TheSheepMafia
@thesheepmafia.bsky.social
He/Him. A leftist, antifascist, crossdressing cishet man. Proud to be both a nerd and an ally of LGBTQ folks everywhere. Lover of history, stillettos, music, fishnets, and dachshunds. Hater of cops, fascists, bigots, TERFs, and chuds of all varieties.
Pinned
Anything over 50% cab is no longer a pickup truck, it's a raised El Camino.
The bumper says 'rugged working man'.
But the cargo bed says ‘cosplay builder with soft hands’.
Time to ban these fragile-man-mobiles from our cities.
But the cargo bed says ‘cosplay builder with soft hands’.
Time to ban these fragile-man-mobiles from our cities.
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Anything over 50% cab is no longer a pickup truck, it's a raised El Camino.
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
I've been hesitant to post makeup pictures on here, mostly because I'm scared. For six reasons but I'll share two here:
1) Toxic part of my growing up that still launches slurs at me the minute I touch a blending sponge.
2) Afraid of judgement, criticism, etc.
But uh. You know what? Fuck it.
1) Toxic part of my growing up that still launches slurs at me the minute I touch a blending sponge.
2) Afraid of judgement, criticism, etc.
But uh. You know what? Fuck it.
November 9, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I've been hesitant to post makeup pictures on here, mostly because I'm scared. For six reasons but I'll share two here:
1) Toxic part of my growing up that still launches slurs at me the minute I touch a blending sponge.
2) Afraid of judgement, criticism, etc.
But uh. You know what? Fuck it.
1) Toxic part of my growing up that still launches slurs at me the minute I touch a blending sponge.
2) Afraid of judgement, criticism, etc.
But uh. You know what? Fuck it.
A not insignificant portion of my brainpower this afternoon has been dedicated to trying to find a way to make "You and me baby ain't nothing but animorphs" but it deceptively doesn't actually fit. You think it shouldn't be a problem but "-morphs" just fucks everything up.
November 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
A not insignificant portion of my brainpower this afternoon has been dedicated to trying to find a way to make "You and me baby ain't nothing but animorphs" but it deceptively doesn't actually fit. You think it shouldn't be a problem but "-morphs" just fucks everything up.
You have new information about a case involving the rape and exploitation of children, but you're gonna wait until Sunday. Huh. Neat.
I'm not gonna pretend to not understand ratings and the attention economy and all that. I get it. I just couldn't do that. I wouldn't be able to live with myself.
I'm not gonna pretend to not understand ratings and the attention economy and all that. I get it. I just couldn't do that. I wouldn't be able to live with myself.
They can't hide from the Epstein files forever. I have some new information about them that I'll reveal on this Sunday's Breakdown over on @meidastouch.com at 3:30 PM PT.
And there it is…..
Announcement is made that the U.S. House will be out of session AGAIN next week
Two full months since their most recent vote
Announcement is made that the U.S. House will be out of session AGAIN next week
Two full months since their most recent vote
November 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
You have new information about a case involving the rape and exploitation of children, but you're gonna wait until Sunday. Huh. Neat.
I'm not gonna pretend to not understand ratings and the attention economy and all that. I get it. I just couldn't do that. I wouldn't be able to live with myself.
I'm not gonna pretend to not understand ratings and the attention economy and all that. I get it. I just couldn't do that. I wouldn't be able to live with myself.
Fun story time! 🧵
My wife just told me about Elon's benefits package while we were in a waiting room. And I instantly got so nauseous that I couldn't really speak. She got called to the back and thank god because she didn't have to see me run outside and throw up in a bush. Not kidding at all.
My wife just told me about Elon's benefits package while we were in a waiting room. And I instantly got so nauseous that I couldn't really speak. She got called to the back and thank god because she didn't have to see me run outside and throw up in a bush. Not kidding at all.
November 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Fun story time! 🧵
My wife just told me about Elon's benefits package while we were in a waiting room. And I instantly got so nauseous that I couldn't really speak. She got called to the back and thank god because she didn't have to see me run outside and throw up in a bush. Not kidding at all.
My wife just told me about Elon's benefits package while we were in a waiting room. And I instantly got so nauseous that I couldn't really speak. She got called to the back and thank god because she didn't have to see me run outside and throw up in a bush. Not kidding at all.
Been thinking about getting my ears pierced, so look up a piercing shop near me. Zero idea what to expect. They tell me its $80 for the set.
My immediate first thought was "Oh so those free piercings at Claire's are like, crazy dangerous then, huh?"
My immediate first thought was "Oh so those free piercings at Claire's are like, crazy dangerous then, huh?"
November 7, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Been thinking about getting my ears pierced, so look up a piercing shop near me. Zero idea what to expect. They tell me its $80 for the set.
My immediate first thought was "Oh so those free piercings at Claire's are like, crazy dangerous then, huh?"
