING TOMORROW: It's a race! It's a race! It's Whoopi and Lovitz and Breckin and Rowan and Cleese and Kathy Bates. It's a mad, mad, mad, mad film. It's RAT RACE! And @thomastodd.bsky.social is along for the ride with us. #filmsky
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This is not a sentence
July 22, 2025 at 5:07 AM
This is not a sentence
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a software ceo got caught in 4k on the jumbotron with the company’s chief people officer at a coldplay concert
July 17, 2025 at 12:14 PM
a software ceo got caught in 4k on the jumbotron with the company’s chief people officer at a coldplay concert
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Checking the newspaper to see if your favorite show was new that week or if it was a rerun and if it was a rerun getting excited if you hadn’t seen it before.
And relatedly, everyone watching the same shows when they aired because that’s when they were on and talking about them the next day.
And relatedly, everyone watching the same shows when they aired because that’s when they were on and talking about them the next day.
What’s a real thing from your childhood that kids these days would find completely foreign?
Like, how we used to be able to walk right up to the gate to meet our family coming off a flight.
Or how we had to pick a spot to meet at the theater BEFORE we went.
Like, how we used to be able to walk right up to the gate to meet our family coming off a flight.
Or how we had to pick a spot to meet at the theater BEFORE we went.
July 14, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Checking the newspaper to see if your favorite show was new that week or if it was a rerun and if it was a rerun getting excited if you hadn’t seen it before.
And relatedly, everyone watching the same shows when they aired because that’s when they were on and talking about them the next day.
And relatedly, everyone watching the same shows when they aired because that’s when they were on and talking about them the next day.
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They finally made the milk from that hotel
July 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
They finally made the milk from that hotel
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I truly think an agent could get Shams to write anything in exchange for transaction news. “Please include that we also represent the ghost of Master Splinter, who was very real but died in a boating accident.”
June 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I truly think an agent could get Shams to write anything in exchange for transaction news. “Please include that we also represent the ghost of Master Splinter, who was very real but died in a boating accident.”
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Holy shit...I applied for a job with The Onion back in April and this was literally one of my 30 sports headline submissions. @davidjroth.bsky.social @robertsilverman.bsky.social
June 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Holy shit...I applied for a job with The Onion back in April and this was literally one of my 30 sports headline submissions. @davidjroth.bsky.social @robertsilverman.bsky.social
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Resharing this because it feels necessary after that Elio report, the piece that earned me more death threats than anything else in my 15+ years of professionally writing about cinema:
www.slashfilm.com/1488314/seei...
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Seeing Nimona With A Crowd Of Queer Kids Was One Of The Best Moviegoing Experiences Of My Life - SlashFilm
It's one thing to know an animated film like Nimona is important. It's another thing entirely to experience that importance in real time.
www.slashfilm.com
June 30, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Resharing this because it feels necessary after that Elio report, the piece that earned me more death threats than anything else in my 15+ years of professionally writing about cinema:
www.slashfilm.com/1488314/seei...
www.slashfilm.com/1488314/seei...
A man just came into our local restaurant to order a hamburger bun
June 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
A man just came into our local restaurant to order a hamburger bun
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🎶
I don’t practice trans sharia/I ain’t got no crystal ball… 🎶
I don’t practice trans sharia/I ain’t got no crystal ball… 🎶
Singing "trans sharia" to the tune of "My Sharona"
meanwhile, on twitter
June 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
🎶
I don’t practice trans sharia/I ain’t got no crystal ball… 🎶
I don’t practice trans sharia/I ain’t got no crystal ball… 🎶
“…needs to step up” from Perk if you hadn’t already filled out your bingo card #NBAFinals
June 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
“…needs to step up” from Perk if you hadn’t already filled out your bingo card #NBAFinals
What would you like in your donut box?
Me: Oh, man....
Me: Oh, man....
June 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
What would you like in your donut box?
Me: Oh, man....
Me: Oh, man....
@thepressbox.bsky.social “X Gon’ Give it To Ya” was my first through before “X Marks the Spot”
June 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
@thepressbox.bsky.social “X Gon’ Give it To Ya” was my first through before “X Marks the Spot”
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Lieutenant Daniel Kaffee was born on this day
June 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Lieutenant Daniel Kaffee was born on this day
Good year for Sinners
June 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Good year for Sinners
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Legit a really good state of journalism in 2025 discussion.
@pablo.show Pablo’s conversation with @billsimmons.bsky.social on his show is a required listen for journo students. Filing it away for airing in my principles of journalism class next semester. Great stuff!
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Why Did the Knicks Fire Thibs? Plus, a Belichick Debate (and More) With Pablo Torre
The Bill Simmons Podcast · Episode
open.spotify.com
June 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Legit a really good state of journalism in 2025 discussion.
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At my old workplace there was once a chicken-wing eating contest and one contestant was going so slowly that a coworker shouted out scornfully, “He’s just eating lunch.”
June 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
At my old workplace there was once a chicken-wing eating contest and one contestant was going so slowly that a coworker shouted out scornfully, “He’s just eating lunch.”
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Hell yeah. Day Baseball. Day Baseball.
May 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Hell yeah. Day Baseball. Day Baseball.
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But I would tariff five hundred percent
And I would tariff five hundred more
Just to be the man who tariffed a thousand
percent to destroy all trade on this shore
And I would tariff five hundred more
Just to be the man who tariffed a thousand
percent to destroy all trade on this shore
May 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
But I would tariff five hundred percent
And I would tariff five hundred more
Just to be the man who tariffed a thousand
percent to destroy all trade on this shore
And I would tariff five hundred more
Just to be the man who tariffed a thousand
percent to destroy all trade on this shore
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25% tariff on a whiskey drink
37% tariff on a Vodka drink
85% tariff on a Lager drink
110% tariff on a cider drink
132% tariff on songs that remind you of the good times
138% tariff on songs that remind you of the better times
37% tariff on a Vodka drink
85% tariff on a Lager drink
110% tariff on a cider drink
132% tariff on songs that remind you of the good times
138% tariff on songs that remind you of the better times
May 5, 2025 at 12:50 PM
25% tariff on a whiskey drink
37% tariff on a Vodka drink
85% tariff on a Lager drink
110% tariff on a cider drink
132% tariff on songs that remind you of the good times
138% tariff on songs that remind you of the better times
37% tariff on a Vodka drink
85% tariff on a Lager drink
110% tariff on a cider drink
132% tariff on songs that remind you of the good times
138% tariff on songs that remind you of the better times
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"what is a woman?" (and companion questions "what is sex?" etc) really is the trans rights version of "is a fetus alive" -- the answer doesn't matter and has the effect of reorienting discussion away from the wellbeing of the trans person, or woman, at hand
April 25, 2025 at 7:00 AM
"what is a woman?" (and companion questions "what is sex?" etc) really is the trans rights version of "is a fetus alive" -- the answer doesn't matter and has the effect of reorienting discussion away from the wellbeing of the trans person, or woman, at hand
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Watching Welcome to Wrexham s4 screeners (premieres 5/15), every time an announcer mentions Jack Marriott, I keep waiting for them to add "Tacktheritrix."
April 28, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Watching Welcome to Wrexham s4 screeners (premieres 5/15), every time an announcer mentions Jack Marriott, I keep waiting for them to add "Tacktheritrix."