My immediate first thought was "Oh so those free piercings at Claire's are like, crazy dangerous then, huh?"
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I am hearing that in his concession speech that Andrew Cuomo received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
November 5, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I am hearing that in his concession speech that Andrew Cuomo received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
Only using this post as an example because 1) David Simon fucking rules and 2) I do believe he means that first sentence entirely.
I'm not saying the family (at least the non-political ones) deserve any disrespect. But if you live a Dick Cheney life, you're cursing your family to live through that.
I'm not saying the family (at least the non-political ones) deserve any disrespect. But if you live a Dick Cheney life, you're cursing your family to live through that.
A tale I must tell today on my late mother, and in doing so, I mean no actual disrespect to the Cheney family, grieving as they are for the actual loss of their loved one. The humor that follows is that of the Simon family's dark and dystropic sense of humor and so, an apology in advance.
However...
However...
November 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Only using this post as an example because 1) David Simon fucking rules and 2) I do believe he means that first sentence entirely.
I'm not saying the family (at least the non-political ones) deserve any disrespect. But if you live a Dick Cheney life, you're cursing your family to live through that.
I'm not saying the family (at least the non-political ones) deserve any disrespect. But if you live a Dick Cheney life, you're cursing your family to live through that.
I woke up tired. Was up until 4am with a sick dog. Feel physically and mentally awful. A morning like so many others. Look to the heavens. I just need something, some kind of win to keep going. Open up my phone.
"Dick Cheney has died"
Alright, fine. Earned a few more days. Clever game, universe.
"Dick Cheney has died"
Alright, fine. Earned a few more days. Clever game, universe.
Former Vice President Dick Cheney has died, his family said in a statement. He was 84 abcnews.go.com/Politics/for...
November 4, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I woke up tired. Was up until 4am with a sick dog. Feel physically and mentally awful. A morning like so many others. Look to the heavens. I just need something, some kind of win to keep going. Open up my phone.
"Dick Cheney has died"
Alright, fine. Earned a few more days. Clever game, universe.
"Dick Cheney has died"
Alright, fine. Earned a few more days. Clever game, universe.
I'm a country girl in the streets and a sloppy mustard man in the sheets.
November 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I'm a country girl in the streets and a sloppy mustard man in the sheets.
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inside you there are two wolves
November 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
inside you there are two wolves
Sometimes you wake up and you just think, "Oh, I'm just a fucking loser. I can't do anything right, I can't seem to catch a break. I don't even know why I'm here."
And then Scott Adams kicks in your door. "I HEARD SOMEONE THOUGHT THEY WERE A WEIRD FUCKING LOSER. WELL HOLD THE FUCK ON NOW COWBOY!"
And then Scott Adams kicks in your door. "I HEARD SOMEONE THOUGHT THEY WERE A WEIRD FUCKING LOSER. WELL HOLD THE FUCK ON NOW COWBOY!"
rip in advance to Scott "Mr Dilbert" Adams who is perhaps most famous for writing a now-deleted four part blog post where he attempted to hypnotize his readers into nutting and asked them to email him after they have nutted to tell him about the nut.
www.tumblr.com/manlethotlin...
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November 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Sometimes you wake up and you just think, "Oh, I'm just a fucking loser. I can't do anything right, I can't seem to catch a break. I don't even know why I'm here."
And then Scott Adams kicks in your door. "I HEARD SOMEONE THOUGHT THEY WERE A WEIRD FUCKING LOSER. WELL HOLD THE FUCK ON NOW COWBOY!"
And then Scott Adams kicks in your door. "I HEARD SOMEONE THOUGHT THEY WERE A WEIRD FUCKING LOSER. WELL HOLD THE FUCK ON NOW COWBOY!"
I'm sorry, quick thing.
*deep inhale*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh man, hahaha, fuck you Brianna Wu. Nice try bitch. You tried to ride that right wing grift train even though literally everyone told you exactly what would happen and now you're sad. Tough break, girl.
*deep inhale*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh man, hahaha, fuck you Brianna Wu. Nice try bitch. You tried to ride that right wing grift train even though literally everyone told you exactly what would happen and now you're sad. Tough break, girl.
November 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I'm sorry, quick thing.
*deep inhale*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh man, hahaha, fuck you Brianna Wu. Nice try bitch. You tried to ride that right wing grift train even though literally everyone told you exactly what would happen and now you're sad. Tough break, girl.
*deep inhale*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh man, hahaha, fuck you Brianna Wu. Nice try bitch. You tried to ride that right wing grift train even though literally everyone told you exactly what would happen and now you're sad. Tough break, girl.
Sometimes in my pointless scrolling, I stumble across something that is so true that I'm shocked I've never even thought to consider it.
This? This is a hellfire missile of truth.
This? This is a hellfire missile of truth.
Gal Gadot, the Jared Leto of Women
November 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Sometimes in my pointless scrolling, I stumble across something that is so true that I'm shocked I've never even thought to consider it.
This? This is a hellfire missile of truth.
This? This is a hellfire missile of truth.
Apple Music has this really cool feature, infinite autoplay, which recommends music that may or may not be in your library that you might enjoy based on the songs you've picked before.
It's awesome because sometimes I forget how much Arcade Fire fucking sucks until it gets randomly inserted.
It's awesome because sometimes I forget how much Arcade Fire fucking sucks until it gets randomly inserted.
November 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Apple Music has this really cool feature, infinite autoplay, which recommends music that may or may not be in your library that you might enjoy based on the songs you've picked before.
It's awesome because sometimes I forget how much Arcade Fire fucking sucks until it gets randomly inserted.
It's awesome because sometimes I forget how much Arcade Fire fucking sucks until it gets randomly inserted.
Alan Moore getting credited as "comics legend" second and "local magician" first makes me think this author has read Holy Terror before.
Alan Moore Advises New Writers to Self-Publish Because Big Publishing Sucks
[and has NO idea WTF it's doing]
#writerslife, writers' truth
gizmodo.com/alan-moore-a...
[and has NO idea WTF it's doing]
#writerslife, writers' truth
gizmodo.com/alan-moore-a...
Alan Moore Advises New Writers to Self-Publish Because Big Publishers Suck
At an anti-library closure protest, local magician and comics legend Alan Moore had some surprising words for those who hope to break into the wide world
gizmodo.com
October 30, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Alan Moore getting credited as "comics legend" second and "local magician" first makes me think this author has read Holy Terror before.
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I found this piece sad too, but mostly because it is part of a years-long effort by progressives to understand what "really" animates Trump voters.
We already know! It is racism, misogyny and misinformation. I know that sounds condescending or whatever but it's simply what all evidence suggests.
We already know! It is racism, misogyny and misinformation. I know that sounds condescending or whatever but it's simply what all evidence suggests.
October 30, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I found this piece sad too, but mostly because it is part of a years-long effort by progressives to understand what "really" animates Trump voters.
We already know! It is racism, misogyny and misinformation. I know that sounds condescending or whatever but it's simply what all evidence suggests.
We already know! It is racism, misogyny and misinformation. I know that sounds condescending or whatever but it's simply what all evidence suggests.
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During Covid, I got on mutual aid and buy nothing Facebook groups and found people to help. Even just picking up groceries from food banks and taking them to folx who can’t drive.
Don’t wait for opportunity to knock.
Seek ways to help.
Be the person you say you are.
Don’t wait for opportunity to knock.
Seek ways to help.
Be the person you say you are.
October 30, 2025 at 3:07 AM
During Covid, I got on mutual aid and buy nothing Facebook groups and found people to help. Even just picking up groceries from food banks and taking them to folx who can’t drive.
Don’t wait for opportunity to knock.
Seek ways to help.
Be the person you say you are.
Don’t wait for opportunity to knock.
Seek ways to help.
Be the person you say you are.
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my only comment is that i have a brain problem where if something can be sung to the tune of "Buffalo Soldier" i will sing it to the tune of "Buffalo Soldier"
October 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
my only comment is that i have a brain problem where if something can be sung to the tune of "Buffalo Soldier" i will sing it to the tune of "Buffalo Soldier"
Debuting a new character with my coworkers. "Ghost Who Warns You About Grim Futures And Also Thinks 9/11 Was An Inside Job."
October 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Debuting a new character with my coworkers. "Ghost Who Warns You About Grim Futures And Also Thinks 9/11 Was An Inside Job."
Guys don't worry, kids aren't gonna be able to find a VCR somehow and witness half a second of titty with any of these tapes.
No, these are all actually just containers for fentanyl.
No, these are all actually just containers for fentanyl.
The trick 'r treaters are getting something special this year.
October 27, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Guys don't worry, kids aren't gonna be able to find a VCR somehow and witness half a second of titty with any of these tapes.
No, these are all actually just containers for fentanyl.
No, these are all actually just containers for fentanyl.
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Godzilla doesn't tolerate kings and neither should you
October 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Godzilla doesn't tolerate kings and neither should you
Probably a good call in every location.
Portland: if a streamer from out of state gets arrested or detained, perhaps wait to see if he gets more than a citation before donating $100,000+ to his "legal defense". that money is vastly in excess of what he might possibly need and could have gone to helping people in serious legal jeopardy
October 18, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Probably a good call in every location.
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Portland: if a streamer from out of state gets arrested or detained, perhaps wait to see if he gets more than a citation before donating $100,000+ to his "legal defense". that money is vastly in excess of what he might possibly need and could have gone to helping people in serious legal jeopardy
October 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Portland: if a streamer from out of state gets arrested or detained, perhaps wait to see if he gets more than a citation before donating $100,000+ to his "legal defense". that money is vastly in excess of what he might possibly need and could have gone to helping people in serious legal jeopardy